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Today was the day!! All year this was the day she waited anxiously for! The excitement in her body was ready to burst like a shaken soda can! Extermination Day! The best-est day ever! Fighting side by side with her sisters! Slaying dirty sinners! Protecting heaven! It was all so-
“Nips! The fuck bitch?? Forgetting something?” Adam crossed his arms, an irritated look on his LED mask. Nips took a second to think, she’d never been one of the quick ones, but she made up for it with her spear skills. Adam clears his throat and the overly enthused exorcist looks down to her Leader’s hand. ‘Ohhh.’
“Sorry Adam, Sir!” Nips squeaks. The taller angel tosses the mask to her.
“Jesus fucking Christ, Nips, you’d loose your fucking head of it wasn’t screwed on.” Adam rolls his eyes, but there’s no malice in the insult. There never was.
“Thank you sir!” The young exorcist beams as she puts on her horned mask. .-.-.-.-.-.-..-.-.-..-.-.-.-.-.-..-.-.-.
BEST day ever! Extermination Day was always a blast! And this time she was about to break her personal record! ‘It was nowhere near as close to Lute’s though! She’s so badass.’
“Yo, Nips! Cantaloupe, Cake, Lacey and I are going to head over this way. We think we saw some filthy vermin trying to scurry away!” Glory called out.
Nips smiled. “Sweet! I’ll come too! How many did you see?”
Cake flies to the left side of Nips. “There were three of them. Didn’t look too tough.”
Melon calls out from above, “I think one was an overlord! That’s bonus points!”
A flutter of excitement ran through Nips. ‘He’ll be so proud if I help kill an overlord! He’ll have to notice me! ’ The five exorcists flew off to the industrial area of Pentagram City, tracking down the three sinners fleeing.
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Sweet holy Elvis! This was it! The five exorcists descended upon the sinners, entrapping them in a half circle. The taller one stood in between the exorcists and the two smaller ones, trying to protect them?? The two little ones ran off, but that didn’t matter. They’d easily be able to catch up. Nips took off up into the air.
Beaming with excitement she readied her spear. She was quick, diving down like a hawk on the lake. It all happened so fast. One minute she was flying straight at the demon scum, the next? Everything was black.
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“Jesus fucking Christ, Danger Tits. What the fuck climbed up your tight cunt?” Adam asked casually as he looked up from his report (that he was supposed to be filling out, don’t tell Sera). Things were fucking awesome! This year has been one of the best Exterminations, annihilating 16% of the sinner population!
Lute responded only with a grim look, causing the First Man to immediately set the paperwork down. “Lute? What happened?” His lieutenant stared at the ground, her gaze cold and hateful.
“Sir, I was checking in with the troops…it’s Nips…she-“ A ringing sound started to go off in Adam’s ears. His heart began to race, but at the same time it felt like it was stopping. He could see Lute’s lips moving, how her fists clenched and her body shook with anger. Her gold eyes were cold and angry.
“And the body?” He found his voice asking, it didn’t sound like his.
“We were able to recover it…but we couldn’t locate her head, Sir.”