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Griefer was walking around his crib or whatever.He was bored as fuck and had no idea what to do untill suddenly he went "Y0 1'M T1R3D 0F BULLY1NG L1TTL3 K1DS 1 SH0ULD BULLY 0LD P30PL3 1NST3D."
So Griefer snickered meanecingly and went outside to bully the Cruel King becouse he's an pathetic old loser man😂😂😂😂
Griefer broke into his castle and one of the knights were like "What the sigma get out👿" but Griefer was like "N0 1'M G0NN4 BULLY CRUEL K1NG"
The knight went "BOII WHACHU SAY ABOUT CRUEL KING👹👹👹👺👺👺BALKAN RAGE + ADRENALINE + GERMAN STARE + STILL WATER + MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO + THOSE WHO KNOW=💀"
Then he went to attack Griefer but lost bc he's a poopy head.
Griefer then like broke into Cruel King's room or whatever.Then Cruel King went "AYO🫣" and um like Griefer began calling him slurs and telling him how he has level 0 gyat and no rizz no aura and no huzz.Then he left.
The Cruel King was super duper mad and was like "Grgr I need to get revenge🐺" Then he suddenly got an idea!!!He will get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with Mayor Thaniyel heh,,,,,bagina😈
*Time skip but before we continue have you ever played BLOXFRUITS with your LIFE ON THE LINE while having BUNCH OF MANGOS IN YOUR MOUTH?Heh,well,this is called...DARK MANGO PSYCHOLOGY!!!*
So Griefer returnef home after succesfully bullying Cruel King.
"D4D 1'M H0M3" Said the wild GR13F3R!
But when he entered his father's room to his HORROR Thaniyel and Cruel King were BOOTY ASS NAKED AND OILED UP IN THANIYEL'S BED😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰They were covered w a blanket so at least Griefer didnt see their dingy dongs or whatever(I have and they are MASSIVE👅👅👅👅👅👅)
Griefer was like "DAD WHAT THE FUCKNXSIBDIWBDIEB" bro was so stunned he lost his leet speech😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
Mayor Thaniyel was like "Meet your new father,Brad!😊" as he lovingly rested his head on his lover's chest❤️(and his hair got all greasy bc as I said they were oiled up)
The Cruel King just went "L👅👅👅" and Griefer started crying like a little bitch and ran away like that one cindarela crying meme,,,yk i mean this https://youtu.be/jQ9Wau-UDJQ?si=_W3XmGtVLowNiaJI
Anyways uhmmmmmmmm while Griefer was crying bc he's homophobic(he doesnt hate gays hes jst scared of them) Mayor Thaniyel and Cruel King went for round 2 and Thaniyel was like "Oh yeah put that ice dagger in me👅👅👅"
They riddled they diddled boombayah.
The end.