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N was walking around, trying to find something to cure he boredom. He was supposed to hang out with Uzi today, but she was sick with a virus she got from pirating anime.
N picked up a rock and threw it at the ice, making a hole in it.
Then he grabbed a stick and started drawing shapes on the water.
He sighed, and put the stick down.
He was so bored.
But there was another itch that needed to be scratched...
He hasn't pleasured himself in a while, as he was too busy.
He resisted for now, he shouldn't be doing this in a place so open.
He got up and started walking again, distracting himself from the tightness of his pants.
Then he spotted something odd, an old car humans used to drive.
N knew what cars were but hes never driven one himself, so he got in and pretended to drive it.
"Vroom vroom! Oh a horn! Beep beep!" He was giggling like a little kid, having fun pressing all the cool buttons.
He decided to check out the car more, maybe he will keep it! Who knows?
He got out and walked around the car, checking it out.
He spotted the tailpipe, and he felt a weird feeling down there.
He looked down and saw his bulge pressing against his coat.
He took his coat of to alleviate some pressure, but that did nothing.
He looked at the tailpipe again.
It was the perfect-no, there's no way he's gonna fuck a car.
But...
Fuck it, the hornyness was to much for him to handle.
He took his coat off, his 9 inch tentacle already wet with pre-cum.
He got down and positioned his cock, aiming it at the entrance of the tailpipe.
He slowly inserted himself, groaning softly
"Mhh... Ah~" He moaned
In and out, in and out, in and out...
N felt amazing, the shape and the cooling feeling of the tailpipe was like heaven for N.
He picked up his pace, going faster in faster.
He started imagining Uzi being the car "Hah.. Uzi!~"
"You feel so good... Oh biscuits!"
N has completely lost his mind.
The pleasure was overwhelming in the best way possible.
"Fuck..." He groaned as he felt a pang of pleasure go through his body.
"I-im close! Im so close!~"
He moaned as he cummed, the white substance staining the tailpipe, some leaking out.
He slowly pulled his cock out, cradling it in his hands.
He grabbed his coat and put it back on.
This wasn't how he expected his night to go, but he sure wasn't complaining.