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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
No but it hurt like a bitch crawling up from hell.
So THAT'S why you're so hot!
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Derek doesn't remember why he ever gave Stiles Stilinski his phone number, only that ever since that drunken night at some party, Stiles has been texting him non-stop. Not only that, but every message is another cheesy pick-up line. Derek has to hide his phone so no one sees - he has a reputation to keep. He's pretty sure that Stiles' name for him in his contacts is Sourwolf. He cringes at the thought.