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Congratulations!
If you're reading this, it means
you’ve either formed a bond with an anomalous entity
or are about to. Don’t panic. This is entirely normal (for certain definitions of “normal”).
Anomalous Companions... more commonly referred to as “SCPs,” or “Specially Connected Partners”.
(Editor's note: This is
not
what it actually stands for).
They're a rare but beautiful part of life for their chosen individuals.
Inside this guidebook, you’ll find:
- A registry of known anomalies that have bonded with humans.
- Testimonials from Keepers and caretakers across the globe.
- Tips on pacification, training (or coexisting), and how to not explode.
- Classifications of bond strength and compatibility.
- Companion care guides, hazard symbols, and enrichment ideas!
Note: SCPs cannot be bought or sold. They choose you.
No, this isn't Pokemon.
If one has arrived in your garage, basement, closet, drems, text message, or ceiling tiles… don’t be alarmed. You may already be bonded.
So please, flip through these pages. You might find the entity that's been watching you since birth.
And remember:
This is not a pet guide.
This is a survival guide.
A friendship guide.
A manual on how not to get eaten.
(Or do. We’re not here to judge.)
Welcome to the anomaly family, Keeper.