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The wonderfully expressive trio! They like to go on adventures (freaky, normal, you got it!). Their favorite activity is crypto mining. They always appear with a stupid cliché cutscene. Why don't we introduce them?
EVILÜI
Leader of them. Is the only one with fully functioning limbs and also the tallest one. His face can be seen everywhere. Likes to go on COD and say some very....interesting...things. He always gets negative marks on tests, even if he tries not to. Goes on telegram and is weirdly fluent in russian. 17 years old. (Repeated 5th grade 2 times)
ȚUȘILĂ
The most golly one. His arms are stuck that way...likes to flip people off. He only opens his eye when REALLY necessary. "Last night was lit, yo!", one of his famous quotes. Closeted gay, but...you can clearly tell..don't tell him that, though, he will cry. His favorite app is Tiktok. Likes skateboarding. 15 years old
CÛMĒĒ
Uh...I don't really know what to say about him. Mysterious. He cannot move due to his gigantic head, only rolls. He possesses an incredibly high IQ. May or may not be evil. Goes on the dark web to sell free brawl stars gems (even though the only people falling in his trap are the other two). Cannot talk. 9 months old
