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Day 1: What Fengmian brought here??? His child with his former lover??? SHAME! I, Zi Zishu, will beat crap out of this little punk!
Day 30:. Why this small trash eats so much, is he a hungry ghost or something?
Day 70: Ah-Li seems to like this new member of our clan but my poor Ah-Cheng suffers because he needed to ged rid of his dogs. I will definitely show this family wrecker what means the drill on our training field!
Day 71: He had no trouble with keeping up during the training and not even drop of sweat on him. After, he devoured everything at the table and took three more dishes. What is he made of?
Day 362: The punk, Wei Wuxian, is dilligent, extremely intelligent, not killable and smart. I must confess he is smarter then A-Cheng. I hate this small shit! The drills will be even harsher, I swear! Why is he better than my own offspring!!!
Day 900: This small pile of shit is now eleven and he started to snap back at me!!! How rude!!! Luckily, I have my sworn maids to soothe my nerves. Now it is definitely time to teach him some deep diving. Forever, haha.
Day 920: He dared to threw something at me. I absolutely snapped verbally. We were shouting at each other five hours straight. Fengmian and Ah-Li brought me cups of soothing tea one after another. I will surely die young because of this punk's sharp tongue, I swear.
Day 1500: This shit likes to drink liquor. A lot. Ha! He will die of liver. Hahaha! Luckily, Ah-Cheng disdains this habit. Wise son! I need to drink for that!
Day 1800: Yay, freedom! Kids went to Gusu. Time to relax, and finally I can torment my sect trainees at peace, hoorray!
Day 1860: That nuisance was kicked out of Gusu school and broke Ah-Li's engagement. This shit is a disgrace to our family. We are doomed. I hate my life.