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“You’re what?!” My mouth moved faster than my hands could type.
Because what the hell do you mean Yellow Capybara is pregnant??
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Two years ago humanity saw that the population remained stagnant. Why? Nobody knew. Most thought it was the end for humanity. Scientist tried different methods. Copulation with the same or different sexes. Surrogates. Manually implanting sperm into egg cells. The creation of artificial humans became the last hope.
Nothing.
Nothing worked.
Despair filled people all round. If there was a God, did they finally abandon humanity after deciding the people were wicked and cruel? Had God finally decided to abandon its own creation? Or maybe it was finally time to reunite with the creator of all things living. Was it finally the end?
Then “It” came. The sky flashed a bright blue a few seconds. It was quick but not fleeting. A massive tree sprouted in the middle of the pacific ocean. A phenomenon? A devine revelation?
Well whatever “It” was, it managed to stir up peoples minds. A break from the impending doom of humanity.
A post from @IloveLGUsomuch<33: Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ya’ll saw that right?
@IloveHot&women:
IDK. Must’ve been the wind.
@Yurilover66786: Mustve been a huge burst of blue wind
@XxxCharlie_XOXOXxx: One hell of a wind I must say.
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Two months later unexpected side effects started to show.
“You’re pregnant. Congratulations!” The Doctor said with a smile
The happy couple looked at each other with disbelief. They were having a kid! As happy as that revelation was, they didnt come here for a pregnancy diagnosis. The husband looked at his wife lovingly then back to the doctor.
“Dont get me wrong, were happy that were having a child. I dont know how you managed to figure out my wife was pregnant just by looking at her but…” The man gripped his wife’s hand, tears threatening to spill out of his eyes.
“Yes!” The wife continued, “We ae happy but…What’s wrong with my husband? I dont want the father of my child to die early-”
The doctor cut her off.
“It seems there has been a misunderstanding. It is your husband who is pregnant not you maam.”
The husband who was shocked was still happy, the same went for his wife
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“Yellow Capybara you’re pregannt??? Who’s the father??” Bub typed out
“Yes I am. I am the father and the mother” Yellow capybara typed out
Oh right. People Can asexually reproduce now.
Another Yellow Capybara, is another good day.