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“ARE YOU KIDDING ME LEVI! I CAN GET SO MUCH INFORMATION ABOUT TITANS FROM THIS BLOOD!” Hange Zöe, the leader of the Fourth Squad in the Survey Corps, was absolutely appalled at the fact that Levi Ackermann, one of their best friends and coworker, had told them to take a bath and wash off the dried blood of a Titan that had been sprayed all over them during their last mission.
“HANGE I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU HAVENT BATHED IN DAYS! YOU SMELL LIKE GENUINE SHIT, GO WASH OFF THE DRIED BLOOD! YOURE NOT GETTING ANY INFORMATION FROM THAT!” Levi shouted back at them, “I WILL KNOCK YOU OUT IF I HAVE TO!”
Hange knew that they had lost this argument from the moment Levi had raised his voice, so they did the most logical thing they could think of, they ran away.
“HANGE GET BACK HERE!”
“NO! I DONT WANT TO! ILL GET ERWIN TO HELP ME OUT!”
“ERWIN WONT DO SHIT! HE’LL HELP ME!”
At the mention of his name, Erwin Smith, the 13th Commander of the Survey Corps, came out of his room and stopped Hange in their tracks. “What on earth is going on? Hange, why the hell are you still covered in blood, take a goddamn bath!”
“THATS WHAT I SAID!” Levi shouted as he sprinted over to the two.
“Oh shut up you little baby man, he still hasn’t taken your side!” Hange retorted, but then Erwin looked at them with a look that made Hange laugh nervously and say, “Fine….ill go take a bath..”
Levi shouted out, “HAH! YEAH THATS RIGHT YOU MADWOMAN! GO TAKE THAT DAMN BATH!” But then he saw the look he received from Erwin and embarrassingly said, “Um..sorry, Commander..I lost my cool a bit there..”
“You certainly did, Levi.” Erwin replied, “Have patience with them…. you know how they love their titan studies.”
Levi sighed, “Yeah…I should probably inform Moblit about them, I don’t want him to think that they’re mad at him so I think telling him that they’re going to be in a bad mood is the right thing to do”
Erwin smiled, “Good plan….right, I’m going to bed, make sure that Hange properly gets all off of themself will you?”
“Yes, Captain, goodnight.”