Work Text:
dunce face 🙄
Katsuki:
fuck i think i’m gonna die
4k in my account
my shift just got cut AGAIN
dunce face 🙄:
DUDE
just be a sugar baby~
easy cash 🤑
Katsuki:
wtf?
dunce face 🙄:
im serious bro
u just need to be hot (which u are 🤭)
send some pics and BOOM 🤑🤑🤑
Katsuki:
that’s the dumbest shit i’ve ever heard
dunce face 🙄:
https://sugarlink-garden.jp
real AF ok!!
i got like 2 friends makin bank off this 😭
Katsuki:
istg if this app gives me viruses i’m killing u
dunce face 🙄:
you’re welcome 😘
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[APP UI – Welcome to SugarLink Garden🌹 Go get that bag, babes!!!]
Username: GroundZeroBabe
Profile Pic: None
Bio: 20 / uni student / not here for weird shit
Verification: ✅
Status: Active
System Message:
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[You got a new message from @Todorkitten 🐈⬛!!!]
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
Hello.
I hope this isn’t strange.
You seemed...not like the others.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
you’re the one with two cats as ur profile pic dumbass
u sure u’re not the strange one
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
Fair point.
Would you prefer I use a selfie instead?
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
nah. they’re cuter than most dudes here anyway
btw i aint calling u daddy that shit’s weird as fuck
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
Why would I want you to be addressing me as your father?
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
yo wtf
did u just deposit 100k??
what the fuck was that
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
Yes.
Is it not customary?
Is that enough? The app keeps asking me to deposit ¥50,000 to keep chatting.
Or else it’ll close in 48 hours. I have no idea dating apps are like this these days. But I’d like to extend it to 96 hours. I like talking to you.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
…
this is a fucking sugar baby app???
money-for-company. you get that, right??
the “babe” on my fucking name should be a dead giveaway
which btw is mandatory
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
Oh.
I thought it was just a very secure dating app.
My friend sent me the link as a joke.
I thought he was being helpful.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
...helpful???
you thought dropping 100k to flirt with strangers was NORMAL??
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
I wasn’t flirting.
I just liked your profile.
You seemed angry in a charming way.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
that’s not a compliment
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
I meant it as one.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
you’re a freak
do u know how broke i am???
like i only had 4,320 yen before that deposit hit
i was eating expired curry packets and vibes
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
I’ll send more, then.
So you don’t need to rely on vibes.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
STOP
this isn’t normal actually
why are u like this
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
I don’t know.
You called me a freak and kept texting.
So maybe we both have issues.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
holy shit
i should block u
but ur kinda weirdly funny
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dunce face 🙄
Katsuki:
bro
dunce face 🙄:
yo whatsup kacchan~
u dying again??
Katsuki:
that fuckin app dude
that sugarbaby one
dunce face 🙄:
YO
CANT BELIEVE U ACTUALLY DOWNLOADED IT
LMFAOOOO
Katsuki:
YOU ARE THE ONE TELLING ME TO DO IT YOU DUMBASS
dunce face 🙄:
yeah but like
as a joke 😭😭
u actually made an account????
Katsuki:
some guy messaged me
called todorkitten
💀💀💀
dunce face 🙄:
NAH STOP
STOPPPP
TODORKITTEN?????
WHAT IS THIS A CAT RPG USERNAME
Katsuki:
he has two cats in his profile pic
he sent me money
like actual money
deposit in full
dunce face 🙄:
??????
LIKE REAL MONEY???
Katsuki:
check this shit out
[📷 screenshot attached: “You have received ¥100,000 from @Todorkitten”]
dunce face 🙄:
YOU’RE KIDDING
BRO
BROOOOOOO
SWEET BABY JESUS
YOU GOT A WHALE 🐳🤑
Katsuki:
he thought it was a dating app. A DATING APP
is he actually that dumb or is this some weird power play
dunce face 🙄:
he rich rich huh
like cat pic profile rich? that’s the wealthiest breed
Katsuki:
2 cats
who tf even has that set for profile pic on a fucking dating app that’s just dumb
dunce face 🙄:
idk but now i want him to be MY sugar daddy
introduce me
Katsuki:
go suck a lemon
[SugarLink App 💰 – Chat with: Todorkitten 🐈⬛]
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
May I ask what you’re studying?
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
finance. ironically
maybe i should switch to selling feet pics instead
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
I’d fund that academic shift if needed.
But I think you’re doing well already.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
stop saying shit like that
you talk like my bank account doesn’t deserve to suffer
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
I don’t like seeing people suffer.
Especially not people I’m interested in.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
you don’t even know me
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
I’d like to.
Would lunch be too much? You can choose the place. Or I can.
I’ll be in Tokyo next weekend.
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BAKUSQUAD BOYS ONLY AREA AYEEEEE
Katsuki:
HELP
he wants to meet
dunce face 🙄:
YESSSSSSSSSSS
put on that slutty black shirt
Sero:
wait wait rewind
who are we talking about??
dunce face 🙄:
Kacchan got himself a sugar daddy 😭😭😭
cat profile. rich. stupid. hot question mark??
Shitty Hair:
WAIT FOR REAL BAKUBRO ARE U THAT DESPERATE MAN?
Sero:
this is my favorite tuesday ever
Katsuki:
fuck you all
i’m not wearing the black shirt
dunce face 🙄:
you ARE wearing the black shirt
Sero:
send location. i’m dressing you myself
[SugarLink App 💰 – Chat with: Todorkitten 🐈⬛]
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
okay but like
im not ready to give the sugar yet
just so we’re clear
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
That’s alright.
I’m not very fond of sweets.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
no no NO
i mean SEX
like
you know
sugar???
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
Oh.
I see.
No worries, then.
I only asked to have lunch with you.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
...
you’re impossible
why are you even still here
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
You seemed tired.
And you said you were broke.
So I thought a meal might help.
Also, your messages made me smile.
You're unexpectedly charming.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
IM CHARMING???
I CALLED YOU A DUMBASS IN OUR FIRST CONVO
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
Yes.
But in a very consistent and well-structured way.
You have integrity.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
you’re fucking weird
are u like
a scammer or something??
bc this is too good to be real
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
I assure you I’m not.
I’m just…
new to this.
My brother said I needed to socialize more.
He didn’t say it would be like this.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
so you thought
socializing = dating site = drop 100k on a guy with anger issues
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
I like your face.
And your attitude reminds me of one of my cats.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
you’re delusional
don’t compare me to your cat
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
Mochi is the one that knocks things over and growls when I’m late.
She’s very determined.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
...i hate how i’m not mad at that
📢 System Notification:
🔥 Keep your connection alive! Send a recent media to earn 1.2x visibility! 🔥
(Matches with at least one media exchange stay longer & stronger 💕)
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
wtf is this app
it’s asking me to send media
do i have to send a nude or smth???
i’m not sending anything illegal my guy
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
I think it just wants a photo.
You can keep your clothes on.
Unless you want to take them off.
I don’t mind.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
BRO
WHAT
no. fuck no.
fine whatever im just sending this
(uploading… a 0.5 selfie taken in kitchen with ramen pot boiling in background)
📸 [MEDIA SENT – IMG_0483.jpg]
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
...
Pretty.
💸 You received ¥10,000 from @Todorkitten 🐈⬛
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
I
WHAT THE
WHY DID U JUST—
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
You looked like you were mid-ramen.
Very aesthetic.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
im going to throw myself into the ramen pot
don’t EVER say “mid-ramen aesthetic” again
is this some rich people thing
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
Not really.
Also I told Soba about you.
She looked pleased.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
WHO THE HELL IS SOBA
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
My other cat.
She’s more reserved.
Mochi likes your energy.
Soba thinks you’d knock things over too.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
UR CATS ARE NAMED AFTER STUPID FOOD
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
😡
Soba is not stupid.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
you sent me money
for a blurry ramen selfie
and you’re offended over soba
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
Correct.
Priorities.
Btw the cafe for our lunch date address is here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/7U4GnhJZXgdzNJ656.
dunce face 🙄
Katsuki:
DUDE
dunce face 🙄:
yoooo u there already??
did u meet the cat daddy
Katsuki:
first of all this “cafe” is lying
this is a fucking palace
they have a guy holding the door
THEY HAVE A GUY JUST. HOLDING. THE. DOOR.
dunce face 🙄:
STOPPPP LMAO
bougie cafe for bougie kittens 🐈⬛
wait what did he say he’s wearing again
Katsuki:
white shirt
blue cardigan
he texted "I’m by the window with Soba"
I THOUGHT SOBA AS IN FOOD BUT HE BROUGHT HIS STUPID CAT SOBA
dunce face 🙄:
OH MY GOD
Katsuki:
ANYWAY
there’s NO old dude here in white & blue
i was ready for some grey-haired oil tycoon or some shit
but there’s just this dude—
he’s got dumb ass hair
red and white
SPLIT DOWN THE MIDDLE
WHO DOES THAT
dunce face 🙄:
uhh half and half hot pocket style
Katsuki:
AND HE’S SITTING THERE
WHITE SHIRT
BLUE CARDIGAN
CAT ON HIS LAP
dunce face 🙄:
WAIT!
WAIT!!
WAITTTTTTT
R U TELLING ME
Katsuki:
HES THE GUY
HES THE FUCKIN GUY
TODORKITTEN IS THAT HOT MF
WHAT THE HELL
HE LOOKS YOUNG AS SHIT
LIKE OUR AGE HE TOLD ME HE’S 30
dunce face 🙄:
OHMYGOD
UR SUGAR DADDY IS HOT
Katsuki:
AND POLITE
HE WAVED AT ME LIKE “over here ☺️”
IM GONNA VOMIT
dunce face 🙄:
SIT DOWN
DO NOT FOLD
REMEMBER THE PROTEIN POWDER
Katsuki:
bro his cat is STARING AT ME
they’re BOTH STARING
i feel judged
dunce face 🙄:
that’s the alpha cat energy
u in too deep now babe
Katsuki:
bro
he just said "You must be Katsuki. You're even prettier in person."
i am exiting my own body
my soul has left the building
dunce face 🙄:
DEAD.
THIS IS WHAT U GET FOR SELLING UR SOUL FOR CHICKEN BREAST
[SugarLink App 💰 – Chat with: Todorkitten 🐈⬛]
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
I had a really great time today.
Thank you for meeting me.
💸 ¥50,000 has been deposited to your account
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
BRO
WHAT THE HELL
50K?? FOR WHAT
I HAD ONE DRINK
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
Yes. You looked very handsome drinking it.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
THAT IS NOT A SERVICE WORTH 50K
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
I disagree.
I’d like to continue getting to know you.
You’re very… pleasant to be around.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
pleasant???
u called me "intense" and said i scowled at the cat
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
Yes, but Soba liked you anyway.
That means something.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
ok real question
why are you doing this
you’re legit hot
like actually
hot hot
30 where???
this is not a "lonely old CEO" situation
this is “model on a yacht” shit
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
…Thank you.
I don’t think I’m a model, but I’ve done a few shoots for our ad campaigns.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
"our"???
as in
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
I run two companies.
They’re both mine.
My dad owns several more.
So… it’s okay.
Don’t worry about the money. I like spending it on you.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
I’M GOING TO SCREAM
I WAS GONNA BUY PROTEIN POWDER TODAY
THIS IS NOT MY LIFE
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
You can buy the whole shelf if you want.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
STOP
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
😅
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
look
maybe let’s just exchange numbers??
so you won’t keep WASTING money like this
like it’s genuinely stressing me out
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
Oh. But I don’t mind.
Besides, the UI here is very clean.
I like the cat animations when I send deposits.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
YOU’RE A MENACE
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
😺
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
ok real talk
don’t you wanna like
ask me for a sexy pic or somethin?
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
What do you mean?
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
i mean i know how this works
i’m not a total idiot
you send me money
i send you hot pics
that’s how it goes right???
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
Oh.
Is that what people do here?
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
DUDE YES
u dropped 100k like it’s tip money
at least ask for a shirtless pic or something
i’m ready if u want it
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
You’d send me a shirtless photo?
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
YEAH???
I WORK OUT
I GOT ABS
I’M PROUD
gimme a reason
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
I think your face is already enough.
But if you want to, I’d like to see you holding a cat. Preferably a cat who looks like Soba. With your abs, if that helps you feel fulfilled.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
W H A T
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
It feels symbolic.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
WHY ARE U SO WEIRD
this is not what i signed up for
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
I downloaded this app because my friend said it was like Tinder but more polite.
I didn’t know about the money part at first.
I thought everyone was just generous.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
YOU THOUGHT 100K GIFTS WERE NORMAL EVEN FOR A DATING APP???
I WAS ABOUT TO SEND A THIRST TRAP AND YOU’RE OUT HERE WANTING A CAT PHOTO WITH EMOTIONAL SYMBOLISM
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
I’d also like a picture of your gym, if that’s okay.
I want to surprise you with something.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
what does that even mean
wait are you gonna send me like
a treadmill??
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
No.
I was thinking full dumbbell rack with mirror setup.
Maybe a squat cage.
And flooring.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
STFU
WHAT
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
I’ve already sent the payment.
The app keeps asking me to send “media” to unlock next level.
So I sent a photo of my lunch.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
I CANNOT WITH YOU
you’re supposed to send DICK PICS LMAO NOT SHRIMP ROLLS
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
Oh.
You meant that kind of media.
That explains why the app responded with “Interesting choice. Keep going!”
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
I’m losing my mind
[⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ check system notification before continue talking!!!]
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
BRO
THE APP JUST POPPED UP A WARNING
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
Hm?
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
“⚠️ Unusual Activity Detected: Are you being coerced into accepting large payments?”
I clicked “no” and now it’s asking for my ID and a selfie holding today’s newspaper????
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
Should I click “yes”?
You told me to ask for a sexy pic.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
NO THAT’S NOT
IT’S NOT A VICTIM SUPPORT CHECKBOX DUDE
THEY THINK I’M BEING TRAFFICKED
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
Oh.
Well I did just buy you a squat rack and 200k in crypto gym credits.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
WHAT THE FUCK IS A CRYPTO GYM CREDIT
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
I’m trying to diversify your assets.
Also, they had a dog mascot.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
THIS IS WHY THE APP THINKS I’M IN DANGER
I'M GONNA BE ON A BUZZFEED LIST CALLED “JAPANESE TWUNK HELD HOSTAGE BY RICH HOT MAN WHO LIKES CATS” OR SOME SHIT
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
That’s a good headline.
I’d click that.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
I HATE U
I’M CONTACTING CUSTOMER SUPPORT
📞 [SugarLink AI Bot] has joined the chat
🤖 SugarSupport:
Hi GroundZeroBabe. We’ve noticed irregular payment behavior from your chat partner.
Please blink twice if you’re in danger.
You may upload a selfie to confirm you’re safe. :)
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
I AM NOT IN DANGER
I’M JUST TALKING TO A DUMB RICH GUY WHO THINKS BUYING A BENCH PRESS IS A LOVE LANGUAGE
🐈⬛ Todorkitten:
Hi.
I’m Todoroki Shouto.
My dad is the owner of the Endeavor Corp.
Yes, the big and famous Corp that use fire as their main source energy.
I own two companies.
I’d like to report the app for emotional distress against my boyfriend.
🤖 SugarSupport:
We’ve flagged this account as “VIP Ultra.”
Carry on, King.
🧨 GroundZeroBabe:
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
[You have added @shoutoloveshoba as a friend!]
[You have changed @shoutoloveshoba contact name to Todoroki 🌑]
Katsuki:
okay.
we’re off that app now
you can stop being weird.
let’s talk like NORMAL PEOPLE
🌑 Todoroki:
Okay.
Hi boyfriend 🖤
Katsuki:
i–
what
WE’RE NOT–
you can’t just—
🌑 Todoroki:
Oops
Didn’t mean to go that fast.
I’ll start over.
Hi casual dating app acquaintance who I sent 360k to because you posted a really good gym mirror selfie.
Katsuki:
WHY DO U EVEN REMEMBER THE AMOUNT
also that selfie was 3 months old. i just looked good that day
🌑 Todoroki:
You still look good.
I updated your contact name to “my muse”
Katsuki:
STOP
bro what if someone sees that??
also wait why did u use LINE stickers and it just sent me a digital ROSE BOUQUET
🌑 Todoroki:
I upgraded my sticker pack to the Premium Premium Elite Set™
It lets me send animated roses with falling glitter every time I say “you’re handsome”.
You’re handsome btw 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
Katsuki:
DUDE STOP
every time u say it it LAGS MY SCREEN
you just flooded my phone with flowers
🌑 Todoroki:
Is that what they mean by “showering someone with affection”?
Katsuki:
NO
that’s what they mean by cyber terrorism also. why did you send me a LINE Pay notification just now???
🌑 Todoroki:
Just a small gift.
You mentioned you wanted a new hoodie, right? I found one in your liked items list.
Your taste is cute.
Katsuki:
OKAY.
CAN I JUST ASK.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS
YOU’RE HOT
YOU’RE RICH
YOU’RE FUNNY IN A WEIRD WAY
WHY ME???
🌑 Todoroki:
You said “funny in a weird way”
That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me 😌 And I like you.
I told you. You’re different. Also your face is nice and you swore at the AI bot. That was cool.
Katsuki:
YO DO YOU WANNA SEE A SEXY PIC OR NOT
I’VE BEEN FLEXING IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR FOR 20 MINS
🌑 Todoroki:
Oh
Yes please 😳 Also what’s your favorite color?
I’m designing our matching hoodies.
Katsuki:
YOU’RE DOING WHAT—
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🌑 Todoroki
🌑 Todoroki:
Hey.
Do you have a brother complex?
Katsuki:
what
THE FUCK
I’m literally an ONLY CHILD
what the hell are you talking about
🌑 Todoroki:
Oh
Touya said it’s weird you keep calling me “bro” when I’m your boyfriend.
He thinks you’re in denial.
Katsuki:
WHO THE FUCK IS TOUYA???
🌑 Todoroki:
My eldest brother.
He walked past while I was texting you and said “is this your new sugar bro or your actual bf”.
So I said “both”.
And he said you have a complex.
Katsuki:
OH MY GOD
I don’t have a BROTHER COMPLEX
IT’S CALLED BEING COOL
🌑 Todoroki:
So I’m not your bro?
Katsuki:
YOU’RE MY BOYFRIEND YOU DUMBASS
🌑 Todoroki:
You just admitted it 💅
Katsuki:
SHIT
wait no–
FUCK–
STOP TWISTING MY WORDS
🌑 Todoroki:
Can you call me babe just once?
For science.
Katsuki:
no. u can call me bro too for all i care
🌑 Todoroki:
Please 🥺
Bro
Katsuki:
i hope touya steps on a lego
🌑 Todoroki:
He actually did that this morning.
How did you know?
Katsuki:
because i’m psychic
and i hate him
🌑 Todoroki:
That means we’re getting along as a family 🥰
Todoroki Shouto has invited Katsuki to the “TODOROKI BADDASS GENZ” group chat
[LINE Group Video Call: “TODOROKI BADDASS GENZ”]
Members: Shouto, Touya, Fuyumi, Natsuo, Katsuki
🕒 20:00 — Call Starts
📹 Shouto (camera on, holding phone to his face):
“Hi. I added you to our family chat.”
💬 Katsuki (audio only):
“Wait WHAT— I never agreed to this— WHY IS THIS A CALL—”
📹 Fuyumi (cheerfully):
“Hi, Katsuki! 💖 Shouto told us so much about you! You’re his little sugar cupcake, right?”
💬 Katsuki:
“WHAT. THE. FUCK.”
📹 Touya (lying on couch, shirtless, holding a popsicle):
“You’re the ‘bro’ guy. Sup. You into feet or something? You give off feet energy.”
💬 Katsuki:
“I’M GOING TO KILL MYSELF.”
📹 Natsuo (in kitchen, clearly regretting being here):
“Please don’t. We already have one drama prince in this house. We can’t handle another.”
📹 Shouto (completely unbothered):
“Katsuki said I’m not his bro anymore. He said I’m his boyfriend.”
📹 Touya (screaming):
“WOOOOOOW BOLD! So you ARE into the himbo sugar boys, huh?”
💬 Katsuki:
“WHAT IS HAPPENING. SHOUTO, END THIS. I SWEAR TO GOD—”
📹 Fuyumi:
“You guys are so cute 😭 Is this your first serious relationship? Should we plan a family trip??”
💬 Katsuki:
“I AM NOT GOING ON A FAMILY TRIP WITH THE CAST OF HELL’S KITCHEN”
📹 Natsuo:
“That’s fair.”
🕒 20:03 — Katsuki has left the call
📹 Touya:
“He rage quit. Iconic.”
📹 Shouto:
“Do you think he likes me more now?”
📹 Fuyumi:
“Sweetie, I think if he didn’t like you, he’d already have blocked all of us.”
📹 Touya:
“I give it a week before lil bro here propose.”
📹 Shouto (softly):
“He’d say yes.”
Shouto 💙
[ You have changed 🌑 Todoroki contact name to Shouto 💙 ]
Shouto 💙:
📸 [photo of Soba sitting in a ramen bowl-shaped cat bed]
They like you 😊
Katsuki:
YOU DROPPED ME IN A ZOO WITHOUT WARNING
Shouto 💙:
Touya said you're fun
Fuyumi said you’re adorable
Natsuo said “better than the last guy,” whatever that means
Katsuki:
WHAT LAST GUY
YOU HAD A LAST GUY????
Shouto 💙:
I don’t remember him
He wasn’t explosive 😊
Katsuki:
wtf does that even mean
don’t smile at me like that
Shouto 💙:
Soba says hi
📸 [photo of Soba licking the screen]
Touya wants your Instagram btw
Katsuki:
ABSOLUTELY NOT
TELL HIM TO BACK OFF
AND STOP ADDING ME TO GROUP CALLS
Shouto 💙:
So you don’t want the family trip, bro?
Katsuki:
STOP CALLING ME BRO
YOU’RE MY BOYFRIEND
Shouto 💙:
😊
I like it when you say that.
[@thebettertodoroki adds you as a friend!]
[You got a new message from @thebettertodoroki
@thebettertodoroki:
yo u hot irl?
tell shouto to treat you right or i’ll steal you lol
jk…
unless 😏
[You have blocked this contact. Click to unblock.]
Shouto 💙
Shouto 💙:
Touya said he messaged you.
He said you blocked him.
That’s fair.
Katsuki:
YEAH I BLOCKED HIM
HE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME
YOUR BROTHER IS A MENACE
I FEAR FOR YOUR GENETICS
Shouto 💙:
He said he was testing you.
He said you passed
…somehow
Katsuki:
WHAT TEST???!
IS THIS SQUID GAMES???
AM I DATING YOU OR BEING INITIATED INTO A CULT
Shouto 💙:
Both.
My family is intense.
But you’re cute when you’re mad 😊
Katsuki:
im gonna scream
don’t you have a board meeting or something
Shouto 💙:
I’m in it rn.
I told them I’m busy with something important.
They assumed it was about one of the companies.
It’s you 🧡
Katsuki:
STOP FLIRTING I’M TRYING TO BE MAD
[LINE GROUP CHAT – “Bakusquad 🔥🤘”]
Members: Katsuki, dunce face, Sero, Pinky, Shitty Hair, Headphone addict
dunce face 🙄:
sooooooo 🧍
when do we get to meet ur hot sugar daddy 😏😏
Pinky:
RIGHT like don’t be selfish king
share with the class 💅
Sero:
“he’s not my sugar daddy”
okay but he’s 30
rich
hot
and u called him baby by accident in the vc last night 👀
Shitty Hair:
wait hold on he’s 30??
bro what if he has back pain we should be respectful 🙏
Katsuki:
WHO TF TOLD U
DUNCE FACE I SWEAR TO GOD
U GOBLIN GREMLINS I’M GONNA BLOCK ALL OF YOU
dunce face 🙄:
too late we already stalked his LinkedIn
CEO??? 😭😭😭
ur boyfriend is literally Bruce Wayne
Pinky:
also he’s HOT
WHY DIDN’T U TELL US HE LOOKS LIKE A MALE MODEL FROM A KDRAMA
Katsuki:
STOP CALLING HIM DADDY
AND STOP STALKING PEOPLE U FREAKS
I HATE U
Sero:
just add him to the chat king
if he’s really ur man he won’t fold under pressure 😈
Katsuki:
FINE
U WANNA SEE HIM???
I’M ADDING HIM
DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN U
Katsuki adds Shouto 💙 to the group chat
Shouto 💙 :
Hello.
Katsuki said you wanted to meet me
I’m honored
dunce face 🙄:
OMG HE’S POLITE TOO???
I’M SCREAMING
Pinky:
HI DADDY 😭😭😭
Katsuki:
MINA I’M KICKING U OUT RN
Shitty Hair:
sir do u have skincare tips
like seriously what serum do you use
asking for me and also my mom
Sero:
Mr. Todoroki, are you free next week?
I would like to schedule a dinner where you adopt me
Thank you.
Shouto 💙 :
You’re all very sweet
But Katsuki is mine 💙
Pinky:
AWWWWWW
Sero:
Woah. Okay this is my second best day in my life.
Shitty Hair:
THAT IS SO MANLY MAN
dunce face 🙄:
AWWWW KACCHAN GOT A LOVER DADDY
Katsuki:
I FUCKING HATE THIS
IM LEAVING
DONT ADD ME BACK
BYE
Katsuki has left the group chat.
dunce face 🙄 adds Katsuki to the group chat.
Katsuki has left the group chat.
Pinky adds Katsuki to the group chat.
Katsuki has left the group chat.
Shouto 💙 adds Katsuki to the group chat.
Earphone addict:
Wait, what did I miss?
Shouto 💙
Shouto:
Don’t leave the group chat again, Katsuki.
They’re fun.
I like your friends. 😊
Katsuki:
THEY CALLED U DADDY
MULTIPLE TIMES
I’M NEVER GONNA HEAR THE END OF THIS
Shouto 💙 :
I didn’t mind.
They’re not wrong 😌
Katsuki:
YOU’RE IMPOSSIBLE
this is what i get for dating a 30yo rich guy who looks like he walked out of a runway and talks like a calm cult leader
Shouto 💙 :
Thank you 💙
Also, I’m free tonight.
If you want to run away together.
Katsuki:
what
like forever??
Shouto 💙 :
Yes.
We can take my yacht.
I’ll tell my assistant to cancel my meetings.
Katsuki:
W T F
SHOUTO
Shouto 💙 :
Or we can go to my penthouse and order 15 different kinds of sushi.
Whichever says “I love you” more.
Katsuki:
SHOUTO I CAN’T
WHY R U LIKE THIS
I’M DYING
Shouto 💙 :
Btw
Touya says he liked the group chat.
He wants to join.
Katsuki:
TELL HIM TO LEAVE ME TF ALONE ALR FFS
Shouto 💙 :
Ok.
But you have to come with me.
Katsuki:
fine
bring your whole rich family idc
i’ll just sit here broke and mad and your boyfriend
Shouto 💙 :
Perfect. 💙
You’re the only one I want anyway.
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