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(12 people, two imposters)
Strawberry yogurt: Is everyone in?
Jun: i dont think so not yet
Hiyori: JUN-KUN! I would like an explanation of this game!
Jun: wait until everyone’s here
Miku: SEKAAAAAAI DE~
Gimmefood: HATSUNE MIKU!?
Kohakucchi: I think that’s mika
Miku: hello :D
Username: hello everyone
Username: what is this
Ibanyan: oh god
Username: yes?
Ibanyan: nevermind.
quaso: What does “quaso” even mean?
Gimmefood: Today I wanted to eat a croissant
Niki: QUASO
Gimmefood: *gasp* IMPOSTER
Jun: THE GAME HASN'T EVEN STARTED
quaso: Non! I will not tolerate this croissant shaming that you have been initiating, Amagi and Shiina. Anyone who insults croissants is a disgrace to society, and should be ashamed of themselves. Croissants are a work of art meant to be appreciated, not looked down upon. Croissants are delicious, and you must never bully them. Otherwise, I will bully you.
Kohakucchi: okay okay we get it
Niki: What does my beloved Rinne-kun have to do with any of this?
Gimmefood: RINNE-KUN, WE ALL KNOW IT’S YOU >:(
Niki: ive been caught *sobs*
HiMERU: Can HiMERU please leave?
Ibanyan: no
Miku: SENBONZAKURA~ YORU NI MAGIRE
quaso: Kimi no koe mo~ todokanai yo
Miku: OSHI-SAN LISTENS TO MIKU?
quaso: What were you expecting, Kagehira? I’m a man of culture.
Miku: how did you know it was me?
quaso: I know everything about you, love.
Miku: what
quaso: WAIT
quaso: F*CK
quaso: THAT WAS AUTOCORRECT
quaso: ERASE THAT FROM YOUR MINDS
quaso: F*CK YOU ALL I HOPE YOU GUYS GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING
quaso: BUT I WILL SPARE KAGEHIRA
Ibanyan: Itsuki can swear?
Niki: WHAT DID I DO
Miku: awww i love you too oshi-san <3
quaso: ASHDKFKDJKSLADHSKAKAKA
Miku: oshi-san? Are you okay?
Niki: *gay silence*
Gimmefood: rinne stfu
Niki: WHY AM I BEING ATTACKED
Username: Is this part of the game?
Ibanyan: *sigh* no, it’s not.
Miku: f*ck
Miku: oshi-san’s not responding
Miku: imma go check on him
Niki: well
Niki: happy pride month
HiMERU: It’s the end of july, Rinne
Niki: TO ME, EVERY MONTH IS PRIDE MONTH!
Kohakucchi: Holy sh*t
Kohakucchi: Rinne said something smart
Miku: GUYS HIS HEARTBEAT IS WEAK
Miku: HE’S NOT BREATHING
Niki: i think you killed him
Miku: I’M SORRY OSHI-SAN
Jun: give him cpr
Hiyori: ooooooooooooo
Ibanyan: i will call an ambulance
Miku: alrighty!
Niki: they are kissing as we speak
Miku: HE’S ALIVE HE’S ALIVE
Miku: oh
Miku: he passed out again
Strawberry yogurt: LMAOOOOOOOO
Miku: NEVERMIND
Miku: imma head back to my room now
Miku: don’t you dare die again oshi-san
quaso: We will never speak of this again.
Niki: I will >:D
Gimmefood: CHANGE YOUR NAME, WILL YOU!?
Gimmemoney: okay
Gimmemoney: we match now
quaso: Oh? I shall change my name as well, then.
Rin: How is this?
Miku: OSHI-SAN CHOSE A NAME TO MATCH MINE?
Miku: THAT’S ADORABLE :D
Rin: I am NOT adorable.
Miku: Nah, you are.
Kohakucchi: get a room
Jun: …so are we starting the game or not?
Hiyori: EXPLAIN HOW WE PLAY!
Jun: Alright. There will be three imposters.
Jun: If you are a crewmate, your job is to do your tasks, figure out who the three imposters are, and not die.
Jun: As for the crewmate roles… engineers can vent, scientists can check vitals, noisemakers give an alarm if killed, trackers can track people. The first one dead becomes a guardian angel, and can choose to protect someone.
Jun: If you are an imposter, you can vent, sabotage, and kill. Your job is to not get caught. For the imposters to win, you have to kill enough people so there are more imposters than crewmates.
Jun: If you are an imposter, you might be a phantom or shapeshifter. Shapeshifters can change their appearance to that of a crewmate, phantoms can disappear for a few seconds. There are no phantoms in this game, though. We have two shapeshifters, however.
Jun: During an emergency meeting, or when a body is reported, you will have to discuss who you think is responsible, and vote them off the ship.
Username: What if we’re wrong?
Ibanyan: This isn’t Danganronpa, your excellency.
Rin: Did someone say Danganronpa?
Miku: OSHI-SAN LIKES DANGANRONPA?
Rin: Why wouldn’t I? As I said before, I’m a man of culture.
Jun: Is everyone ready to begin?
Blueberry Yogurt: I think so
Jun: I’ll start then
[USERNAME HAS CALLED AN EMERGENCY MEETING]
Jun: What
Ibanyan: No one died, what happened?
Username: Why is my name red?
Username: Hello?
Miku: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rin: You’re joking.
Username: What did I do?
Kohakucchi: whos gonna tell him
Gimmemoney: not it
Gimmefood: EVERYONE
Gimmefood: VOTE USERNAME
Username: Why?
Username: What’s happening?
[USERNAME HAS BEEN VOTED OF THE SHIP. USERNAME WAS AN IMPOSTER. 2 IMPOSTERS REMAIN.]
[DEAD BODY (BLUEBERRY YOGURT) REPORTED BY MIKU]
Strawberry yogurt: NOOOOOOOOO
HiMERU: where?
Ibanyan: where?
Rin: Admin. I was with Kagehira.
Miku: yeah oshi-san and i were together when i found it
Gimmemoney: aren’t you already together~?
Rin: Shut up, Amagi.
Strawberry yogurt: WHAT DO YOU MEAN “IT”
Miku: sorry i meant when we found him
Strawberry yogurt: thanks~
Gimmemoney: did you see anyone there?
Miku: no
Rin: Not that I remember. I think I will skip voting.
Jun: btw I have medbay scan
Hiyori: oh me too! I shall join you :D
[SKIPPED]
[RIN HAS CALLED AN EMERGENCY MEETING]
Rin: EVERYONE
Rin: I JUST SAW TWO KAGEHIRAS
Jun: Oh, one of them is a shapeshifter then. That means Mika is a crewmate.
Miku: thank you for saving me oshi-san i thought i was gonna die
Rin: no worries, dear
Miku: ???
Strawberry yogurt: that was gay
Kohakucchi: Niki was chasing me.
Gimmemoney: HUH!? NIKI-KYUN, ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME~?
Gimmefood: i would never
Gimmefood: i just wanted to say hi :(
Jun: sus
Hiyori: HOW SUSPICIOUS!!!
Miku: that is kinda sus
Rin: So shall we vote for Shiina?
Ibanyan: sure why not
Gimmefood: ITS NOT ME
Gimmefood: I SWEAR
Gimmemoney: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Gimmefood: I WASNT CHEATING ON YOU
[GIMMEFOOD HAS BEEN VOTED OFF THE SHIP. GIMMEFOOD WAS NOT AN IMPOSTER. 2 IMPOSTERS REMAIN]
[DEAD BODY (MIKU) REPORTED BY RIN]
[HIYORI AND GIMMEMONEY ARE ALSO DEAD]
Rin: OUKAWA
Rin: I SAW THAT
Rin: A**HOLE
Rin: DON’T TRY TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE
Kohakucchi: Huh? What did I do?
Rin: YOU KILLED KAGEHIRA IN ELECTRICAL
Rin: I WAS THERE YOU MOTHERF***ER
Ibanyan: CHILL…
Kohakucchi: I was in navigation.
Strawberry Yogurt: I was with him! I can confirm
Rin: So it was a shapeshifter…
Ibanyan: Wait
Rin: No one asked you, Saegusa.
Ibanyan: I saw HiMERU go that way
Jun: HiMERU has been pretty quiet now that I think about ir
Kohakucchi: He was chasing me earlier actually
HiMERU: HiMERU is not an imposter.
Rin: That’s what they all say.
Strawberry Yogurt: sorry HiMERU
[HIMERU HAS BEEN VOTED OFF THE SHIP. HIMERU WAS AN IMPOSTER. 1 IMPOSTER REMAINS.]
[DEAD BODY (KOHAKUCCHI) REPORTED BY STRAWBERRY YOGURT]
[JUN IS ALSO DEAD]
Rin: Where was the body?
Strawberry yogurt: Comms
Ibanyan: bruh
Ibanyan: nobody ever even goes there
Rin: Self report, possibly?
Strawberry yogurt: i dont think so
Rin: You don’t “think” so? You’re either the imposter or not the imposter, there is no in between.
Strawberry yogurt: F*CK
Strawberry yogurt: I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY THAT
Rin: Alright that makes things easier
Ibanyan: Vote Hinata
Rin: Got it
[STRAWBERRY YOGURT HAS BEEN VOTED OFF THE SHIP. STRAWBERRY YOGURT WAS NOT AN IMPOSTER. 1 IMPOSTER REMAINS]
[GAME OVER]
Miku: huh
Miku: WHAT THE F*CK?
Miku: OSHI-SAN!????
Rin: I can explain…
Jun: Who would’ve known…
Ibanyan: You’re joking
Gimmefood: You’re good at among us itsuki HOLY SH*T
Gimmemoney: I can’t believe you killed me in the middle of that one reactor task
Gimmemoney: that task takes a while, you know?
Kohakucchi: who were the shapeshifters?
Rin: HiMERU and I.
Miku: WAIT SO WHEN THAT KOHAKU KILLED ME
Miku: no
Miku: YOU DID NOT
Rin: I’m very sorry, Kagehira.
Miku: i wont forgive you :(
Rin: I was planning to take you to the beach to watch a fireworks show tonight, I also bought you a squishmallow.
Miku: i forgive you <3
Rin: <3
Blueberry yogurt: HELP
Kohakucchi: ew gays
Username: whats happening
Rin: WE’RE NOT DATING
Miku: We’re not?
Rin: WAIT KAGEHIRA
Rin: YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT WE WERE
Rin: f*ck
Rin: I must go more more jump. Please don’t mind me
Rin: it was nice knowing you all
Miku: NO DONT
Miku: OSHI-SAN I LOVE YOU
Gimmemoney: LETS F*CKING GOOOOO SHUMIKA CANON
Strawberry yogurt: YOU SHIP THEM!???
Ibanyan: who doesn’t?
Jun: HELP—
Hiyori: I ship them too, actually~!
Jun: OHII-SAN!?
Miku: WHY ISNT HE RESPONDING
Miku: OSHI-SAN RESPOND ALREADY
Ibanyan: Your Excellency, we should get going, so we don’t have to witness Valkyrie’s scandalous behavior.
Username: sure
HiMERU: HiMERU recommends that you all evacuate before the storm that is bound to pass.
Jun: yeah im gonna leave
Gimmemoney: nah this is entertaining
Miku: ???
Rin: Mika Kagehira, you light up my world, you shine brighter than the stars. I have admired you for the longest time. When I’m around you, I feel something I’ve never felt around anyone else. For the longest time, I have been trying to figure out what this feeling is. At a certain point, I realized that I have fallen in love. Your eyes are like beautiful gems, I wouldn't mind looking into them for hours. Your voice is like music, I can’t help but smile when you start speaking. Your face is perpetually adorable, it doesn’t matter if you are angry, embarrassed, annoyed, happy, sad, or confused. Your lips look very kissable, and I wouldn’t mind having them on my own. You are my partner in art, but I want you to be something more. So, if you wouldn’t mind, I want to be yours. I love you, Mika Kagehira.
Kohakucchi: simp
Rin: I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU OUKAWA
Rin: Kagehira, what do you say?
Miku: HASSDGGJSLSLAGAGWHDJD
Miku: YES
Miku: I LOVE YOU TOO OSHI-SAN
Miku: AND I WANNA KISS YOU TOO
Miku: <3
Rin: <3
Strawberry yogurt: ewwwww
Rin: I shall take my leave.
Miku: whyyyyyy
Rin: I’m on my way to your room, Kagehira. You said you wanted a kiss.
Miku: oh imma leave this chat now too! Bye gays :D
Gimmefood: HE DID NOT
Gimmemoney: where’s my kiss, niki-kyun? Im lonely 🥺
Gimmefood: f*ck you
Gimmemoney: love you too <3