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Part 16 of loser's multifandom fics, Part 1 of loser's blue lock fics
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Published:
2025-07-24
Updated:
2025-11-13
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5/?
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Summary:

A British secondary school au that's mostly a chatfic, where a majority of the cast are mentally ill

Notes:

It's crazy how when I wrote Educating Teyvat, I was still in secondary school, and now I'm about to go to uni. For starters, I just wanted to address that I do not have a majority of the mental illnesses portrayed in this fic. If I get anything wrong, feel free to correct me!
Another thing is that Kaiser and Tokimitsu are both suspected of having mental illnesses that they are not yet able to be diagnosed with because of their age, NPD and avoidant personality disorder.
A majority of the characters are immigrants who moved to England. Don't ask why so many Japanese students moved to England and went to the same secondary school; the plot demands it. Oliver Aiku is mixed and was born in England, though.
Content warnings include homophobia and transphobia, mostly towards Chigiri (not by the group) and Ness to a lesser extent. There is also slight ableism perpetuated by the group towards Nagi. This is because after their past fight, Reo was more outwardly a wreck, so the group tends to focus more on Reo now. They worry about Reo practically being the sole caretaker of Nagi. They aren't trying to be malicious, but forget that the situation has nuance.
Blue Lock Academy creates group chats for the students in student support groups. This is to encourage them to come out of their shell, etc. These chats are generally left unmonitored unless something is reported.
Blue Lock has a dormitory, but students don't need to stay there. Some students live on campus whilst others live off-campus.
Blue Lock also has a sixth form that shares the same campus/services, hence why sixth formers are in the support group chat.
All the OG Blue Lockers + U20s came to England/Blue Lock (varies person to person) at the very latest four years ago. Lorenzo was three years ago, Charles two years ago, and Kaiser + Ness a year ago, hence why they two are still getting to know the group.
Year 13s (second year of sixth form/college, ages 17-18) are: Yukimiya, Aiku, Ness, Kaiser, Lorenzo
Year 12s (first year of sixth form/college, ages 16-17) are: Gagamaru, Barou, Tokimitsu, Otoya, Aryu, Shidou, Karasu, Sae, Sendou
Year 11s (fifth/final year of secondary school, ages 15-16) are: Chigiri, Raichi, Bachira, Kunigami, Isagi, Reo, Nagi, Zantetsu, Kiyora, Hiori
Year 10s (fourth year of secondary school, ages 14-15) are: Nanase, Kurona, Rin
Year 9s (third year of secondary school, ages 13-14) are: Niko, Charles
I will continue to add things to the beginning notes if they are needed.

Chapter 1: We all love Kurona

Chapter Text

Student Support Group C
15:35

Isagi: omfg i just got safeguarded

Reo: what

Rin: why?

Bachira: LMAO WHAT’D YOU DO ISAGI??

Isagi: noa snitched on me for ‘acting manic’ because i was yelling at kaiser
Isagi: bitch i always yell at kaiser fym??

Kaiser: can confirm

Ness: PLEASE
Ness: even i can admit that’s excessive

Isagi: RIGHT
Isagi: he’s so confusing i swear
Isagi: sometimes he acts like he hates me then other times it’s like i’m his favourite student

Kaiser: it’s lowkey like that living with him too

Isagi: GOD i couldn’t imagine
Isagi: you’re stronger than me because i could never

Raichi: i’m going to jump ego

Karasu: what did he do this time

Otoya: it’s probably easier asking what he hasn’t done

Raichi: sent me to iso for cursing him out
Raichi: which like fair enough but i only cursed him out because he accused me of rolling my eyes at him when i didn’t
Raichi: he’s lucky i only cursed him out because i was seriously considering throwing a chair at his ugly mug

Shidou: do it

Charles: do it

Kunigami: Do it. That shit pissed me off and I wasn’t even there

Chigiri: most things piss you off

Kunigami:
Kunigami: That’s fair

Shidou: LMAO
Shidou: brother hit us with the dot dot dot

Charles: Bro’s the ellipses evil-doer

Aiku: ellipses evil-doer 💀

Niko: that is what he said, yes

Aiku: say it to my face
Aiku: oh wait, you can’t 🤣

Niko: bro

Barou: Oliver fucking Aiku.

Aiku: gulp

Barou: We have TALKED about this.

Aiku: yes sir i know sir

Otoya: bro’s shitting himself 💀

Barou: Apologise to the kid right now.

Aiku: yes sir. sorry niko

Niko: yeah it’s chill i know you didn’t mean it

Aiku: can i go offline now sir

Barou: Yes. Don’t let me catch this happening again.

Aiku: of course not sir

Aiku has gone offline

Shidou: bro skedaddled 💀

Otoya: why is aiku barou’s bitch

Niko: barou really likes me for whatever reason so he gets pissed off at aiku when he teases me
Niko: he didn’t take it seriously until barou scrapped him

Bachira: OH so that’s the reason why they were fighting that one time lmfao

Sendou: it was really embarrassing for aiku
Sendou: he got like two hits in before he was bodied

Nagi has gone online

Nagi: if ms t dsnt stp tryng 2 gt me 2 tlk im gnna wlk out
Nagi: its nt gnna hppn :x

Niko: ah dude that sucks i’m sorry

Reo: miss t? as in miss thompson, treasure?

Nagi: yh

Barou: God, I cannot STAND the way that you type.

Reo: do i need to get my parents to come in and talk to the staff for you again?

Nagi: mybe

Reo: come on treasure, let’s call

Reo has gone offline
Nagi has gone offline

Chigiri: i’m gonna crashout i’m gonna crashout

Kunigami: Nagi is in this GC Chigiri.

Chigiri: do you think he reads up?

Kunigami: Fair point.

Chigiri: but yeah maybe we should talk about this privately

Chigiri has gone offline
Kunigami has gone offline

Bachira: what are they talking about

Isagi: you know the thing we were talking about of nagi and reo the other day

Bachira: OH, yeah

Kurona: what thing, thing?

Isagi: chigiri’s really concerned about how much nagi relies on reo, especially bc of his BPD and their fight that one time

Kurona: oh fair, fair

Hiori: still i think we should let them handle it by themselves

Kurona: totes, totes

Kaiser: yo, shark boy

Kurona: me, me?

Kaiser: yes you, who else?

Kurona: Raichi?

Kaiser: .
Kaiser: fair enough
Kaiser: no i’m on about you, i wanted to ask you a question

Kurona: what is it, it?

Kaiser: i wanted to ask why you do your repetition typing thing
Kaiser: like i know you do it in real life i just want to know why you do it through text too

Kurona: oh
Kurona: i don’t know, my palilalia is just a part of who i am so i like to do it online too
Kurona: i guess that’s silly

Kaiser: that’s not what i said

Ness: no kurona!!
Ness: i think it’s so cute and sweet you should definitely keep doing it

Kurona: okay, okay :)
Kurona: thank you, thank you

Isagi: kaiser try not to upset people challenge failed

Kaiser: okay in my defense i genuinely didn’t mean it that time

Kurona: isagi it’s okay, okay

Isagi: only if you’re sure kurona
Isagi: i still think kaiser should apologise

Kaiser went offline

Isagi: LMFAO

Ness: oh brother here we go again

Isagi: honestly ness you’re a braver man than i you couldn’t pay me to be best friends with kaiser

Ness: he’s super nice when he wants to be! the issue is just that he doesn’t want to most of the time lmfao
Ness: to be fair though, he’s also stuck with me

Kurona: tragic, tragic

Ness: kurona!! :(

Kurona: sorry, sorry
Kurona: didn’t mean it

Ness: it’s okay! i was joking anyway

Isagi: maybe consider tone tags for kurona going forward? he’s autistic so he doesn’t always understand tone

Kurona: yeah, yeah. it’s worse through text, text

Ness: oh ofc!! whatever helps you kurona, muah <333

Kurona: :D

Bachira: pls kurona is so so cute i just want to put him in my pocket and then take him out and like chew on him a little

Kurona: chomp chomp

Bachira: YES exactly!!!
Bachira: i see kurona and the cuteness aggression just goes braghjsfsdsgv

Rin: watching this outburst in real time is certainly something

Sae: I didn’t even know his face could do that. Interesting.

Shidou: baby bee is tweaking

Isagi: only valid reaction to have to Kurona

Ness: real

Bachira: kurona appreciation hours are officially open!!!

Kurona: guys please do not, do not
Kurona: i will combust, combust

Hiori: well we don’t want combusted kurona, do we?

Bachira: kurona it’s okay you’d be the cutest spontaneous combustion around

Rin: every time i think that i couldn’t get more confused by a thing that bachira says he continues to open his mouth or send a text and confuse me some more

Bachira: it’s a talent!

Sae: You have such a way with words. I’m not sure if I mean that positively.

Isagi: 💀 damn that’s crazy