Archive of Our Own ^beta

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[Tsukasa has added 20 people into 'Unnamed Groupchat'.]

[Tsukasa has named the groupchat 'someone PLEASE answer my question i beg'.]

[Kusanagi Nene] 14:32

???? what

[Shinonome Akito] 14:32

are you STILL on about this

[Tenma Tsukasa] 14:33

Why, of course! One of the traits a star should posses is curiosity; the undying thirst for knowledge!!

[Kamishiro Rui] 14:33

Fufu, perhaps I could be of assistance, Tsukasa-kun?


[Kusanagi Nene] 14:33

did bro just type fufu

[Kamishiro Rui] 14:34

Don't act like you aren't used to it, Nene~


[Kusanagi Nene]14:34

gross

also, akito, u know what tsukasas question is?

[Shinonome Akito] 14:34

how could i not?? hes been going around campus and asking everyone that stupid question. im surprised you two actually dont know about it.

[Kamishiro Rui] 14:35

..and out of all those people, no one answered him?

[Tenma Tsukasa] 14:35

This truly is a confusing case!

Why is nobody else online? I shall ping them to make them aware of this!

[Kusanagi Nene] 14:35

wait tsukasa no they may be busy

[Tenma Tsukasa] 14:35

@everyone

[Shinonome Akito] 14:36

oh my god.

[Tenma Saki] 14:36

what is this??

BIG BROTHER?!?!?!?

[Tenma Tsukasa] 14:36

SAKI!!!

[Akiyama Mizuki] 14:36

oh? what's this? :3c

hello all!!


[Kamishiro Rui] 14:37

Mizuki!!

[Akiyama Mizuki] 14:37

Rui!!


[Tenma Tsukasa] 14:37

GREETINGS, FRIENDS!! I apologize for the sudden ping, but this is of utmost importance!!!


[Yoisaki Kanade] 14:38

?

[Akiyama Mizuki] 14:38

OH MY GOD KANADWE HI

[Yoisaki Kanade] 14:38

hi mizuki

what is this

[Mochizuki Honami] 14:38

Hello, everyone! Give me a second to backread.

What's this question that Tsukasa-san has been so adamant on asking?


[Tenma Tsukasa] 14:38

I must not spoil the surprise yet! Everyone else has to be online before I say it!

[Kusanagi Nene] 14:39

akito, do us a favor and say it bcus tsukasa is being an idiot

[Shinonome Akito] 14:39

lmao sure

[Tenma Tsukasa] 14:39

NO!

[Tenma Tsukasa has muted 1(one) user for an indefinite amount of time.]

[Kusanagi Nene] 14:39

god damnit

[Akiyama Mizuki 14:39

admin perms,,,, foams at the mouth

[Shinonome Ena] 14:40

what the fuck why are you roleplaying

[Akiyama Mizuki] 14:40

AHHHHH HI ENANANANNANAN

[Shinonome Ena] 14:40

.

oh kanades here

Hi, Kanade! :)

[Yoisaki Kanade] 14:40

hi

[Tenma Saki] 14:41

big brother!!!
ask the question!! im dying to know

[Tenma Tsukasa] 14:41

Everyone else is not online yet.. I musn't!

[Tenma Saki] 14:41

check read receipts!! they may be online but chose not to speak up!

[Tenma Tsukasa] 14:41

Ah, yes! A genius idea!! Thank you, Saki!!!

So,  Shiho and Ichika are reading... so is Toya!!

Toya, do not be afraid to speak up!!

[Aoyagi Toya] 14:42

I wasn't afraid, Tsukasa, I assure you. I just didn't find it necessary to say anything at the moment.

[Tenma Tsukasa] 14:42

Ah, I see! Very well, then!

We're only missing Asahina, Azusawa, Shiraishi and MMJ..??

I already know Emu has business with her family so she is excused.

[Akiyama Mizuki] 14:42

OH EM GEE.

MORE MORE JUMP IS IN THIS SERVER??????

[Shinonome Ena] 14:42

oh god here comes the fangirl

[Hinomori Shiho] 14:43

mmj is offline because theyre having a live stream rn. its an important stream so dont bother them

[Akiyama Mizuki] 14:43

!! yes!!!!

im watching that exact stream. like, as i speak.

or type?

i dont know

[Tenma Tsukasa] 14:43

Oh, I see!

Very well, then. It cannot be helped. What about the rest?

[Yoisaki Kanade] 14:44

mafuyu is at cram school. pls dont bother her also

she wont like that

[Aoyagi Toya] 14:44

Shiraishi and Azusawa are on another one of their dates. They both have their phones off, I assume.

[Tenma Saki] 14:44

awwwhhh anhaneeee

[Kusanagi Nene] 14:44

we're waiting, tsukasa. you got majority of the server online. just ask the damn question

[Kamishiro Rui] 14:44

Someone's impatient, fufu

But, I have to agree. Please don't keep us waiting, Tsukasa-kun.

[Tenma Tsukasa] 14:45

Okay, I shall ask it!

What's a lesbian?

[Kusanagi Nene] 14:51

i understand what akito meant.

see how the chat went silent for a good 6 minutes?

[Tenma Saki] 14:51

big brother... you're joking, right?

[Akiyama Mizuki] 14:51

holy shit i cant stop laughing

[Tenma Tsukasa] 14:51

?? These are the same reactions I got when I asked that question throughout Kamiyama!

Though, I have not yet been given a real answer!!!

[Kamishiro Rui] 14:52

Hm, considering your entire character, I thought you would've known what a lesbian is, Tsukasa-kun.

I suppose everyone else shares that same mentality. That's why you have not received a clear answer.

[Tenma Tsukasa] 14:52

Then give me one!!

What is a lesbian?? Am I one????

[Akiyama Mizuki] 14:52

ohhhh this is gold

[Tenma Saki] 14:53

a lesbian is a woman who likes other women, tsukasa...

[Tenma Tsukasa] 14:53

Oh! I see!

So they must be a part of this Ell-Gee-Bee-Tee thing I've heard about?

[Kusanagi Nene] 14:54

oh my god.

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[someone PLEASE answer my question i beg]

02:04

[Tenma Tsukasa] 02:04

Is no one gonna answer me??

[Akiyama Mizuki] 02:04

arent u supposed to be asleep? its a school day tomorrow

[Tenma Tsukasa] 02:04

I could say the same to you, Akiyama!

[Shiraishi An] 02:05

hes highkey right mizuki

[Akiyama Mizuki] 02:05

hypocrites.. im surrounded by a bunch of hypocrites 😒

[Asahina Mafuyu] 02:05

Mizuki, please get back on call and work on your part!

[Akiyama Mizuki] 02:05

erm

but,,,, i need to answer tsukasas question 🥺🥺🥺

[Shiraishi An] 02:05

asahina-san???? youre on a call with mizuki???

[Tenma Tsukasa] 02:06

Akiyama, if you are already preoccupied, I suggest you do focus on what you were doing beforehand!

Besides, I'm sure Shiraishi can answer me!

[Shiraishi An] 02:06

ok so no one's gonna elaborate on the situation with asahina-san and mizuki

[Akiyama Mizuki] 02:06

b-b-b-b-but... 😞😞🥺🥺

[Shiraishi An] 02:06

im gonna ignore your message mizuki.

anyway, broski i dont even know what the question is

actually i dont know what this group chat was made for. or who else is in it.

basically everything, really

[Akiyama Mizuki] 02:06

skill issue

[Yoisaki Kanade] 02:06

mizuki?

[Akiyama Mizuki] 02:07

ok ill be there kanade (⁠~⁠￣⁠³⁠￣⁠)⁠~

[Tenma Tsukasa] 02:07

Scroll up, Shiraishi!

[Shiraishi An] 02:10

PFFTT OKAY I GET WHY NO ONE ANSWERED YOU

its funnier this way ♥️

[Tenma Tsukasa] 02:10

????

[Shiraishi An] 02:11

don't worry about it twin

actually why dont you just,, google it??

[Tenma Tsukasa] 02:11

.

I.. haven't thought of that.

Thank you for the suggestion, Shiraishi! I shall research about this Ell-Gee-Bee-Tee topic online!

[Shiraishi An] 02:11

youre... welcome??

sigh.. now i have to continue studying for a quiz we have tomorrow.... 😞

[Akiyama Mizuki] 02:24

lmao imagine needing to study

[Shinonome Ena] 02:24

mizuki im gonna whip your ass if you don't send the damn storyboard.

[Akiyama Mizuki] 02:04

Yes, ma'am.

[someone PLEASE answer my question i beg]

04:00

[Shiraishi An] 04:00

RISE AND SHINE ‼️‼️💥💥💥💯💯💯💯🦖🦖🦖

[Akiyama Mizuki] 04:07

so commited to the bit that she woke up at exactly 4am

[Shiraishi An] 04:07

hypocrite. you did the same thing like four months ago

also, bold of you to assume i woke up? or slept at all? 😂

im gonna ace this quiz

and then ill laugh at akito

and then kohane will praise me

and then we'll get married at have ten kids ♥️

oh and have a house on a farm

[Shinonome Akito] 04:08

wtf what quiz are u talking abt.

[Shiraishi An] 04:09

🤫🤫🤫

[Aoyagi Toya] 04:11

Good morning, all.

Akito and Shiraishi, why are you up so early?

[Shinonome Akito] 04:11

morning run

[Shiraishi An] 04:13

being a good student and studying 💯💯

unlike MIZUKI over there who still wont elaborate on that cryptic message asahina-san sent.

[Akiyama Mizuki] 04:13

heh watch me not study at all but still get a higher score.

i have no idea what ure talking abt btw,,,, blinks and bats my eyelashes at u cutely

[Aoyagi Toya] 04:13

Though I am glad you're taking your grades into consideration now, Shiraishi, please make sure your reason for doing so is...

Healthy.

Laughing at Akito is not a good motivation.

[Shiraishi An] 04:13

but it works!!

[Shinonome Ena] 04:21

does anyone have an update on tenma(the theater kid) and his question

[Shinonome Akito] 04:23

what the fuck????

why are you awake.

[Shinonome Ena] 04:23

god forbid a girl gets invested in something.

[Akiyama Mizuki] 04:23

OMG ENANAN ♥️♥️♥️♥️ i didn't see u online??? 🤔🤔🤔 why is that

[Shinonome Ena] 04:24

none of ur business

[Shinonome Akito] 04:24

she has read receipts off

[Shinonome Ena] 04:25

bitch???

anyway

@Tenma Tsukasa

[Tenma Tsukasa] 04:25

YES? SOMEONE PINGED ME?

Oops, sorry! Caps.

I just woke up, you see.

Give me a moment to back read.

Ah, yes!

I am proud to say I am quite well informed on the topic of LGBT citizens!

[Shinonome Akito] 04:26

...citizens??

[Shinonome Ena] 04:26

close enough.

good for u, tenma

do u want an example of a lgbt citizen btw? in person?

[Tenma Tsukasa] 04:27

Oh?

[Akiyama Mizuki] 04:27

what r u planning, enanan 🤔🤔

[Shinonome Akito] 04:27

oh god what are you up to now

[Shinonome Ena] 04:27

revenge for eating my cheesecake two months ago.

@Shinonome Akito and @Aoyagi Toya are dating.

good night everyone ♥️

[Tenma Tsukasa] 04:28

WJAT

[Aoyagi Toya] 04:28

?

[Shinonome Akito] 04:30

.

brb i need to strangle someone rq

[Shiraishi An] 04:30

wait why are yall surprised

was it not obvious?

[Tenma Tsukasa] 04:30

NO????

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[someone PLEASE answer my question i beg]

04:31

[Aoyagi Toya] 04:31

I apologize if mine and Akito's relationship with eachother bothers anyone.

[Tenma Tsukasa] 04:31

NO ITS NOT THAT

I JUST.. DIDN'T KNOW

[Shiraishi An] 04:32

,,,,how?? 😭😭

[Akiyama Mizuki] 04:32

I WAS SURROUNDED BY COUPLES THIS WHOLE TIME??? FIRST ANHANE NOW AKITOYA

[Kusanagi Nene] 04:32

are you guys deadass having this conversation

at FOUR IN THE MORNING

[Tenma Saki] 04:34

woah thats a whole lot of notifications!!

WAAAA MY BABY BROTHER HAS A BOYFRIEND?!?!?!

congrats toya (⁠づ⁠￣⁠ ⁠³⁠￣⁠)⁠づ

OH THE REST OF OF LEONI ARE OUTSIDE I NEED TO GO

[Aoyagi Toya] 04:34

Thank you, Saki. And take care.

I'll be heading off to school now. Sorry for any disturbance.. or shock from the news.

I'm not particularly bothered about it being revealed.

...though, I can't say the same for Akito?

[Kusanagi Nene] 04:34

the ginger has been quiet.

[Shinonome Akito] 04:37

If this is how things will be, then so be it.

I'll just have to retaliate.

[Kusanagi Nene] 04:37

what

friendly reminder that school starts in a few hours btw. and yall are doing ts

[Shinonome Akito] 04:38

You're first, Kusanagi.

[Kusanagi Nene] 04:38

????

[Shinonome Akito] 04:38

According to my intel,

Kusanagi Nene has exactly three love letters stored at her house, each one towards meant for one person.

I wonder who those three people are?

[Kusanagi Nene] 04:41

ehAT

hahahahaha lmaaooo thats crazy i wouldnt do that bro

love letters are sooo cringe

akito watch your back.

[Tenma Tsukasa] 04:41

AKITO? What is this behavior?!

And Nene, we must talk about those letters at rehearsal! I'm curious..

AH, I'M GETTING SIDETRACKED

Akito, this is unforgivable!

[Shinonome Akito] 04:41

Tenma Tsukasa plays Genshin Impact and spent money on Furina's banner.

[Tenma Tsukasa] 04:42

FURINA'S COOL!

[Shiraishi An] 04:42

akito what the HELL 😭 im gone for like two seconds to dm mizuki and i get greeted with this

[Shinonome Akito] 04:42

I'm not done.

Tenma Tsukasa also has framed photos of each of his fellow troupe members on his desk. Each frame is decorated in detail according to their corresponding member.

[Tenma Tsukasa] 04:43

??!????!

LIES!

BLASPHEMY!

SLANDER!

[Shinonome Akito] 04:43

Shiraishi An has

Actually..

She's way too proud of herself so I can't find anything she'd be embarrassed about.

[Shiraishi An] 04:43

heh...

[Shinonome Akito] 04:44

Oh, nevermind.

Shiraishi An absolutely DESPISES Azusawa's snake even though she says otherwise.

She's scared shitless of it and doesn't want her girlfriend to find out about it.

[Shiraishi An] 04:44

WOAHAAHH

NOW YOU'RE JUST STRAIGHT UP LYING

I LOVE COUNT PEARL!

HES MY SON

[Shinonome Akito] 04:44

Akiyama Mizuki refers to her crushes as her "discord kittens".

[Akiyama Mizuki] 04:46

HELLO I WASNT EVEN CHECKING CHAT AND NOW IM CATCHING STRAYS???

[Kamishiro Rui] 04:46

Hm.. crushes plural?

[Akiyama Mizuki] 04:46

gulps and sweats

[Shiraishi An] 04:46

wait i remember mizuki calling the rest of nightcord her discord kittens

[Akiyama Mizuki] 04:46

GULPS AND SWEATS

[Shinonome Akito] 04:47

Tenma Saki kisses her plushies while pretending they're her crushes.

[Kamishiro Rui] 04:47

Crushes... plural again?

[Shiraishi An] 04:48

NOT THE OFFLINE PEOPLE CATCHING STRAYS TOO

[Shinonome Akito] 04:48

Kamishiro Rui is scared to admit he has crushes.

Plural.

[Kamishiro Rui] 04:48

Oh..!

[Momoi Airi] 04:48

jesus what is this

my phone has been blasting nonstop notifications, so have minori, shizuku and haruka's

[Shinonome Akito] 04:49

You aren't safe.

Momoi Airi collects figurines of the rest of More More Jump.

[Momoi Airi] 04:49

EXCUSE ME I DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS HAPPENING

[Akiyama Mizuki] 04:49

lilbro... stop... this isnt you..!!

[Shiraishi An] 04:50

if kohane comes online and sees what you sent, im kicking your ass akito

[Shinonome Akito] 04:50

Wow.

It's almost like I don't a give a shit.

[Asahina Mafuyu] 04:51

Good morning everyone! Though I am glad that everyone is wide and awake for today, please refrain from sending so many messages at once!

Kanade is having trouble sleeping with all the notifications.

[Shinonome Akito] 04:51

Asahina Mafuyu likes playing Bandori and her favorite character is Mutsumi.

[Akiyama Mizuki] 04:52

NO WAY WHAT

YUKI YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU PLAYED BANDORI

[Asahina Mafuyu] 04:52

I fail to recognize how that information could possibly be used to embarrass me.

[Shinonome Akito] 04:53

Fine then.

Asahina Mafuyu has

What the fuck

It won't let me type

I'll just go after someone else then.

[Momoi Airi] 04:53

is no one gonna elaborate on whats happening???

[Shinonome Akito] 04:55

Yoisaki Kanade does

what.

It still wont let me type

whats happenign

[Asahina Mafuyu] 04:55

I suggest you stop before worse things happen.

[Asahina Mafuyu has muted one(1) user for an indefinite amount of time.]

[Asahina Mafuyu] 04:56

Everyone please get ready for school!

Well, besides Ena.

[Akiyama Mizuki] 04:56

hold on where even is enanan

WHAT DID LIL BRO DO

[Momoi Airi] 04:57

i still dont have an answer

this has to be homophobia or something

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[someone PLEASE answer my question i beg]

23:57

[Shinonome Ena] 23:57

i do NOT slack off thank you very much.

im still recovering from akitos outburst mind you

u have no idea how much concealer i wasted on hiding this fuckass bruise

.

wrong group chat

haha please dont mind that!

[Momoi Airi] 23:59

"please dont mind that!" fake ass bitch

[Shinonome Ena] 23:59

this is the second time youve messaged this gc and youre cussing me out.

[Momoi Airi] 24:00

WELL i have privileges

you gave me permission to call you a bitch in middle school

[Shinonome Ena] 24:00

liar

go back to practicing or doing tiktok live streams or whatever idols do

[Asahina Mafuyu] 24:03

Ena, please get back on call!

We were discussing something?

[Shinonome Ena] 24:04

its not even 25:00 yet

i just joined vc early cus i was bored and we werent even talking abt anything important

[Asahina Mafuyu] 24:04

🙂

[Shinonome Ena] 24:04

okay give me. like.

three minutes

[someone PLEASE answer my question i beg]

24:12

[Tenma Saki] 24:12

HAPPY FRIDAY

I CAN STAY UP AHAHAAH ♪⁠～⁠(⁠´⁠ε⁠｀⁠ ⁠)

[Akiyama Mizuki] 24:12

its a happy friday indeed 😱😱 i get to see my discord kittens tonight

well, hear them

they refuse to turn their cameras on 😒😒😒

[Shinonome Ena] 24:13

?

youre one to talk miss akiyama "i cant turn my camera on because i have no makeup" mizuki

[Akiyama Mizuki] 24:13

i just look cuter with the makeup.

and OMG AIRI WAS ONLINE EARLIER??

[Momoi Airi] 24:13

still am, actually

[Tenma Saki] 24:13

ALIXHEBWKS AIRI SENPAI

you shouldnt be awake at this time!! it ruins your skin

[Akiyama Mizuki] 24:14

cant relate

[Shinonome Ena] 24:14

you piss me off so badly

[Momoi Airi] 24:15

im actually awake against my own will

you see

ive got a problem here

[Tenma Saki] 25:16

ohhh??

arent you and the rest of mmj at a sleepover at shihos house?

trouble in paradise...? (⁠⊙⁠_⁠◎⁠)

[Momoi Airi] 24:16

i was watching a movie with minori, like, earlier

and she started scrolling on her phone to check notifs, yeah?

wait.

i shouldnt be saying this

[Akiyama Mizuki] 24:17

???

why not?

[Momoi Airi] 24:18

it would be gossiping and invading minoris privacy

anyway, skip to the present 

she fell asleep and is now currently resting on my shoulder

i CANNOT get up no matter how much i try to convince myself to

[Tenma Saki] 24:18

wait that sounds so cute !!!! ヾ⁠(⁠*⁠’⁠Ｏ⁠’⁠*⁠)⁠/

@Hoshino Ichika @Hinomori Shiho @Mochizuki Honami

this could be us???

[Akiyama Mizuki] 24:18

bro was so desperate she pinged the entire squad

[Tenma Saki] 24:18

let me live for once... (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)

besides, theyre asleep so.. (⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠)

[Shiraishi An] 24:30

AWHHH

@Azusawa Kohane

us tomorrow on our movie date trust <3

[Akiyama Mizuki] 24:31

down bad bitch werent you on a date yesterday already

you skipped our weekly shopping spree for that

[Shiraishi An] 24:31

IM SORRY IT WAS A SPUR OF THE MOMENT THINGGGG

[Momoi Airi] 24:32

woah lets not use my dilemma here as an "us <3" post

i dont wanna wake her up

but i REALLLYY need to bring her to the bedroom with haruka and shizuku

[Shinonome Ena] 24:32

then do it

[Momoi Airi] 24:32

minoris the lightest sleeper i know dawg

[Shinonome Ena] 24:32

dont call me dawg wtf.

[Kiritani Haruka] 24:37

I can carry her for you, if you want.

I'm plenty strong enough. And if she wakes up, she'll probably pass out again from seeing me carry her

[Momoi Airi] 24:37

???? what. the fuck

weren't you asleep??

[Kiritani Haruka] 24:37

Yes, but I noticed you two sneaking out of the bedroom quite a while ago.

I've just been waiting for you to come back since Shizuku's restless until I saw your messages now.

She's... a real kicker when asleep.

[Hinomori Shiho] 24:37

thats true.

[Tenma Saki] 24:38

SHIHOOOOOO (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾)

did you see the message i pinged you and the others in??

aaaand nevermind shes offline again

[Momoi Airi] 24:38

also are you calling me weak???

i can carry her just fine thank you very much.

[Kiritani Haruka] 24:38

Not at all

I think you're strong, Airi

I mean, look at those arms

You work out a lot, don't you?

[Momoi Airi] 24:38

did you look at my arms to know that

[Kiritani Haruka] 24:39

Who wouldn't?

[Tenma Saki] 24:39

is this a safe space to say true to that

[Shinonome Ena] 24:39

amen

[Momoi Airi] 24:39

??? ENA??

[Shinonome Ena] 24:41

a bit out of character for me to admit this but

airi you are one of the hottest people i know

and the fact you work out supports that detail

[Akiyama Mizuki] 24:41

WOAH ENANAN WHAT DID THEY PUT IN YOUR WATER

so your type is strong people, huh?

and here i thought you liked kanade the most

but a certain lyricist would be happy to hear you like people who work out~ ♪

[Shinonome Ena] 24:41

shut the FUCK up

[Tenma Saki] 24:42

whats happening all i see on my screen are rainbows

[Momoi Airi] 24:44

.i

Wha.t

okay hold on. just.

yeah some help would be appreciated haruka

[Kiritani Haruka] 24:44

I'll be there in a bit.

I just need to get out of Shizuku's grip

[Akiyama Mizuki] 24:44

going in my yuri collection

[Shinonome Ena] 24:45

AIRI WE'RE TALKING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED ONCE YOU WAKE UP TOMORROW

[Asahina Mafuyu] 24:45

Ena, please unmute.

[Shinonome Ena] 24:45

?

[K's Guide to Not Disappearing 101]

24:47

[Enanan] 24:47

@Yuki

[Yuki] 24:47

enanan?

[Enanan] 24:48

why'd you tell me to unmute?

[Yuki] 24:48

we're working. having you present with us instead of chatting with your friends would be ideal if we plan to finish this before the song released

[Enanan] 24:48

my draft is already done, amia's just rigging it

i dont need to be present constantly, yknow?

look at k, she's on deafen

[Yuki] 24:48

that's because she's focusing on the composition

[Enanan] 24:49

yuki

spit it out

is there something else you want

[Yuki] 24:51

i dont know

[Enanan] 24:51

i just sighed out loud.

took you two minutes to figure that one out, huh?

fine

ill talk on vc, just dont piss me off.

[Yuki] 24:51

okay.

thank you, enanan

amia says this feeling is called missing someone

[Enanan] 24:52

??

amia's been reading our messages???

[Amiaaaa] 24:52

ive been here all along~

"Mi. Zu. Ki." Ena growled into her microphone, eununciating each syllable with an edge behind it.

"Whaaat, I was just answering our dear Yuki's question~" came the irritating, teasing, and unfortunately attractive voice that Ena could find herself listening to all day.

Not that she'd ever admit that.

A hum came through the call, the green ring surrounding Mafuyu's profile indicating that it was her. "Missing someone is.. not a good feeling. My chest felt tight," she muttered in that low tone of hers.

"Oho?"

"Amia, don't you dare."

Ena could practically see Mizuki raising her arms up in surrender despite her camera being off. That stupid pink thing. "Hey, I'm just sayin'.. besides, I'm glad you're back with us! I've gotta say, I missed you a bit too."

"We were just chatting in the group chat earlier!" Despite her exasperated words, a blush crept up onto Ena's face, spreading to her ears and neck upon hearing that from Mizuki. "..idiot," was all she was able to muster out.

"Hehe~ ♪ Anyway, Yuki, did you know Ena's type is people who work out-"

"AMIA-"

Chapter Text

[Yoisaki Kanade > Hoshino Ichika]

Friday, May 20XX, 12:43 PM

[Yoisaki Kanade]

hoshino-san?

[Hoshino Ichika]

?

Kanade-san?

Do you need anything? :)

[Yoisaki Kanade]

yes

do you knwow how to cook

[Hoshino Ichika]

Erm.. a bit.

Why?

[Yoisaki Kanade]

i have peolep coming over in a fsw days

id like to be able to serve them someothign

[Hoshino Ichika]

I see.. so you want me to teach you how to cook?

I can do that!

But wouldn't Honami be a better choice?

[Yoisaki Kanade]

oh

yeah but

she kinda knwos about me and mafuyu so its a bit embarrassing to ask for smth aftee mkaing her witness that

[Hoshino Ichika]

Ah you and Asahina-senpai

You must be close, huh?

I guess I understand... I can come over some time tomorrow.

If you don't mind me asking, what did Honami see?

[Yoisaki Kanade]

uhm

dont tell yhis to anyone

but mafuyu fell asleep on me and i tried bringing her over to the fhest room

and you know my strngth

or lack thereof

yeah.

i kinda fell over and i ended up trapped under jer on yhe floor whlie she slept

[Hoshino Ichika]

Well, if I were Honami, I think I'd be shocked too 😅

Good for you, though, Kanade-san

[Yoisaki Kanade]

?

y?

[Hoshino Ichika]

Don't you like Asahina-senpai?

[Yoisaki Kanade]

ys

shes my driend

[Hoshino Ichika]

..nevermind.

I can come over around 3pm tomorrow, if that's okay with you?

[Yoisaki Kanade]

👍

also

are you alriht hoshino-san

[Hoshino Ichika]

Huh?

[Yoisaki Kanade]

you sound

somewhat disyressed

[Hoshino Ichika]

We're talking over text, Kanade-san

[Yoisaki Kanade]

ik but

idk

i jsut have a feeling

yiure okay right?

[Hoshino Ichika]

Yeah

Thanks for the concern.

See you tomorrow, Kanade-san!

[Yoisaki Kanade]

see you

[someone PLEASE answer my question i beg]

[Akiyama Mizuki]

you guys HAVE to get on kanades cooking omg

i swear i just tasted what food must be like in heaven

[Shinonome Ena]

well kanade made it obv it would turn out good

[Shinonome Akito]

shinonome ena tries not to glaze yoisaki kanade at every mention of her challenge(IMPOSSIBLE?!?!)

[Shinonome Ena]

bitch i thought you were muted?

[Tenma Saki]

OOH OOH WHAT DID KANADE COOK

[Akiyama Mizuki]

it was simple but she made curry

AND she didnt put mushrooms nor carrots into it 🥴🥴🥴

wife material

[Akiyama Mizuki has deleted one(1) message.]

-..wife material

[Shinonome Akito]

dont use that emoji ever again.

also i saw what you deleted akiyama

i know what you are.

[Shinonome Ena]

blah blah blah fork found in kitchen

but seriously i didnt know kanade could cook

even mafuyu looked a bit surprised at seeing a spotless kitchen with a good looking meal

[Asahina Mafuyu]

Everytime she cooks, the kitchen always seems to be left in a... less than ideal state.

Though, the meal tasted delicious!

[Shinonome Ena]

im sick and tired

[Shinonome Akito]

?

[Tenma Saki]

??

[Asahina Mafuyu]

Whatever could you be referring to?

[Yoisaki Kanade]

hi

im glad u gusy liek my cooling

[Shinonome Akito]

oh dear god what is that spelling

[Momoi Airi]

shes just as bad as shizuku..

[Shinonome Ena]

hop off my goat guys.

[Akiyama Mizuki]

right cus you're the only one who can hop on her.

ehem, i mean bounce

ifykwim

WAIT BEFORE YOU CANCEL ME IT WAS A JOKE I DIDNT MEAN IT

[Asahina Mafuyu has muted one(1) user for an indefinite amount of time.]

[Shinonome Ena]

????

par fucking don???

[Tenma Saki]

NO DIRTY JOKES IN MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER

[Momoi Airi]

okay that got a chuckle out of me

[Yoisaki Kanade]

?

what does that mean

[Asahina Mafuyu]

Don't mind it, Yoisaki-san!

[Yoisaki Kanade]

👍

id also like to thank @Hoshino Ichika for teahxinf me how to cook curry

[Tenma Saki]

AWHH ICHI DID THAT???

[Hoshino Ichika]

It wasn't a problem, Kanade-san!

It was fun working with you :)

[Asahina Mafuyu]

🙂

[Shinonome Ena]

im glad youre interacting with people outside of our music circle, kanade

[Momoi Airi]

believe it or not that girl has more connections than you do, ena

and its impressive considering her.. situation

whats your excuse

[Shinonome Ena]

pull up. miyamasuzaka slope. tomorrow. 3pm

[Momoi Airi]

youre on

[Shiraishi An]

could be us but you blocked me @Kiritani Haruka

[Tenma Saki]

where did YOU come from

[Shiraishi An]

im always lurking

besides i only got online because mizukis whining in my dms about how she got muted by "fine shyt"

[Asahina Mafuyu]

?

[Shiraishi An]

now shes complaining bcus i exposed her lmao

anyway

@Kiritani Haruka bbg u cant hide from me forever

ill start texting minori i swear

[Kiritani Haruka]

No, you won't.

[Momoi Airi]

no you wont

[Shiraishi An]

and here i thought you blocked lil ol me 🥺🥺🥺

[Kiritani Haruka]

I'll do it without hesitation at this point.

Affectionately, of course ♥️

[Shiraishi An]

awhhh i love you too

[Shinonome Akito]

cheating on azusawa i see

taking a screenshot rn.

[Shiraishi An]

shes in this gc dimwit

she can see everything i say and she knows about my relationship with haruka 😤

its not romantic

[Kiritani Haruka]

Mhm.

Because beating eachother up after having a draw in basketball sounds very romantic, doesn't it, Shinonome?

[Yoisaki Kanade]

mizukis asking yu to unmute her @Asahina Mafuyu

[Asahina Mafuyu]

Tell her to prepare a public apology, and then I'll think about it. 🙂

[Shinonome Ena]

serves her right

[Yoisaki Kanade]

she says u guys r being mean

idk what u were tlaking abt earlier

but mizuki seems sad

unmute her?

[Shinonome Ena]

mafuyu youve been typing for the past three minutes

dont give in

[Asahina Mafuyu]

If you were in my place, you would've folded in less than a minute.

[Shinonome Akito]

real

[Momoi Airi]

true

[Shinonome Ena]

okay so is it global "hate on shinonome ena" day or smth

[Asahina Mafuyu]

No, but we should make it a thing.

Anyway!

[Asahina Mafuyu has unmuted 1(one) user.]

[Akiyama Mizuki]

THEY TRIED TO SILENCE ME

guys we're teenagers

we can make sex jokes

[Yoisaki Kanade]

what u said eslrier was a sex joke?

[Akiyama Mizuki]

😁

[Shinonome Akito]

ew

stop using emojis

be more like saki, she uses the better version of emojis

[Tenma Saki]

awh im being used as a role model (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

[Akiyama Mizuki]

ehem i DO use kaomojis

i just use emojis more often cus they make my msgs look stupid

[Asahina Mafuyu]

stupid = funny?

[Akiyama Mizuki]

yes.

[Tenma Tsukasa]

GOOD AFTERNOON ALL

I'D LIKE TO INFORM EVERYONE

ABOUT A FAST AND FURIOUS DVD BEING SPOTTED AT A NEARBY MOVIE RENTAL SHOP!

[Momoi Airi]

what

who even uses dvds anymore

[Tenma Saki]

WAIT SRSLY???

@Shinonome Ena @Shinonome Akito

[Shinonome Ena]

oh my god

fast and furious????

SOMEONE RUN THERE BEFORE ITS BOUGHT

[Tenma Tsukasa]

BUYING IT RIGHT NOW

[Akiyama Mizuki]

wait what is happening

since when were ena and tsukasa friends???

akito too??

[Tenma Saki]

oh lmao we just became friends like yesterday

bonded over meeting eachother at the same movie rental shop that big brother is in rn

[Shinonome Akito]

hate to admit it but

that tsukasa guy has taste in movies

and ena too ig

[Asahina Mafuyu]

Lol.

[Shinonome Ena]

i swear at this point theres a hate club for me and it consists of mafuyu, akito and airi

[Yoisaki Kanade]

y do they hate u?

i like u ena

youre nice

[Shinonome Ena]

kanade...

this is why youre my favorite

i love you

[Yoisaki Kanade]

i love yout oo

[Tenma Saki]

woah.

are they, like, 

an item?

[Asahina Mafuyu]

No, they're an object.

[Akiyama Mizuki]

i giggled