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A - Affirmations
Billy and Stu always make sure that you feel comfortable. They'll buy you binders, masc clothes, boxers, all that. If your parents aren't supportive? Well, they got a visit from Ghostface and now they do.
B - Binding
They make sure you bind responsibility. Billy had a literal fucking stop watch to time how long you have had your binder on
Stu has bought you way too many binders due to the fact that he has too much money. He's learned how to sew and put patches on so your binders are "awesome sauce babe"
C - Cons
Billy - Often has no self preservation and will do anything that might not be okay. TERRIBLE commitment issues, is terrified of telling you and Stu leaving him due to him saying I love you
Stu - Stu is over obsessed with this boyfriend's to the point of stalking
D - Dysphoria
If you're experiencing dysphoria they'll do everything to make it go away like everything in their power
E - Eyes (favorite spot to look)
Stu - loves to look at your hair and play with it
Billy - loves to look at your neck, possibly kiss it
F - Fights
You know Billy and Stu are Ghostface, and they kill anyone who disrespects you. Which has gotten you three into fights.
It was resolved and they kill them WITH your permission
G - Gifts
A lot of your masc clothes were gifts from Billy and Stu
Billy gives you rocks
Stu gives you candy
H - Hands
Billy's hands are rough, and he often worries of scaring you with them or possibly hurting you
Stu has soft hand but they have multiple scars due to carelessness. He's very grabby with you though so nothing matters in the end
I - Intrigued (What made them interested)
Billy and Stu have watched you for a while, they hated how eveyone basically treated you like a girl. They helped you and sure, eveyone knows you aren't dating, but Stu and Billy are like, kings basically so eveyone backs off
J - Jokes
Stu loves to makes you and Billy laugh by anyway he can
Billy is so unfunny it hurts
K - Killings
You do none of the killing, they won't let you, you plan the murders and everything and how they should kill the victims
L - Love Language
Stu - Loves physical touch and acts of service, but he adapts to what you and Billy love
Billy - Acts of service and gifting. He can't adapt well to others, but he tries
M - mornings
Stu wines about getting up and Billy and you have to drag him off
Billy is always up
If you're having a rough morning they slowly try to get you out and get you whatever you want
N - Night time
If you haven't done sex then Billy brushes everyone's hair cause he hates knots when he runs fingers through your hair. He'll make sure he has the perfect brush for your hair
(Some aceptions are made if you're a poc and have braids in your hair)
Stu has no routines he gets in his pajamas (big shirt and boxers) and waits for you and Billy
Whenever you all stay at Stu's house (every time), they make sure you're okay and have everything you need.
Stu loves to wrap around you and Billy like an octopus, nice and tigh
Billy wants to be close but not too close. He likes his space, at some point in the night he gets out of Stu's grasp and is away from you two.t.
O - Origami
Listen, I know it's random but Billy will do origami and make you origami of your favorite animal
P - Pet Names
Stu calls you baby and babe
Billy calls you stupid, dimwit and my dear
Commitment issueeaasss
Q - Questioning (how they ask you out)
Billy and Stu pulled you aside while walking home
"Hello, uh, Stu, what's his name?" Billy looks at Stu "(chosen name)"
"(Chosen name) wanna go out with Stu and I?"
You nod and said yes. Stu jumped for joy and clapped his heels together
R - Restraint (What they don't do)
Billy has to stop himself from just outright harming you and Stu bad, he needs to stop himself but he slips
Stu needs to stop being grabby. Stu is very grabby and will grab anywhere either if you don't like physical touch, or you have bottom or chest Dysphoria he has to always think before acting which sometimes is very hard
S - Stalking
Billy and Stu do slightly stalk you. Mostly in ways of they try to scare you at night so you'll call them
T - Terror (fears)
Billy worried about something happing to you and Stu, or you two leave him
Stu worries you and Billy will leave him due to how he acts and how hyper and over the top he his
U - Unlikely (things won't happen)
Billy besides saying I won't love you won't be saying cute names. Names that sure, are sweet but never he will say
Stu will never talk down to you, even if you're into it. He gets uncomfortable
V - Vulnerabilities
Billy hates being vulnerable but when he is it's about his mom or how he hates social situations
Stu has a problem with his adhd (can't change my mind) and he feels that you and Billy will eave him over it
W - Writing
Billy can't say words so he writes you and Stu letters and notes
Stu can't write for the life of him
X - X-rays (bones or something idkkkk)
Billy has an extra bone in his left arm
Stu has a titanium rod in his right thigh
Y - Yours Always
Billy and Stu tell you every morning and everything evening and whenever they feel that they will always be yours and you will always be theirs
Z - Zen
They are always calm with you, they only want to be calm with you so you're happy
