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2025-07-27
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2025-07-27
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from the frying pan into the fire

Summary:

what happens when you put 5 wanted criminals in hiding Ordinary Individuals in a cramped apartment surrounded by a town full of other Very Ordinary Individuals(who use a frankly absurd amount of hair dye)?

absolute chaos. nobody is surprised.

(The Beasts move into some random apartment in some random town, trying to escape their very long joint criminal records, and end up inconveniently stuck in said town with a bunch of awfully familiar faces.
let's just hope nobody here cares enough to call the police...)

(a goofy ass modern chatfic au. enjoy ig)

Notes:

teehee hi guys
the beasts' distinctive personalities make them really fun in terms of "friend group shenanigans" so I thought. huh. it'd be funny to make a modern/chatfic au. bc then I can make specific typing styles and shit. and funny stuff. bc I love chatfics. and i ended up scribbling down 2.5k words of just ideas. oh dear
and THEN I decided to format it because I love work skins! this work skin itself is copied straight from the work in the "inspired by" section that is really well done and comprehensible, even for me, a newbie who forgot most knowledge i learned last time. thank you whoever made this!!! absolutely delightful!!!

IMPORTANT!!:
gentle reminder that the format will look SOSOSO weird if you have "hide creator's skin" on so please turn it off before reading tysmmmm :)

Chapter 1: why is THIS the reason yall r making a gc now. (Toilet Paper Saga part 1)

Summary:

(this first chapter is from mystic flour's "pov" so the green chats r from her)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Untitled Group Chat

You, 🩷~ ɛȶɛʀռǟʟ ֆʊɢǟʀ ~ 🩷, BURNING SPICE, Salt, Master of Deceit (Shadow Milk)

Today

You created Untitled Group Chat

we need toilet paper

12:26

Master of Deceit (Shadow Milk)

wow not even a hello???

12:29

hello

12:29

who's going this time

12:30

BURNING SPICE

HELLO.

12:30

I CAN'T HELP. I'M ALREADY AT WORK.

12:30

Master of Deceit (Shadow Milk)

shit me too

12:30

@🩷~ ɛȶɛʀռǟʟ ֆʊɢǟʀ ~ 🩷girl ur our only hope

12:30

we call upon your unemployed ass

12:30

please come to our rescue

12:31

🩷~ ɛȶɛʀռǟʟ ֆʊɢǟʀ ~ 🩷

hello everyone ☺️

12:37

Master of Deceit (Shadow Milk)

@🩷~ ɛȶɛʀռǟʟ ֆʊɢǟʀ ~ 🩷girl ur our only hope

I can’t, I’m meeting with the members of my Garden today 😔

12:37

Master of Deceit (Shadow Milk)

u mean your cult

12:37

🩷~ ɛȶɛʀռǟʟ ֆʊɢǟʀ ~ 🩷

No, I mean my Garden 😊♥️

12:37

ok then make sure to go piss at work bc there isnt any to yell across the apartment for

12:38

Master of Deceit (Shadow Milk)

dw I’m set 🔥

12:38

r u in the bathroom texting bc ur manager banned u from ur phone again

12:38

Master of Deceit (Shadow Milk)

ITS NOT MY FAULT THEY CANT APPRECIATE MY COMEDIC GENIUS

12:38

🩷~ ɛȶɛʀռǟʟ ֆʊɢǟʀ ~ 🩷

didn’t you scare your “sickeningly sweet” coworker into dropping a box onto his foot?

12:39

Master of Deceit (Shadow Milk)

I am unappreciated in my time

12:39

minecraft cave sounds, if ur wondering.

12:39

also when did I say that

12:39

🩷~ ɛȶɛʀռǟʟ ֆʊɢǟʀ ~ 🩷

you said he “smells like some stupidly expensive vanilla perfume” and that its “obnoxious”. You said you “can’t wait to mess with him more” and started brainstorming future torture methods.

12:42

You mentioned his perfume quite a lot

12:42

Master of Deceit (Shadow Milk)

idk Sugar, I’ve never said anything like that before

12:44

🩷~ ɛȶɛʀռǟʟ ֆʊɢǟʀ ~ 🩷

you were kicking your feet like a schoolgirl while writing a list of things to stick down the neck of his uniform 😒

12:44

Master of Deceit (Shadow Milk)

that isnt me

12:44

🩷~ ɛȶɛʀռǟʟ ֆʊɢǟʀ ~ 🩷

I have a 32 minute long recording

12:45

Master of Deceit (Shadow Milk)

@Salt get ur ass in here

12:45

Salt

🖕

12:45

Master of Deceit (Shadow Milk)

be nice!!!

12:46

Can you or can you not go get toilet paper later

12:46

Salt

❌

12:47

Master of Deceit (Shadow Milk)

wowwww thanks. Really contributing to the household salt. Smh

12:47

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fine I’ll get some after work

12:55

Salt

🙇

12:55

Master of Deceit (Shadow Milk)

I know, I know. I’m wonderful and generous and you all love me

12:55

no we dont

12:55

Master of Deceit (Shadow Milk)

yes you do

12:55

Notes:

expect an update soon, I've already got the second chapter written! i just need to format it lmao