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The Eight!!!
persea added annie, staplereater, pipes!!, badboysupreme, hazelnut, milkman, and deathboy
–4:03am–
persea: hey guyss
annie: percy, it's four in the morning.
persea: so?
annie: go to sleep.
persea: shush
deathboy: both of you shush
deathboy: let me sleep
–10:23am–
badboysupreme: DO WE HAVE A HISTORY EXAM??!!
staplereater: yes we do
staplereater: leo it's almost 3rd period
pipes!!: WHERE ARE YOU??? >:(
badboysupreme: I just woke up
persea: fym u just woke up??
hazelnut: percy me and @milkman can see you laughing from here
hazelnut: put your phone down it's so obvious
deathboy: ALL OF YOU STOP TEXTING MY OHONE ISN'T ON SILENT HJKFHFIFNDSFS
hazelnut: sorry nico
persea: sorry nico
pipes!!: sorry nico
staplereater: sorry nico
badboysupreme: im not sorry :P
deathboy: go to school you lazy fuck.
badboysupreme: ouch?
–12:43pm–
badboysupreme: GUYS IM HERE
staplereater: you could not possibly be any later
badboysupreme: wanna test that theory?
staplereater: no
staplereater: stop standing in the middle of the cafeteria
milkman: you look crazy
badboysupreme: oh i see u now
pipes!!: you haven't looked up once
deathboy: HA
badboysupreme: all of you can kys.
pipes!!: <3
annie: guys im with percy, stop texting.
hazelnut: (attached image of a hunched over Leo standing in front of a cafeteria door staring into his phone)
badboysupreme~ replying to @hazelnut: STFUUUUU
staplereater: imagine being Leo
milkman: fr
persea: frfr
annie: STOP TEXTING BEFORE NICO GETS TO YOUR FRIES
deathboy: suckers.
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Everybody looked up and began eyeing Nico, who just sighed and took a sip of his water. Jason turned around towards where Leo was previously standing, when his hood was pulled over his eyes, and his head smashed into the edge of the table.
Before he even had time to register the ringing in his head, Hazel had already taken a picture of him and Nico was giggling uncontrollably at the fact that you could hear when Hazel took a picture.
The chair next to Jason squeaked, now housing a sloppily sat Leo.
"Hey Jase."
Instead of acknowledging the greeting, Jason just smiled at him. Then (relatively lightly) slammed Leo's head into the cafeteria table.
Cha-click!
Hazel turned her phone towards Nico again, and he managed to laugh himself into a coughing fit.
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–4:15pm–
hazelnut: (two images — one showing Jason with his head on the table, Leo standing behind him grinning, – and another one with Leo's head on the table while Piper and Jason sit next to him laughing)
deathboy: BAHAHAHAHA
persea: where was I when all this was going on
annie: with me <3
persea: <3
milkman: what were you guys even doing
persea~ replying to @milkman: whoa you actually charged your phone
milkman: hello perseus
persea: hello?
deathboy: hazel give frank back his phone
milkman: ☹
milkman: fine
milkman: hey guys
pipes!!: HEY PPL
badboysupreme: PIPER
badboysupreme: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
badboysupreme: IVE BEEN TEXTING YOU FOR AGES
staplereater: it's been an hour since since you last saw us
badboysupreme: SHHHHHSHSHDFGSGS
badboysupreme: PIPER
pipes!!: im here calm down
pipes!!: I was literally going home
badboysupreme: why did it take you so long
pipes!!: because my house isn't two blocks away from school??
badboysupreme: haha imagine