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I'll Tell Spider-Man You're Up Past Your Bedtime

Summary:

For all the powerscaling discourse of who could beat Franklin in a fight, Sue will always have this over her son.

Notes:

Based on this Tweet and its replies.

Because I've been obsessed with Fantastic Four: First Steps, to the point where I'm nervous about the FF being butchered in Avengers Doomsday hehe...

Valeria isn't here, because she hasn't been born just yet. Not really working within a specific continuity. Imagine it wherever you'd like.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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“Oh, boy!”

 

“Oh boy is right!”

 

Sue stood over Franklin, and at the old movie on the Tv. And-

 

“It’s past your curfew. Up to bed.”

 

“C’mon, Mom. Five more minutes?”

 

“Now. Or I’ll tell Spider-Man you’re up past your bedtime.”

 

Franklin couldn’t have gotten to his room faster.

 


 

A week later, it was Franklin’s birthday.

 

Franklin sat at the table with a party hat on.

 

“Susie? Where’s his cake?” Ben grumbled putting up the final streamers.

 

“I put Reed up to it.” She explained, putting on a party hat of her own.

 

“Oh, you see...” Reed stretched his arm out and tousled Franklin’s hair. “There was a situation... With the cake.”

 

“A situation?” Sue put her hands on her hips.

 

“Uncle Johnny?” Franklin piped up, as Johnny came into the kitchen. And following him was, “Spider-Man?!” Wearing a party hat of his own and holding up a store bought cake.

 


 

Later, after candles and happy birthday, Johnny and Peter stood out on the roof.

 

“I owe you.”

 

“Oh, I’m sorry. What was that, Uncle Johnny?”

 

Johnny, without a word, pulled Peter’s mask down.

 

“Hey!”

 

In the time it took him to adjust, Johnny had already flamed on and was soaring away across the stars, daring Spider-Man to chase him.

 

Peter immediately shot a web off, following suit. “Gonna be late tonight, MJ," he uttered to himself. 

Notes:

When Peter gets home:
MJ: You're late, Tiger. Playing fire tag with the Human Torch again?

Peter: What? No. I was 'It,' this time.

MJ: Ah, sticky web tag.