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Pushed up against her locker door Louise looked up into the emerald eyes of her assailant. It was none other than Logan Berry Bush. The teen towered above the younger one, teasing her. Nipping at her pink bunny hat with his lips.
“Agh, I'm going to kill you Logan!” She screamed beginning to raise her hand,”Oh you see this hand, this is the hand I'm going to beat your ass with!”
Before she got a chance to strike he grasped her hand in his and pushed it up against the locker as well.
His breath was hot on her neck now; as she opened her mouth getting ready to scream the loudest she's ever screamed before she felt cool air touch her scalp. Logan had just done the unthinkable, he had taken her hat.
“Try and get it back Lulu!” Logan teased waltzing off triumphantly, spinning his prize in the air by the tips of its ears.
Louise, filled with anger, propelled herself off of the locker and jumped right on Logan's back. Flipping him over she beat her fist into his chest yelling how she wanted her hat back.
“Give it back, give it back, give it back!” She hollered.
“Okay, okay.” Logan wheezed, the breathe literally knocked out of him,”You can have your stupid hat back!”
Loosening his grip on the hat, Louise snatched it back, placing it back onto her head with a smile.
As logan got bacm on his feet, Louise couldn't help but give him a good punch in the face before leaving.
Logan grasped his jaw, moving it around a bit. He let out a loud groan of pain as he did so. Walking to the boys bathroom he looked into the mirror, his jaw seemed to be swollen slightly.Lifting up his red shirt he took a look at his front; small red marks decorated his pale chest.
“She may be small, but she can sure pack a punch.” Logan grumbled as he put his shirt back down.
After taking one nore llok in the mirror he glanced at the watch his father had given him on his 17th birthday. It was almost time for class. With that he set off to his 6th period.
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Louise now in her own class waited for the bell to ring and the teacher to walk in. This period was her favorite period, this was the one she got to slack off in, and still make an A.
“Ah yess, Home Ec.” Louise sighed leaning back in her chair.
“Hey Louise.” Andy, and Ollie said in unison heading to their seats.
“Oh hey guys.” Louise grinned.
“Hey Louise.” Ruddy smiled jostling into the classroom, taking his seat next to Louise.
“Hello class.” Said a familiar voice to the Belcher girls ears.
The man was somewhere in his 40's, balding, and a big thick mustache. The man was standing before the class, his back to the students. He scribbled his name on to the board in familiar font that was used at Bob's Burgers, Louise snapped up in her seat immediately noticing this.
“You have got to me kidding me.” Louise groaned pulling on the pink bunny ears that dangled near her face.
“Hey Louise, it's your dad.” Andy said pointing his finger at the balding man.
“Are you sure?” Asked Ollie.
“Yeah, that's her dad.” Andy replied.
“Louise, you're in this class?” Bob said excitedly turning his head over his shoulder, body not facing away from the board.
“Kill me now....” Louise muttered,”Oh hey dad!”
“Well since Mrs. Roger is on maternity leave, I'll be your substitute til the end of the year.” Bob stated before going on a rant on what class was going to be like now that he was in charge. He explained how he wouldn't make it an easy A. Kids would have to work hard if they wanted a good grade in this class. He held very high expectations for his own daughter, who sunk lower in her seat with every word he spoke.
Pulling her hat over her eyes she slammed her head on the desk wishing her dad would just leave.
Walking home with Ruddy by her side she complained to him about Logan and her own dad.
“I don't get why he would do this whole teaching thing again. The last time something like this happened Ollie set Andy's hair on fire; Then put his own hair on fire to match Andy's!”
“Yeah.” Ruddy grumbled,”Hopefully it won't be like that this time around.”
“It would be pretty funny to see it happen again though." Louise laughed.
Nearing the burger joint she called home she saw a familiar form walk into the establishment.
Walking past the windows of the shop she noticed a Help Wanted sign taped poorly onto the glass's surface.
“Was that...?” Louise rushed into her family’s shop and saw her dad conducting an interview with some blonde boy.
“Hey Louise, how was school?” Her mother Linda asked in her usual happy manner.
She ran to her fathers side, blocking out her mother, and saw none other than...
“Logan!” Louise shouted right near her fathers ear,”What are you doing here?!”
“Louise, not so close to my ears.” Bob said rubbing said orifices.
“Seems like I work here now.” Logan said smugly.
“It was bad enough he worked here like 7 years ago. Why'd you have to re-hire him?!”
“We needed help around the restaurant Louise.” Her father answered rubbing his ear.
“This day couldn't get any worse!” Louise yelled stomping out of the establishment.
“What was that about?” Ruddy asked.
“It as nothing, just my dad hired Logan douche bush.” Louise sighed pinching the bridge of her nose.
“Is he still bullying you?” Rudy questioned.
“It doesn't matter now Ruddy.” Louise said before walking off towards her front door.
Pulling the key she kept in a pocket of her signature green dress she unlocked the door, slamming the door behind her. Stamping her feet as she ascended the stairs she managed to gain the attention of Gene, who was merrily playing on his keyboard.
“What happened Loui-” Gene began before hearing her door slam.
Jumping into her bed she grabbed a nearby pillow and proceeded to scream into it.
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“Is she usually like that?” Logan asked Bob getting up from his seat.
“Yeah. I'm sure she'll get over it soon though.” Bob stated, “So I'll see you tomorrow for training?”
“Yeah.”Logan said with that shit eating grin he usually wore.”Can't wait to start.