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shadowsun has created a group message

shadowsun added: Featherstep, Acornclove and Brightblossom. There are currently 4 participants. 

shadowsun: wsp guys

Featherstep: Hi why did u make this

shadowsun: why not :p

Acornclove: Hiii

shadowsun: we're literally right next to eachother

Acornclove: Sybau

Featherstep: Too bad you couldn't go on patrol w me 

Acornclove: Nobody wanted to

shadowsun: ooo BURN

Featherstep: Yeah ofc you didn't you'd eat up all the prey before bringing it to the camp and get hungry again 

Acornclove: SYFM

Brightblossom: Ladies, ladies

Acornclove: I'm a male

shadowsun: real 🤣

Featherstep: Shut up i need to hunt

shadowsun: ill hold ur paw when i say this, just mute the app 

Featherstep: I'm lazy

Acornclove: Get back to hunting

Featherstep: Kk bye yall

Featherstep is offline.

Acornclove: I hope she brings back enough prey

shadowsun: real ngl we don't have enough, so much fish never land prey </3

Acornclove: I'd never hurt a fish i love them

shadowsun: ur a fish

Acornclove: Don't threaten me with a good time

shadowsun: ????

shadowsun: wait why r we talking here we're beside eachother

Acornclove: Gossip

Brightblossom: GOSSIP!!?? BET

Acornclove: I heard feather and shadow are going to the gathering with their apprentices

shadowsun: we are???? 

Acornclove: Shhh a little birdy told me so

Brightblossom: I wanna go!! >:|

shadowsun: please take my place I LITERALLY BEG

Featherstep: Wsp i hunted where r u guys rn

Acornclove: Where do you think

Featherstep: Idk in the sky??

shadowsun: ye we actually are </3 rip 

Acornclove: Ur gonna be up there soon if u donr shut up

shadowsun: hello??

Acornclove: You'll be a star

Featherstep: Can i be one as well? Theyre pretty

Acornclove: You're pretty.......... Ugly AHAHAHAAAAHHAAH

Brightblossom: The crowd is cheering

shadowsun: roll the sound effects

Acornclove: WOWWW i thought we were friends... 

shadowsun: id rather live in lichenclan again

Featherstep: Didnt you say you'd rather die twice than do that?

shadowsun: exactly

Acornclove: WOWW

Brightblossom: Heyy @ssunshadowww would u mind trading ur place at the gathering for me

sunshadow: to get there you have to cross the water, featherstep might take you up on that offer 

Featherstep: Syfm eyeshadow

sunshadow: ???

Featherstep: Sunshadow* autocorrect

Featherstep: Anyways idc abt the water ill stil go to the gathering

sunshadow: didn't you cry last time

Featherstep: No???

Brightblossom: STOP IM FRYING IMAGINGINGG THIS

Featherstep: Ughh @ssunshadowww i dont like  u

Acornclove: 'Hates a strong word' type :sob:

Featherstep: Its a strong word but im stronger 

shadowsun: 'F-Featherstep..' My moon-coloured gaze averts, glistening in the glow of the sunset above, radiating a halo of frosted light around my figure. 'I-I'm sorry for calling you a Dry-Paw..' I cry, shaking my head, outlined by the gleaming sun. ok i give up

Featherstep: WHAT

Acornclove: HELP??? :sob:

shadowsun: hey i noticed you put a crying emoji next to your message, is everything ok? if you're having tough feelings, you always have me to talk to

Acornclove: Our little comedian

shadowsun: syfm

Brightblossom: I didnt know it could argue back

shadowsun: i'll show you an 'it'... dont play around.. At sundown...he comes out

Featherstep: Huh!!? Fym

Acornclove: Hes having a moment leave him alone 

Acornclove: LMAO IM WATCHING HIM LAUGH WHILE HE TYPES STOPP IM SCARED NOW

shadowsun: dont be scared, be terrified 

Featherstep: Ill kill u

shadowsun: and id drown u, lets see how far that gets you DRYPAW

Featherstep: U wanna bet im not pushing u in right after?

shadowsun: like you could

Featherstep: Remember our first battle training session together?

shadowsun: syfm im stronger now

Featherstep: Suree..

shadowsun: :<

Acornclove: I could go for some ferret rn

shadowsun: ferrets arent that good 

Featherstep: Idk ive never tried

shadowsun: they're just glorified squirrel tbh

Acornclove: And ur dead built like a squirrel so who's talking here?

shadowsun: and you dead LOOK like a twoleg

Brightblossom: Me next!!!!

shadowsun: you look like a baby rabbit

Acornclove: OFC ur gonna compliment brightblosom

shadowsun: greed will send u to the dark forest sshhh

Acornclove: Didn't u like not believe in allat

shadowsun: knowing you aren't there makes me believe 

Featherstep: Jeez yall chill out

shadowsun: im just messing around ily acornclove my twin

Acornclove: Can we hold paws and skip merrily through the LotusClan lake grassland twin

shadowsun: sure twin

shadowsun: hes the only one who gets me :/// im a true dominant tom and need to assrert it ;/ he needs to.mafch my energy

Acornclove: Hello??

Acornclove: Ofc twin

Brightblossom: Toms who are friends with she-cats are usually always gay fun fact!!

Acornclove: No…??

shadowsun: cant deny this one  </3

Brightblossom: Its okay im an ally

Brightblossom: 🏳‍🌈

Acornclove: Im not

shadowsun: WOW.....

shadowsun: wait lilystars calling us for the gaterinf i think imgonna pee

Featherstep: Excuse me???????

shadowsun: syfm lisren

shadowsun: YES WE'RE GOINGGG

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Featherstep: This is a long ass walk dude

shadowsun: and my phones abt to die </3

Brightblossom: Tell me all the news!!! 

Featherstep: Kk, shadow is better at remembering it tho ill ask him

Featherstep: His phones dying but he says 'of course also HIIII' 

Brightblossom: WE LOVE U SHADOWSUN U INSPIRE ME U SHOUKDVE LER ME GO TO THE GATHERING BUT IDC THO

Featherstep: 'Heh all in a days work' is what he told me to say???

Acornclove: Now ask him if he likes men

Featherstep: I dont even gotta ask ik the answer and its yes LMAO

Featherstep: He's watching the screen  and would like to say he APPARENTLY isnt gay

Acornclove: Not gay if u don't say those three words

Featherstep: He yawned and sped up idk if hes tired but im gonna tell him to rest after the gathering

Acornclove: Wouldn't u need rest as well 

Featherstep: I was gonna hunt on the way back then sleep

Acornclove: Up to u lol probs gonna sleep and think of you stalking birds while you could be in a nest

Featherstep: Clan comes first

Brightblossom: Can i come hunting?

Featherstep: Well ill be on the way back from the gathering to hunt so idk 

Brightblossom: Yeah makes sense

Brightblossom: Ask shadowsun if he wants to hunt with me tommorow then!!

Featherstep: Oh kk

Featherstep: He said sure and also hi

Acornclove: haha his phones dead

Featherstep: Were at the gathering now just waiting for mossclan and thistleclan i think??

Brightblossom: Tell me all the news!!!

Featherstep: Ya if theres anything interesting

Featherstep: i stole hr phone its sunsadow GUESS WH@@@

Acornclove: at least the message sent?? 

Featherstep: Sunshadow stole my phone but he was gonna say, mistpaw and dewpaw are being called by their new names at the gathering guys congratulate them

Acornclove: WOOOOOoo i want an apprentice………… :(

Brightblossom: Me too!! Also GREAT JOB MIST AND DEW!!!!! WoooWOOO

Featherstep: Haha i have an apprentice

Acornclove: Tch.. Halfclan cats dont deserve apprentices... 

Featherstep: Arent u one??

Brightblossom: LMAO

Acornclove: Eww halfclanners ewwwwwwww

Featherstep: [sent an attachment]
Look at how pretty the stars are!!!!!!!

Acornclove: We all have eyes yk, we're sitting under the same night sky

Featherstep: Yeah then go to bed??

Acornclove: nah allnighter challenge 

Brightblossom: Real

Acornclove: I dont wanna get off my ass but should I go hunt

Featherstep: Sure

Brightblossom: Me and acornclove will be back yall

Featherstep: Ok 

*Three users have went offline.*

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Featherstep: Gathering was same as normal

Brightblossom: Tell me everything!!!

Featherstep: Robinstar was acting odd but idk

Acornclove: Isnt he gay

Featherstep: What does that have to do with anything???

Acornclove: Idk

Featherstep: Gonna go hunt since were making it to lotusclan territory ttyl

Brightblossom: Give sunshadow your phone while u hunt so he can talk to us

Featherstep: Fine ig i trust him

Featherstep: hey yallll

Acornclove: Hey twin howw was itt

Featherstep: coughs lemme do a signoff - shadow

Acornclove: WAS LICHENCLAN THRIVING KING

Featherstep: idk and idc - shadow

Acornclove: b-but after all we've been thu <\3

Featherstep: ask me another stupid quesrion ans oll literaly make u pay me w catmint - shadow

Brightblossom: Those aare bad :(

Featherstep: mmm catmint -shadow

Featherstep: gangs never gonna trust me w jer phone again i need to NOT talk abt catmint - shadow

Acornclove: i love catmint

Featherstep: real tho???? - shadow

Brightblossom: Not real ://

Acornclove: I hopwe uou got fleas from the gathering

Featherstep: hello:::::???????? - STILL shadow btw

Featherstep: if ur still awake when freatgees back te hsr i was sleepy - NOT shadow

Acornclove: goodnight i put an earwig in ur beddibg

Featherstep: what the tfuck??????!! - still shadosw ig

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shadowsun changed the name to 'codebreakers'

acornclove: its cuz im halfclan isnt it

Featherstep: Yea

shadowsun: LMAO imaginr bring hsflclan

Featherstep: Ok

shadowsun: Ok

Featherstep: Fuck off

Featherstep: Hate u

shadowsun: jeez man

acornclove: why are monsters lokwhey cute like i just wanna snuggle them they look like demented deformed little twolegs with those glowing eyes theyre so cuteee 🥰

shadowsun: the twoleg things??? CARS????

acornclove: man tf is a car

shadowsun: real word for monster

acornclove: pls censor rhat it triggered me

shadowsun: what part of that was rtriggering??????????

acornclove: disrespecjnt boundaries.. Blocked and reported ;//

shadowsun: hello?!!!!

Brightblossom: Hai ^u^

shadowsun: hru 

Brightblossom: Tired

shadowsun: type shit

shadowsun: stream remedy by seether guys

Featherstep: How do cats listen to music??

shadowsun: well cats cant text but here we are

Featherstep: Mb

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K SO I LOWKEY REALIZED I FORGOT TO SHARE THEIR DESIGNS SO UHHH YAAAY HERE

(i would add images but the process rlly confuses me guys, maybe eventually)

ShadowSun: Sun-rusted black tom with white speckled fur, speculated to be vitiligo since it runs in his kin. His fur is lengthy and flowing, with heather-blue eyes that seem to change hues sometimes. (FTM)

(BREED - Maine-coon, Munchkin mix)

FeatherStep: Gray tabby she-cat with a white chest, paws and tail, and some white around her muzzle. She has hazel eyes and feathery tufts on the top of her ears. 

(BREED - Norwegian forest cat (?)

AcornClove: Sleek-furred flame-point tom with hazel-gray eyes and big, floppy ears with tufts on top that slightly resemble clovers.

(BREED - man idfk hes a flame-point though)

BrightBlossom: Siamese she-cat with cloudy blue eyes and fluffy neck fur and a big, bushy tail.

(BREED - Ragdoll ((i think??))

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shadowsun: i swear im gonna actually do something if i get jumped by ONE other kit im SO sick of this somebody save me plz

shadowsun: can't use my phone in peace </3........

Featherstep: Lmao y ru getting jumped

shadowsun: I DONT FUVKING KNOW

Acornclove: Lets all point and laugh 

shadowsun: NO SRSLY IM ABT TO DIE THEY LITRRALLY STALK ME THROUGH CAMKP TO JUMP ME ISTS

Acornclove: STOP IM GIGGLING RN I CAN HEAR U GETTING ATTACKED RN

shadowsun: THIS IS VILE BRO

Acornclove: LMAOOOOOOOOHHFJFKDHFJD

Featherstep: LOL

shadowsun: I NFUCKING CANT 

Featherstep: How are u even typing anyway??

shadowsun: IM FUCKIN TTIG TO ETOTUT BREAKNG MY PHONE STOP IT.

Acornclove: RUN BRO RUN

Featherstep: Do u think he's being mauled rn he hasnt said a word in like 5 minutes

Brightblossom: STOP LET ME GO CHECK ON HIM HDHFKDH

Brightblossom: Sandykits biting his tail rn </3 and theres two other kits climbing him as we speak

Featherstep: LOL GET A PICTURE

Acornclove: YES LMHSJDH

Brightblossom: Aww they're bonding guys
[sent an attachment]

Featherstep: HE LOOKS SO SCARED POOR BOY <\3

Brightblossom: LMAOO

Acornclove: STOP WHY DDO THEY TARGET HIM

shadowsun: ran with. My phone currently bieng chased by tw9 kits pls

Acornclove: GIGGLING 

shadowsun: shut up ho

Acornclove: YOU shut up

shadowsun: syfm fag

Featherstep: WOAHH....

shadowsun: i-i never said that!!!!!!!!

Featherstep: U can't say that......

shadowsun: except i can??

Acornclove: aww i can't say it cuz im not straight 

shadowsun: NOT straight??? that's a new thing to add to my headcanons ^u^

Acornclove: WHAT

Acornclove: I MEANT STRSIGHT ALSO FYM HEADCANONS?????????????????

shadowsun: u dont wanna know

Acornclove: I really dontt..........

Brightblossom: I headcanon shadowsun purrs in his sleep!!! >u<

shadowsun: HELLO????

Brightblossom: Haaii! ^v^

Featherstep: 🥀

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Acornclove: UHH SO I KINDA FUCKED UP

Featherstep: Huh?

shadowsun: damn let me add that to my tallies

Acornclove: SHUT TE FUCK UP SHADOWSUN LETNME TAK

Brightblossom: WHAT HAPPENESDNLMAO

Acornclove: GEESE. FuUCKIMF GEESE

Acornclove: RHIS THING FUCINT HISSED AR MW SO IM ALL ANNOYED RIFHT

Acornclove: SO THEN I DECIDE TO ASSERT DOMINACE AND HISS BACK

shadowsun: WHY THE FUCK YWOULD UOU NDO JAT????

Acornclove: SYFM IM GETTINF THERE SO NYWAYSW IT STGATES AT ME... BLACK ORBS GAZING INTO HAZEL

Featherstep: 'gazing'??? 'orbs'???? tf is this

Acornclove: GRAH SHUR UP BUT I DIGRESS SO IT STARTED WALKING CLOSER AND CLOSE SO I BATTED IT ON THE HEAD WITH MY CLAWS OUT AN IT FUCINT BIT MY FLANK

Acornclove: AND I TRIED KILLINF IT BUT IT JUWT WOULDNT DIE????

shadowsun: you need help who the FUCK challenges a goose

Acornclove: PEOPLE WHO ARENTT SENSITIVR NNND LITTLE PUSSIES 'i-im scared of geese(!!!!!!'

Acornclove: MY RUFKINGF FLANK HAS A GOOSE BITE FML

Featherstep: How would a goose bite someone???? 

Brightblossom: Beak?? Like how most birds pick things up??

Featherstep: But it doesnt have teeth

Acornclove: ALSO DID I MENTION IT FUCKING WHACKED ME WITH ITS WINGS LIKE 10 TIMES 

shadowsun: HELP NO??? THEY CAN DO THT??????

Featherstep: Yeah genius

shadowsun: yeah did YOU know tht thoufh??

Featherstep: No

shadowsun: THATS WHAY I FHOUGHT

Brightblossom: Go ask yewpatch for help bro

Acornclove: Pmo fine

Featherstep: Are ur bones broken

Acornclove: probably 

Featherstep: Soak it in water for 5-10 minutes works like a charm

Acornclove: on second thought let me go get catmint and poppyseeds  from yewpatch

shadowsun: share?????

shadowsun: he lowkey banned me from getting catmint cuz i wuld use it to consume even when i wasnt hurt

Acornclove: Yes twin if he gives .me catmint ill share

shadowsun: ty twin

Featherstep: Guys mkaybe dont

shadowsun: nevermind i wont!!!!

Acornclove: Ok fun police jeez

Brightblossom: Catmint is bad u guys

Acornclove: Thats what makes it fun xoxo

shadowsun: and ur a bad person but does that make u fun??? Idk...

Acornclove: It realy does ty

Featherstep: Bro go get ur wound treated instead of talking abt hallucinogenics

shadowsun: yeah fr

Acornclove: FINE. FUCK U SDOWWSUN YIU FUCKING TRAITOR

shadowsun: its never that serious

Acornclove: Sybau im gonna go see yewpatch my goat ii bet he'll give me catmint

Featherstep: Ok lmao i hope not

Acornclove: I HOPE U FALL IN NEXT TIME U CROSS THE RIVER

Featherstep: GANF I CANT SWIM??????????

Acornclove: Exactly LMAO

Featherstep: I hope next time u jump ur belly rolls shake the ground so hard it kills you

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shadowsun: i was hunting earlier and a twig broke and i got really scared and it reminded me of those 'if you flinch at the gunshot, you have PTSD...' tiktoks

shadowsun: anyway good morning guys !!!!

Featherstep: Excuse me can we unpack this

Acornclove: no we can't unpack it actually

shadowsun: ladies ladies

shadowsun: im tryna do my work here leave me alone type shit

Featherstep: Please be quiet

shadowsun: somsetimes o wonder if sometimess u know you exist

Featherstep: Obviously i do?? I'm here right now, am I not...?

shadowsun: you literally dont have any hobbies besides hunting which might just be the fault of our creator

Featherstep: Look so hunting keeps the clan safe

shadowsun: shove it,, you fucking hated doing tick duty as an appretice fym you care abt clan duties

Featherstep: ''as an apprentice'' You can see that's in the past tense

shadowsun: still bro

Featherstep: What are our names now?

shadowsun: featherpaw and shadowpaw.........

Featherstep: You wish. 

Featherstep: Further proves my point.

Brightblossom: Boys boys stop fighting im gonna put a burr in your nests both of u

shadowsun: i mean atleast you got my gender right??

Featherstep: I really want you to know this shadow

shadowsun: ?

Featherstep: For the longest time i didn't know ur gender......

shadowsun: STOP FUCKINF ACTUALLY:????????

Featherstep: Yeah .. For like a whole moon too

Acornclove: WHAT

Acornclove: we are the pronounlings!!

Acornclove: my name is acornclove and my pronouns are he/they!

shadowsun: my name is shadowsun and my pronouns are he/they/it!!

Acornclove: we dont have our third pronounling tinypaw here

shadowsun: tinypaws lowkey my plug for catmint

Acornclove: FUCKING REAL

Brightblossom: I love flowers so much u guys 

Acornclove: thats funny cuz ur names brightblossom HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

shadowsun: i unlaughed. Not funny dude

Brightblossom: And its funny your name is acornclove because yur dead built like one!

shadowsun: im picturing this now and im imaging this very circular acornclove with a tiny face and small flailing arms protruding from his bulbous form

Brightblossom: Why'd you go formal for a minute

shadowsun: because i like acornclove defamation 

Brightblossom: Me too twin

Featherstep: What'd i miss this time

shadowsun: uhm acornclove shot himself 

Featherstep: What

Acornclove: he's right

Acornclove: im typing this from starclan

Featherstep: Ik damn well ur going to the dark forest this is how i know your lying

Acornclove: HELLO????

shadowsun: why does my appretice want my discord

shadowsun: do i give it to her

Brightblossom: What could go wrong

Acornclove: nothing 

Acornclove: do it twin

shadowsun: kk ill be a sec

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@mountaindew67

Dewpaw: wsp

shadowsun: How are you, Dewpaw? 

Dewpaw: you do NOT have to type that formal 

shadowsun: I'm not going to text you like I would with a friend, seeing as you're my apprentice. That's just not right.

Dewpaw: how do you type with your so-called friends

shadowsun: I'm struggling to see how that's your buisness?

Dewpaw: man idk

shadowsun: Why'd you ask to know this account, anything specific you needed?

Dewpaw: STOP IT I HATE HOW U TYPE FORMALLY U DONT SEEM FORMALL IRL

shadowsun: Oh okay. 

Dewpaw: but nah there wasnt a specific reason just so i know when trainjing is ig

shadowsun: Alright! I'll keep you posted, maybe later today we can do some battle training.

Dewpaw: are featherstep and mistpaw coming too

shadowsun: We'll see about them attending. Featherstep might have her own plans for Mistpaw.

Dewpaw: kk im gonna go see if a patrol needs me

shadowsun: Sounds good! Have fun.

Dewpaw: ya ty

''traitors''

shadowsun: this kits literally insulting me cuz i 'type too formal'

Acornclove: you do NOT type formal bro

shadowsun: well shes my apprentice im not texting her like were buddies or somthing

Brightblossom: Formal texter shadowsun??? I dont believe it

shadowsun: thats my secret side i keep under wraps... shhh

Featherstep: Dewpaw has discord?

shadowsun: i guess???? shimmerpool probably let her or sum

Featherstep: Imagine texting your apprentice on DISCORD of all places

Featherstep: No genuinelly tho why not just give her ur number 

shadowsun: shes the one who wanted to add me???

Featherstep: Theres a thing called saying no

shadowsun: oh there is? THANKS TIPS I DIDNT FUCKING REALIZE

Acornclove: you guys arguing is so funny to me

Featherstep: I wasn't arguing he was being annoying

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Featherstep: @brightestnightshade I hate you (¬_¬)

shadowsun: what 

shadowsun: whatever did i do this time

Featherstep: You quite literally got me sick. [.__.]

shadowsun: when??????

Featherstep: Snow

shadowsun: fym 'Snow'??????

Featherstep: Shut your mouth

Acornclove: meeting of the minds over here

Featherstep: Shadowsun made me sick [>n<]

Acornclove: stop usimf kaomoji it makes you look stupid

Featherstep: Atleast i have to TRY to look stupid

Acornclove: ok smart one

Acornclove: Riddle me this riddle me that

Acornclove: how about you tell me every bird that can bve seen in this forest if ur so smart

shadowsun: I CAN!!!!!!! kestrel, thrush, egret, heron, raven, cardinal, blue jay, chickadee, dove, woodpecker, flycatcher, goose, malard duck, uuuuuhhh i forgot tje rest

Featherstep: Lets all point and laugh at this NERD!! >U<

Featherstep: BUT ANYWAY I REMEBER MY STORY NOW

Featherstep: Shadowsun and I were playing in the snow. 

Featherstep: And he has thick fur right?

Featherstep: SO HE DIDNT REALIZE I WOULDNT HAVE INTOLERANFE TO THE COLD LIKE HIM.

Featherstep: So this kits js like jumping around having a grand old time while im LOTERALLY SNIFFLING!@????? He jusrt was in fucking la la land or somwthing

shadowsun: @lotusclansbesthunter420 FUCK YOU. You're Leavinf out the important detalils LIKE HOW I ASKED IF YOU WERE OK VARIOUS TIMES:?????

Featherstep: None that i could hear.. <:I 

shadowsun: WELL UR HEARING SUFKS ABYWAY

Acornclove: Brooo ts is so not friggin tuff u guys need to sybau 

Featherstep: Who asked YOU of all people (>^*·*^<)

Acornclove: Is that supposed to be a dog it loks like a geeked out bat or sum

Acornclove: Im SO different guys... >__< Please validae me (\^u^/)

shadowsun: you literally find 67 funny idk what ur talking about

Acornclove: Sybau bruzz..

shadowsun: I'll put your name on the note ill be placing on top of the freshkill pile tonight

Acornclove: Whuh??? What does that POSSIBLY mean

shadowsun: it means my love can finally kiss the side od my head

Acornclove: Ts is promoting gun violencr.... :/

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shadowsun: ''W-wait.. But Fishfang.. We couldn't possibly...?'' Lilystar shot a glance at the orange tabby, paws shuffling nervously. "How would StarClan feel..?" She asked, yearning for the answer she wanted but couldn't have. Her eyes were glazed with pain, glossing the surface to reflect the slowly setting sun. "You're right, Lilystar.. We can't love one another.." Fishfang hesitantly admitted, knowing it was true, defeatedly so. "Then I should go, I have LotusClan to look after." Lilystar padded off, leaving Fishfang staring at her sleek outline. How could she be so apathetic? Could they ever love, even in death? 

shadowsun: WAIT I PASTED THE WRONG THING

shadowsun: UUHHH NFM IGNORE THST INORE THAT

Featherstep: WHAT

Acornclove: my main concern is why is thr writing ACTUALLY good..

Featherstep: Shadowsun honest to starclan, are you SERIOUSLY writing doomed yuri about your former mentor and OUR LEADER???

shadowsun: uuuhhu uuuhyhummmm NOOO.....

Featherstep: Im curious as to when u wrote this now...

shadowsun: HONESTLY I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF IT I FOUND IT ON MY NOTES APP 

Featherstep: genuinelly sometimes i wodbder wtaf is wrong with you

shadowsun: Heh.. You don't even wanna know the half of it... :) Im the craziest of all!!1! Hehe.. :3

Acornclove: Pack it up buddy 

shadowsun: what if i lick your nest up and down tonight

Acornclove: UhM AYO thats KINDA gay

shadowsun: WHY do YOU type LIKE this EVERY other WORD

Acornclove: ur funnt im gonna follow you home tonight

shadowsun: we live in the same den

Featherstep: Acornclove r u actually dumb

Acornclove: oh mu god somebidy called me dumb do i cry or do i piss myself!!????!1!???!!??????

shadowsun: both

Featherstep: Neither?? @_@

Acornclove: Ok im gonna piss myself and cry

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shadowsun: eeffoc spelt backwards is eeffoc shichs is funny bcuz until ive had my eeffoc i dont give coffee ahout ayrhing

Acornclove: I think you got it wrong a little

shadowsun: no watch 

shadowsun: eeffoc = eeffoc

shadowsun: and backwards its still eeffoc

Featherstep: The next generation is actually predisposedly dead

Acornclove: how stubborn can someone get 

shadowsun: omg stawppp bulling meh i so smol and kawai.. TwT u buly meh stawp..... !!! OwO 

Featherstep left ''traitors''

shadowsun: noo come back i didnt get to interlock toes wth you yet

Acornclove added Featherstep to ''traitors''

Featherstep: This is actually a prison

shadowsun: and i choose the bread

Acornclove: i choose the gun

Featherstep: So is leaving the gc an option

shadowsun: you love me so much u dont wanna leave amirite

Featherstep: No

shadowsun: ur just a tsundere that's why ur acting like this

Featherstep: Im gonna end my life

shadowsun: Nooo bro after all we've been throughh!???? we  listened to overprotective boyfriend (SPICY MLM!!) asmr together and you STILL wanna kill urself...?? 

Acornclove: WHERE WAS I FOR THIS

Featherstep: That did NOT happen

Acornclove: its ok shadow we can listen to spicy BL omegaverse asmr together soon

shadowsun: YAY UR THE BEST

Featherstep: you cannot POSSIBLY FATHOMABLY BE THAT EXCITED TO LISTEN TO SOME BROKE GUY SEDUCE HIS MIC TO PAY RENT BROO

shadowsun: but its funny

Featherstep: I need to sleep u guys are actually draining me

shadowsun: goodnight i love u bro 

Featherstep: I hate you NEVER say that to me again

shadowsun: ok night

Featherstep: Gn ^u^ Talk to u guys in the morning!

Acornclove: holy switchup

shadowsun: she'd never actually hate me trust u guys

Acornclove: Im the only othet person online rn wdym guys

shadowsun: Hahahah im gonna track you down for sport

Acornclove: I see how it is

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shadowsun: OK GUYS HEAR ME OUT ON POOLSIGHT LOWKEY

Acornclove: WHAT.

Acornclove: wasn't he one of the nonchalant popular toms as an apprentice

Acornclove: AND bullied you???

shadowsun: he chaged now ok... and i dont mean personality i just mean like idk

Acornclove: Hear me out on the thunderpath

shadowsun: lets go back to our other form of gossping and not calling roads hot OK?

Acornclove: HATING??? BETBETBET

shadowsun: OK LISTSN LISTEN

Acornclove: IM ALL EARS

shadowsun: i heard currentrunners hving ANOTHER litter

Acornclove: Didn't they all die except for like sandykit last time... 

shadowsun: YEAH IG THEY WANT COMPENSATION

Acornclove: STOP COMPENSATION IS INSANE??? ISTHAT NOT THEIR THIRD LITTER THO??

shadowsun: ok i cant hatw cz ixhonestly wis i was loved like that

Acornclove: EWWWWWWW

shadowsun: WELL THEYRE IN  A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP

shadowsun: IM JUST GLAD ITS NOT NEGLECTFUL MOTHER SHIMMERPOOL HAVIN ANOTHER BRO

shadowsun: CURRENTRUNNERS RLLY SWEET SHE WAS NICE TO ME WHEN I WAS AN APPRENTICR IM HAPOY FOR HER

Acornclove: Shes nit that bad ig

shadowsun: bro u say this but the decamilicentisecond lilystar gives her kit its apprentice name ur gonna BEG to be the mentor

Acornclove: i can love kits and not love their parents ok...?

shadowsun: pls dont teach the kit how to do lines with crushed poppyseeds like how you TRIED with my apprentice

Acornclove: WHATTTT why would i EVER do that??????

shadowsun: she literally told me

Acornclove: right....... Well who else was gonna teah her?

shadowsun: NOBODY..?? KITS LITERALLY ONLY LIKE 8 MOONS

Acornclove: isnt she like 6 or 7 moons

shadowsun: October 22, 2025

shadowsun: ur like a calender  ur days r numbered

shadowsun: sleep with TWO eyes open

shadowsun: whenever you hunt always lpok beuind you before you pounce

shadowsun: when you think you're alone, you aren't

shadowsun: don't feel safe in your own nest

Acornclove: O-Oh nuu!!!! I so scawed!!! TwT This is so spookeh!!!1! Leave meh alone >.<

shadowsun: i choose the bread

Acornclove: how abt u choose the shower

shadowsun: whens the last time YOU showered

Acornclove: not in a prison

shadowsun: AYO THATS KINDA GAY

Acornclove: im not gay tho

shadowsun: step one denial secpnd step daniel

Acornclove: BROII who the FUCK is daniel

shadowsun: a very gay man who loves you

Acornclove: shure #yaoiforlife

Acornclove: Kidding!!! romance???!!?1 EWWWW

shadowsun: im hungry

Acornclove: Hungry: ok

shadowsun: next time you swim i hope you become immobile and start flopping like afish witj no water and you dry in thw sun like snakeskin and i can use your dried corpse as a trophy like fishers do with taxideried fish

Acornclove: ''your'' ts (this) is an essay

Acornclove: i am NOT reading allat broi

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shadowsun: why did i just get a popup on my phone that says: ''Single Toms in MossClan Waiting for You!! Gay Romance in Your Area!!'

Brightblossom: What.

Featherstep: STOP IT ACTUALLY????

Featherstep: It knows what you are ig

Acornclove: it knows ur GAY 

Featherstep: DID YOU JUST..... STEAL MY JOKE??????????

Acornclove: i said it funnier i win

Brightblossom: Stop fighting !! Ladies and he/theys!!

shadowsun: ewwww pronouns in the big 25?????

Acornclove: are we brushing off the fact you go by he/they/it AND ur trans??

shadowsun: shure

Acornclove: ur always gonna be a boy buddy you're not a girl you aren't a girl you're a boy no matter what

shadowsun: reverse transphobia??

shadowsun: transphilia

shadowsun: WAIT THAT SOUNDS WRONG IGNOREBTHAT

Acornclove: Im a transphile

shadowsun: you're mocking me i just cant prove it yet

Acornclove: i am

shadowsun: WOW ok i see how it is

Acornclove: NO IM SORRY ILY TWIN

shadowsun: LYT TWIN ITS OK

Brightblossom: @nightshadeglazer Riverpurr was asking to do dual training with dewpaw and webpaw r u ok w that he wanted me to ask u

shadowsun: OOMF!!!!!

shadowsun: TEL HIM I SAY SURE

shadowsun: ME AND HIM GO WAY BACK HE WAS ONE OF THE ONLY APPRENTICES THAT LIKEDME OH EM GEE

Featherstep: What was i??

shadowsun: I SAID ONE OF. AND YOURE MY BEST FRIEND STILL THO!!

shadowsun: I JS GOT EXCITED CUZ I NEVER TALK TO HIM OFTEN

Acornclove: riverpurr reads yuri and yaoi manga btw

shadowsun: i know

shadowsun: i gave him reccomendations

Acornclove: To be expected

shadowsun: WHATS THAT UPOSED TO MEAN HMMM?????

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shadowsun: GUYS 

shadowsun: MY SONG IS ON

shadowsun: @everyone

shadowsun: DRY YOUR EYES I WON'T TELL YOUR MOTHER SHE WON'T EVER DISCOVER THE THINGS YOU KEPT UNDER TJE COVERS AND PLEASE DONT CRY I AM NOR YOUR BROTHER I AM NOT YOUR LOBVER TERE ISNOHING WRONG

shadowsun: IM GNAWING IT

shadowsun: HELL YES

shadowsun: I LOVE THIS SONG

Featherstep: Guys i think he likes this song just a hunch

Acornclove: YEEAAHHH idk tho MAYYBEEEE

Acornclove: mid tho who listens to this incel ass emo music 

shadowsun: you listen to vocaloid you cannot be talking

Acornclove: GULP!!!!!!!!!!

Featherstep: U don't know peak shadow.

Acornclove: YEAH shadow...sun

shadowsun: im sunning it

Acornclove: sunning what

shadowsun: it. Ok.

Acornclove: Ok

Featherstep: Ok

shadowsun: Ok

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Brightblossom: AITA for putting sharp objects inside my enemy's nest? Let me explain

Brightblossom: So I, 23M decided to put sharpn objects in my enemy's nest. 'but that sounds evil!' ITS not. LEt me explain. SO this guy is really aannoying and me and him had been academoc rivals for moons amd moons. One time during battle training he held me down, with that same sarcastic grin on his face. It was kinda cute, if he wasn't such a dick. That night, i secondhandedly stabbed him to death by putting sharp objecfts embedded in his nest. So, AITA?

Featherstep: Oh!

Acornclove: so is the main takeaway that he's gay?

shadowsun: NTA i wouldve done that too but with more romantic tension

Featherstep: Manga concept

shadowsun: oh ok

Acornclove: You and youre anny-may things

shadowsun: uhm its your in that situation!(!!

Acornclove: Awhh thats so cute can we play russian roulette later

Featherstep: Oh em gee like the song!!!!!!!!!??!!!!

shadowsun: sure 

Acornclove: Ya 100%

shadowsun: im so tired

Acornclove: Awhh r u js a behbeh TwT

shadowsun: i jus a bahbeh

Brightblossom: HoOW OLD ARE YOU

shadowsun: im four years old!

Brightblossom: YOU ARE THE YOUNEGST PERSON EVER!!!!!!!! TO BE ON CANADS GOT TALRNT

shadowsun: let me rest im actually so tired i cnnot do ts

Featherstep: Ill come over there and sing you a lullaby

shadowsun: please dont sing that labubu ''phonk'' song(?) like last time

Featherstep: Oh i am SO singing that 

shadowsun: god im actually gonna kms

Featherstep: Im voice rrecording ts

Featherstep: [ATTACHMENT]
(Transcript: im not typing an actual transcript its just featherstep singing to piss shadow off)

shadowsun: i am NOT getting a good nights rest with this one

Featherstep: Awhhhh poor little thing

shadowsun: im gonna hurt you

shadowsun: get da fuh out of ma buildeh 

shadowsun: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BUILDING

Featherstep: AAAND I'm kicking the chair!!!! 

shadowsun: hey thats my line... Humour stealer

Featherstep: Maybe ur just unorigional

Brightblossom: Ya  srr for nkot ansewrin i was like flower watchin g

Brightblossom: This purple one is nice. Hycasinth

shadowsun: THOSE R PEAK!!!!! I LIKE NIGHTSHADES THE MOST

Acornclove: BOOO TOMATOES TOMATOES

Acornclove: Get it.. Cuz like

shadowsun: YES I GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOMATOES R APART OF THE NOGHTSHADE FAMILY!!!!!!

Acornclove: Crocuses are also a flower

shadowsun: OMG CROCUS MNTIONED

Featherstep: Omg crocus

shadowsun: crocus prevails.........