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Edna Waller arrived home at 5:30 PM.
"Michael Waller" she yelled as loud as she could.
Michael responded, "what is it mother?"
Edna yelled "I got a phone call from your school that you will be serving detention afterschool tomorrow. Why is that?"
Michael explained "this morning my English teacher told me the principal wanted to see me. I went to the principal's office and a staff member told me it was the principal's day off and to go back to class. On my way back to class the school hall monitor stopped me and asked for a hall pass and I didn't have one, so she gave me detention.
Edna demanded her son tell her why he was sent to the principal's office.
Michael shrugged his shoulders and said, "my English teacher wouldn't tell me the reason because she didn't know."
Edna stated, "I'm confused."
Michael explained again "this morning my English teacher told me the principal wanted to see me, but she did not know why. She gave me no reason. I went to the principal's office and was sent back to class by a staff member because the principal wasn't there. On my way back to class I was stopped by the new hall monitor Mrs. Bowser. Our old hall monitor Mrs. Crane left the school. As I was saying, the new school hall monitor, Mrs. Bowser stopped me and asked if I had a pass. I told her I did not because my English teacher didn't give me one before she sent me to the principal's office. Mrs. Bowser escorted me back to English class and found out that my English teacher did in fact not give me a hall pass. However, Mrs. Bowser decided to unfairly give me detention. It wasn't my fault! I shouldn't have detention to begin with and I damn sure shouldn't be grounded at home over an unfair detention!"
Edna yelled "Michael tomorrow I am calling your school. I will insist on speaking to your English teacher Mrs. Pinch along with Mrs. Bowser. You know the rule, if you get detention at school you're grounded at home, but I will be calling them up because your story does not make sense."
(Doorbell Rings)
Edna went to answer the door and then someone threw a bucket of green slime leaving her whole body covered in it.
Michael was in shock to see his mother covered in slime.
"What the fuck happened" shouted Michael and his mother yelled "someone threw a bucket of slime on me!"
Mason Delta, Anthony Vile, and Daniel Cinder ran up to the open door and sang "detention in school has often led to a second punishment at home, a second punishment at home, oh yes a second punishment at home."
Michael yelled "you three hit the fucking road or I'll make sure to put a second fist in your faces, a second fist in your faces, a second fist in your Goddamn faces!"
All three took off running.
The End