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It started, as most disasters aboard the Sunny did, with you winning. Or, more accurately, with you acting like you had.
Zoro was breathing hard, arms crossed, bokken half-forgotten beside him. You were grinning, stretched across the deck like a cat that had finally caught the laser pointer.
“You cheated,” he said flatly.
“I outmaneuvered you,” you replied, toe nudging his shin. “Maybe if you weren’t staring at my ass, you would’ve blocked it.”
Zoro’s mouth twitched. That dangerous, twitchy almost-smile he got right before a murder.
“I wasn’t staring.”
“You tripped over your own foot.”
“It was loose footing.”
You leaned in, just a little. “It was flat ground, swordsman.”
The look he gave you was unamused. Hot, too, but mostly unamused. Then he stepped forward. You didn’t move. He stepped closer. Still, you didn’t move.
He stopped right in front of you.
“Say it again.”
You tilted your head. “Flat ground?”
His hand came up. Fast. You barely had time to blink before his fingers slid into your hair, curled against your scalp, and gave a sharp tug.
Your mouth fell open. Not dramatically. Just a little. Just enough to make your thoughts scatter like dandelions.
He had your hair in his hand and your eyes on his. His gaze was heavy. Heated. Infuriating.
You blinked. “Zoro.”
“Still think I was staring?”
You could hear your own pulse now. His grip didn’t hurt. It just reminded you how easily he could turn cocky teasing into something a lot more serious.
And of course you had to ruin it.
“You’re being weird.”
His eyebrow twitched.
You smiled. “What, is this some caveman thing? Hair pulling? Gonna throw me over your shoulder next and grunt at the moon?”
He pulled again. Just slightly.
Your knees buckled.
“Keep running your mouth,” he said, voice rough. “I’ll give you something to trip over.”
Your brain completely shorted out.
You were still trying to recover when Luffy yelled from the galley.
“Dinner’s ready!”
Zoro dropped your hair like it burned him and stepped back immediately. “I wasn’t— That wasn’t—”
You cleared your throat and straightened your shirt. “So you were staring.”
“I wasn’t!”
“You pulled my hair, Zoro. That’s basically a declaration.”
“Don’t flatter yourself.”
“Too late. I’m already planning the wedding.”
He stomped toward the galley. You followed, laughing. He walked into a wall at the sound. Not hard. Just enough for Robin to smile behind her book and for Sanji to swear vengeance.
You pretended not to notice.
He pretended he hadn’t been watching.
Neither of you fooled anyone.
Later that night, you tied your hair up with a cute little green bandana.
It wasn’t for him. Of course not. You just liked it off your neck. Practical. Clean. Efficient.
It had nothing to do with the fact that Zoro had looked at you like you’d personally cursed his bloodline the last time you did it.
You felt the weight of his gaze halfway through dinner. Across the table, between Luffy’s fifth plate and Sanji’s lecture about chewing, Zoro was still chewing too. Only not on food. On you.
He did not speak. He did not blink.
He just stared like your new style had offended him.
When dinner ended and the others filtered out, you lingered by the railing, watching the moonlight catch on the waves. The sea smelled like citrus and salt, and the warm breeze tugged at the loose strands around your ears.
Footsteps approached.
You didn’t turn.
He came up beside you, close but not touching. The quiet stretched out, filled with sea sounds and the faint laughter of the others below.
“You’re wearing my shit again,” he said finally.
“I am.”
Silence again.
You could feel it building. That same heat from earlier. That sharp little thing that snapped between you whenever one of you pushed too far.
Zoro reached out.
His fingers brushed the base of your neck, then slid up, gentle but sure. You felt the shift before you heard it. The soft rustle as he gathered your hair into his hand.
Then he tugged.
Not hard. Just enough to make your breath catch. Just enough to make your body turn to face him.
You were close. Too close. Close enough to see the serious tilt of his brows and the flicker of something softer underneath.
“I wasn’t staring at your ass,” he said. “I was looking at your face.”
You blinked.
“Liar.”
“Shut up,” he said.
And then he kissed you.
Firm. Focused. Like everything he did. A little rough around the edges, but real. His hand was still in your hair, anchoring you, holding you steady while his mouth moved against yours with slow, heated intent.
He kissed you like he meant it. Like he had been meaning to do it for a while.
You melted into it. You couldn’t help it.
When he finally pulled back, he looked at you for a long moment. You could still feel the shape of his mouth on yours. Still feel his hand tangled in your hair.
He let go slowly.
“Next time you talk like that during training,” Zoro said, his voice low and smug, “expect worse.”
You smirked, breathless.
“Good.”
Then you turned and walked away before your knees gave out.
Behind you, Zoro stood there, jaw clenched, trying not to smile.
And failed.