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1. Stuck On You by BookishBetty

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott/Harry Potter
   • Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Astoria Greengrass/Draco Malfoy
   • Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Severus Snape
   • Original Character
   • Fred Weasley
   • George Weasley
   • Ron Weasley
   • Lavender Brown
   • Cormac McLaggen
   • Magical Accidents
   • Curse Breaker Hermione Granger
   • Curse Breaker Draco Malfoy
   • Slow Burn
   • Idiots in Love
   • Eventual Smut
   • Canon Divergence - Post-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
   • Chaotic Theodore Nott
   • Good Lucius Malfoy
   • Meddling House-Elves (Harry Potter)
   • Astoria Greengrass Bashing
   • My First Fanfic
   • fred lives because F U Rowling
   • no infidelity... well maybe some unintentional emotional infidelity
   • HEA
   • who knew Lucius and Narcissa were swingers?
   • Hermione has a bit of a David Tennant obsession..as do we all
   • Inappropriate use of Veritaserum
   • Draco trauma bonds with Dinosaurs
   • PBD makes an appearance
   • romcom vibes
   • No Ron Weasley Bashing
   • Comedy
   • Astoria Greengrass is unhinged

   Summary

   COMPLETE
   Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are best friends.
   Absolutely, totally, just best friends.
   They remind themselves (and everyone else) of this fact daily.

   So being magically handcuffed together for thirty days?
   No problem. They’re curse-breaking professionals. They’ve got this.

   …Right?
   Featuring:
   * Chaotic bestie Theodore Nott, agent of anarchy
   * Weekly friendship rules (because boundaries are important)
   * Hermione’s extremely secret hookup
   * Yelling is Hermione and Lucius’ love language
   * Draco’s unfortunate discovery of Muggle porn
   * A wildly unstable bride-to-be with a magazine deal and a tiara the size of Neptune
   * Nothing says best friends like mutual masturbation, as long as there isn't direct eye-contact.
   * And we ponder the eternal question: do all magical massages have a happy ending?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   57,224

   Chapters:

   20/20

   Comments:

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