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Harry and Draco are about to do pay gorn. "Harry, my dearest, owo..... I-i gotta tell you something..." "What is it kittenwhiskers...?" "I-i-i-i'm trans....." "Oh.... I love you either way .... Yk what lets fuck ill get you gtegnant and we will have kids..."
"Y-yes daady Harry my Alpha... Youre so bravee...."

They boomshakalaka until Harry cums 33 times and Dracoke idb prengant with 7 kids.... Or so he thought...

"Draco my omega come hreae....Heh... I have a bit of a secret myself... "Youre trans too...?" "Haha.. no my room temperature cereal bowll..... Im actually the secret RAINBOW dragon... And.. since Ur grepnant..... Ur gonna lay eggs..."

"OMG YESS DADDY HARRY!! I KNEW YOU AERE THE DRAGOM!!!!!!111!1!!!!😘😘😘😘😆🤣🐷😆 "

*Harry poret transoramm into gaymrwg dragon*
"Come with me.... We will raise these children together."

Papa Snape watched all of it shocked. He could not believe it. His mind was circling between Anger, jelousy, and shock. Why couldnt it have been him..? He was standing there, still moved by what just happened. Then, he had heard a familiar voice . It was y/n. She stood there for a second, and then proceeded to say:
"Hey, papa..... I know how hard it can be for you rn.. but.... Im harder. Im harder for you.

*Y/n did Snape for so long, he finally got grepnant.
"Y-y/n..... Dont leave me like this.. please.."
"Im not leaving you. Im going to pee. You alone to name the child."
(In his mind🤪🤪🤪)"Childe...? That's a good name..."

Both Snape and Draco birth at the same time.
Y/n left for milk, and Snape was the alone papa he always desired to be. Unfortunaly, his child turned out to be ginger. He gave it to Harry as an apology gify for his selfishness. Harry threw it out to russia.

Malfoy died a week later

The end

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The ginger child got raised in a toxic family in russia...... He couldnt believe how his own father.... The one who have birth to him betraed him like this.

It took him ttwonty yersz to get to papa Snape. After mafloy deid, Harry styles hooked up with papa milf. He got both of thejm dregmant and killed them then daddy shlongli showed up and they give birth to phainon khaslana. "Sholnglimm... My dad leftd me.... And my mom too..... Im do sadge...." "Dont worry mu omega..... I can protecy-" he got cut off my a Gay tiny figure show up. Its y/n. "Child..... Iits true... I left u..... But...... I had......... A ..........good......reason for it........ Im......
THE LOST LESBIAN PRINCESS!!!1!!! I only got snake pregnajt cuz he had lonk hair and i thought he was a grill ...... "It ok mama i forgove you, this is my huband and child btw"
"I also have a wife a children!! Here is my babe - shuichi saihara! And my child - mydih. Our children look so good together!!!" "That's a Man"-said jhonn Lee.

Y/n was later found dead inside shuichis home. She krilled herself.... 👣

Thje ent

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Mydeu and phainon were related. ........They did the boomshakalaka....... Mudei prwgmamt........ He borhed....... Kiana khaslana..... They didnt care for their origins...... They got married and cock ichy - shit ichi's new husband was their priest. They lives happily ever after, having pay gorn every day!! Muidei was the omega, and pianon was the Alpha<3 they did od to much, they ENDED up with with 4 kids afterwards:
Madoka vacica, Sans undertal , Ivan alien stage ,and dark acacao coochie. And they got a pet- jinguan.

The moral of this inpiring amazing gorgeus diva story is - never krill yourself<3

Should i see a therapist