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***-***-**** made a group chat.
***-***-**** added ***-***-****, ***-***-****, ***-***-****, ***-***-****, ***-***-****
***-***-**** renamed themselves to Charlie M.
Charlie M. Renamed multiple people.
Charlie M.: Hi, everyone! I made a group chat for everyone here at the hotel for updates, reminders and so we can always stay connected even when we're not together!!!!
Vaggie: Honey. isn't the exact group chat i told you not to make
Angel: OH THIS IS PERFECT TOOTS
Angel renamed themselves to Spider Daddy
Vaggie: that's why
Charlie M.: I know, but I felt like this would be perfect for everyone and a great way to learn to cooperate with each other!!!!!
Vaggie: i mean if you really think it will work than i guess i support it
Charlie M.: Awwww, thank you!!!!!
Spider Daddy: ewwwww can yall be gay somewhere else???
Husk: shut it legs i KNOW you can't be talking
Spider Daddy: does that imply you listen when I talk???
Husk: 🖕🏿
Charlie M.: FIRST TEACHING MOMENT!!!!!! Husk, can we refrain from using offensive hand gestures when talking with our friends? Why don't you apologize to Angel?
Spider Daddy: yeah kitty come on. apologize
Husk: im not apologizing to that! im not even in the redemption program!
Charlie M.: Even if you're not Husk it's my job to make sure everyone improves themselves. Remember, it starts with sorry!!!!!!
Vaggie: apologize or I'm locking the liquor cabinet
Husk:...
Vaggie: already got the locks
Husk: fine. Sorry dust
Charlie M.: for???
Husk: using a offensive hand gesture towards you
Charlie M.: Good job Husk!!!! See we're learning!!!!!
Lucifer: Your doing great honey 👍🏻
Charlie M.: Awww thanks dad!!!!!
Spider Daddy: ok ts is getting boring
Spider Daddy: charlie qould you be so kind as to give me admin???
Charlie M.: What do you need it for?????
Spider Daddy: well i have some ideas for this wonderful group chat
Spider Daddy: ideas that could help us to bond
Spider Daddy: and better ourselves and all that stuff
Vaggie: Charlie do NOT believe him. he's lying!
Spider Daddy: i am offended you think i would go so low as to lie to the very founder of this beautiful rehabilitation program!
Vaggie: He's using a lot of words. He's lying.
Charlie M.: Well, Angel, I do appreciate any effort shown to help improve everyone, so, sorry Vaggie!!!!!!
Charlie M. gave Spider Daddy admin
Charlie M.: Well, this will definitely end well!!!!!!
Vaggie: 😑
Spider Daddy changed multiple peoples names
Patchy The Lesbian Pirate: WHY.
Spider Daddy: thought it was funny
Patchy The Lesbian Pirate: it's not!
Pinkfluffyunicorns: Angel, I love the name you chose for me!!!!! I think it fits me so well!!!!!!
Patchy The Lesbian Pirate: Charlie. you see what he did to me, HOW ARE WE IGNORING THIS????
Pinkfluffyunicorns: I'm sorry honey but I can't intervene, Angel is in charge of the group chat now. Plus I like your name, it's adorable!!!!!!!
Patchy The Lesbian Pirate: i can't win can i
Kittykat:3: neither of us can
Kittykat:3: Angel change my name right now
Spider Daddy: u know whta fine.
Spider Daddy changed Kittykat:3's name
Myhuskyman: HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER
Myhuskyman: I CALL HARASSMENT
Spider Daddy: and I call you mine
Myhuskyman: you cringey 8 legged mother f***er
Myhuskyman: why the f*** did it censor me
Myhuskyman: WHAT THE F*** IS THIS??
Pinkfluffyunicorns: Oh, I just remembered I did that!!!! Any vulgar or inappropriate language is automatically censored!!!!!
Myhuskyman: AND HOW IS SPIDER DADDY APPROPRIATE????
Pinkfluffyunicorns: Well, obviously, Angel's just referring to himself as a dad because he feels like we're all family!!!!!!
Spider Daddy: yeah husky what charlie said
Myhuskyman: ...im too sober for this s***
Spider Daddy: c***
Spider Daddy: b****
Spider Daddy: P**** d*** a** c******** w**** c*** t*** w**** g*** p*** t*** b****** m*****
Spider Daddy: m*********** c********* d******** j******* a****** s******* c*********** f****** c*** d*** b*** h***
Spider Daddy: charlie
Pinkfluffyunicorns: Yes??????
Spider Daddy: how do i turn this off
Duck Stepdaddy: Ok so I get the duck part
Duck Stepdaddy: But why am I stepdaddy
Spider Daddy: because there can only be one daddy and i am him
Duck Stepdaddy: Charlotte.
Duck Stepdaddy: Charlie.
Duck Stepdaddy: Char char.
Duck Stepdaddy: I don't wanna say that your not doing well
Spider Daddy changed the group chat name to Daddy's Little Sinners
Duck Stepdaddy: Burn this group chat