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November 1, 2018.
Dear Diary,
Yaga gave me this Diary a couple of weeks ago. He said it would be good for me to write about my daily life.
Sorry if my handwriting is not pretty, my paws are big, and this pen is too small.
I thought today was the best day to start writing, because Yuta came back from Africa, and this time he came to stay.
We were all excited, and we prepared a small welcome party for him. Maki bought decorations, and I helped decorate. We also invited the first years, who only came to eat. Toge cooked, he made salted cabbage and rice balls. I don't need to eat, but Toge always makes some extra rice balls for me, and he makes sure I eat them. I don't complain because they are delicious.
Where was I?
Yes! Yuta.
Gojo picked Yuta up from the airport and dropped him off in the common room.
Yuta is taller than I remember, his eye bags are the same, his hair is longer, and he is definitely stronger and bulkier. I could tell because when he gave me a hug, I could feel solid muscles under my paws.
Anyway, he gave us all hugs. But when he hugged Toge, he picked him up and gave him the longest hug.
I think he hugged him too tightly because when he let Toge go, Toge was blushing and super red in the face. After that, he would get red every time he looked at Yuta. I think this redness in the face is contagious because Yuta also blushed every time he looked at Toge.
I'm glad that I'm immune to this mysterious blushing illness because I'm a Panda.
November 26, 2018.
Dear Diary,
I think this mysterious blushing illness is getting worse, but only for Toge, his blushing peaks when Yuta stands too close to him.
Yuta doesn't know he is making Toge's symptoms worse, because he is always pairing with him for hand-to-hand combat training or staying late studying in Toge's dorm room.
They think I don't notice they are sick because I'm a Panda.
December 10, 2018
Dear Diary,
The mystery illness is spreading rapidly across the campus. Maki and Nobara have it for sure. Fushiguro and Yuuji are starting to show symptoms.
I don't know what's going to happen, but I hope they get better soon.
I'll keep you posted.
December 19, 2018
Dear Diary,
Today Toge really did it. As of now, he's hiding in his bedroom. In the morning, he got all of Maki's cursed tools and scattered them all over campus.
They are in plain view, though; in the gym, in the middle of the track, on the trunk of some trees, but they were easy to get, I promise. She just had to walk for an hour all around campus to do it.
I can't concentrate on my writing right now, because of the loud banging on my door. I'm afraid Maki is really going to break it. I barricaded the door and told her I have the Panda Animal Wellness Welfare Protection Agency Society on speed dial. She doesn't care, she's mad because I helped Toge.
If anything happens to me, an innocent Panda, please know that it was MAKI.
March 1, 2019
Dear Diary,
Today I was looking out my window and saw Toge watering the plants. Everything was fine and dandy until Yuta came and started saying something.
I couldn't hear, so I jumped out and hid behind some bushes so I could hear better. I swear on my Panda heart that I wasn't eavesdropping, I was just curious.
Well, apparently Toge couldn't hear either because Yuta was speaking so softly, almost whispering.
After repeating himself two times, he yelled: “INUMAKI-KUN, I LIKE YOU! WOULD YOU GO ON A DATE WITH ME?"
What if I tell you all hell broke loose?
Toge dropped the hose that was still on, and it started wiggling, twisting, and turning, spraying everybody with water.
I had to come out of my hiding place and ran away, leaving them to deal with that mess.
March 11, 2019
Dear Diary,
I'm not a doctor, but I think everyone is cured of the mysterious illness.
They just needed to go out on dates.
After Toge and Yuta went out on their date, they walk around campus holding hands and that keeps the furious blushing at bay. There's only a pink dusting on their cheeks now.
Well, actually, sometimes they come out of their dorms all red and flushed.
But I don't know anything about that because I'm a Panda.
I'll keep you posted. 🐼