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Phighting Seashot sad story 😢😢😢😢

Summary:

This is a shitpost I made based off a convo I had with my friends .

Notes:

THIS IS A SHITPOST DO NOT TAKE THIS SRSLY , I ALSO DO NOT KNOW HOW TO WRITE FANFICS SO THIS IS GONNA BE ASS .

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Thieves' Den was bustling with life this day , the plants seemed to dance as the wind blew through them . The lake was full of life ; the SharkBite coils SharkBited , The Vinesplashes splashed their vines and the Sh*rifins frolicked in the water fields .

A little Seashot emerged from under the water , she pulled herself up and plopped down on their back onto the warm grass ' blubblub blub ' they blubbed out exhaustedly .

' bblub '

Seashot panted , he had just spent the last hours unsuccessfully hunting for fish ' blub .. blub ' rolling over onto their stomach .

She closed her eyes trying to catch a break , Seashot ended up falling asleep due to exhaustion .

who knows how long Seashot had been laying their for , by the time he woke up and rolled back over they had been fully dried off from the boiling sun .

They sat up only to be blinded by the boiling sun , they moved over to be back in the shade .

She grumbled as they blubbed ' .. bblub blub blub ... ' annoyed .

A subtle noise could be herd over the grassy cliffs , Seashot looked around at his connections only to see that all of them had vanished . ' blub blub .. ' they had probably all gone home at this point .

His eyes darted around , looking for the source ' blubblub ... ! '

' CAW CAW ' Could be heard overhead .

Seashot dunked into the lake for protection , sticking her head out to be on guard .

The Caws of Caws only got louder ' CAW CAW ' .

Seashot splashed the water around them and hissed out a blub , trying to scare the threat away ' BLUB .. BLUBB !!!! ' .

A large shadow began to hover over Seashot in contrast to the bright sun , before she could react a giant bird picked him up by the head with its talons and swept him away .

' CAW CAW ' The bird said as it flew .

' BLUBBLLBUBLBUBLBBUBBLUBBLUB ..!!)@)#2311!1!!!! ' Seashot screeched while flailing around trying to escape .

Seashot was never seen again .