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Myunggi walked alongside Namgyu as the drug addict swung his arms around, practically skipping as the pair went through hallways, searching for more hiders. Though Myunggi knew in the back of his mind that finding Junhee was a priority, considering she was at risk of being killed, he couldn’t help but stick around Namgyu for just a bit longer. Just to get the prize money up.
It would help them all, would it not?
Suddenly, something caught Myunggi’s eye, pulling him away from deep thought. It was a seeker, specifically a tall person leaning into a door, as if talking to someone. It was perfect — Myunggi quickly rushed behind them, ignoring Namgyu who was probably dancing or picking his nose or something.
Then, Myunggi paused. He recognized that hider, it was the same woman who was always around Junhee. What was it — 120 or something… He stood behind her, before finally speaking up.
“Is Junhee in here?” Myunggi asked as she turned around rapidly, started as she raised her fists. Myunggi raised her his hands in surrender, not trying to pick another fight. Hyunju paused, glancing at him for a moment before realizing that this was the man Junhee kept talking about — the ‘friend’.
“Yes but there’s been an… incident.” Hyunju replied as she slowly opened the door. Myunggi stared with his eyes wide open as his gaze met Junhee who had the cloth of her jacket in her mouth, desperately pushing out her damn baby. Their baby.
“Oh my god—“ Myunggi swallowed, rushing toward Junhee while the older lady kept helping her through the delivery. Junhee didn’t say a word, probably because she was muffled by the jacket, but she didn’t protest Myunggi’s presence for once. Probably because he kept his promise for once…
“Hey my boy did you find any other…” Namgyu trailed off, staring at the scene in front of him as Myunggi groaned, glancing back at the addict.
“CAN YOU LEAVE?”
“Amazing Myunggi…” Namgyu began, his voice getting all whiny as he sat down next to Myunggi and Geumja, completely uninvited while Hyunju guarded the door. “You didn’t tell me your boyfriend was pregnant 🥹”
“She’s a girl…” Myunggi stated in annoyed tone. Junhee only kept screaming into the cloth as she kept pushing. This was really stressing her out, but nobody had the balls to tell Namgyu to leave when he was waving the knife around and totally dick riding Myunggi.
“YOU GOT THIS!!! PUSH YOU BITCH—“ Namgyu yelled in somewhat encouragement. His misogyny made it really hard to tell if he was saying bitch in a derogatory way or in a “yessss u slayed bitch cunt” gay type of way .
However, his odd words of encouragement helped as Junhee gave one last push so strong the baby flew all the way out and into the floor across the room.
“Strong ass uterus bro.”
“Can you leave?” Myunggi retorted.
“MYUNGGI. Don’t be rude, he helped me deliver our baby.” Junhee interrupted. She didn’t like it when Myunggi was being a bitch, which was all the time. Geumja picked up the baby from the floor, swaddling it with the tracksuit jacket and ignoring the birth canal fluids.
“What are you gonna name it?” Namgyu asked, staring at Junhee.
“Idk”
“Ok”
“Can I hold the baby?” Namgyu asked
“Ok” Junhee replied as Geumja handed him the baby. He had never held a baby right now, but honestly he was on so much drugs that he wasn’t even sure what he was looking at — its face was way too blurry.
“Babe don’t give him the baby…he’s crazy…”
Bw
“Don’t call me babe.”
“Is it hungry?” Namgyu interrupted
“Idk probably” Geumja said “ima go look for my son now come hyunju” Hyunju nodded and they left because they want yongsik.
“I think ur hungry babbyyyyyyyyyy” namgyu said, cooing at the baby while myunggi rolled his eyes. He was sooo breaking up with Namgyu after this — especially since he got his beautiful girlfriend Junhee back. Even if she was still bowing him off. So Myunggi tried talking to Junhee further, captivating her entire attention.
Meanwhile, Namgyu tried feeding the baby the only way he knew how. He dug into the opening of the cross necklace, and took out a pill. “Oooohh ur so hungry 😊😊😊😊 come fat cgi baby eat it” Namgyu waived the pill in the air, before giving it to the baby. It didn’t have to chew because the pill dissolves and stuff.
“MgCoin, pregnant chick, I fed the baby.”
“Ew don’t breastfeeed it disgusting” Myunggi retorted
“Boy no” namgyu scoffed, tossing the baby back to Junhee while staring at Myunggi “I gave it a pill”
Myunggi stared in horror as Namgyu admitted to giving the baby a damn pill. Junhee looked confused, before realizing the implications
“WHAT THE FUCK IS WRING WITH YOU?” She screamed, clutching onto her baby “MYUNGGI TAKE YOUR BOYTOY AWAY!!”
“He’s not my—“ Myunggi stated, glaring at Namgyu. Well there goes his only shot at getting Junhee back. Ur suddenly, the baby died or something who knows, and the loudspeaker yelled “player 222.5 eliminated”
Myunggi stared to the ceiling, processing what he just heard. If the baby was a player, that means they just got even more money… which means Namgyu got myunggi more money 🥹
“Man fuck that baby” Myunggi yelled, turning away from Junhee and coming up to Namgyu to give him a harsh wet sloppy kiss on the lips which he soon regretted because the addicts lips were super duper chapped but whatever “I love you Namgyu, let’s go.”
“Uuuhh ok amazing Myunggi 😊” namgyu replied, not knowing what the fuck just happened, but he was glad someone was finally appreciating how amazing Namgyu was. They skipped happily away to another room to start fuckin ir something, while hyunju and geumja wre still outside looking for yongsik, and junhee was stuck here with her dead baby.
“I’m Gina kill myself”
