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2025-08-08
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silly forsaken chatfic

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Summary:

yea this is a silly forsaken chatfic

USERS!!!
Two time / @TaylorMoon-Snake (thats their real name in this au)
Noob/ @iwannaseeudance
Chance/@gamblin!!!
Elliot /@PEEZA
Shedletsky / @telaphone
Builderman / @thebonusgiver (iykyk)
Dusekkar/@Harrypotterripoff
Taph: /@BOOM
Veeronica / @iwant2beamachine
007n7/ @haxxerz
Noli/@WILLIAMAFTON
Guest1337/@bacontrauma
118o8: @SCREAM4MYICECREAM
Bluu: @profgamer
226w6: @whatshoestheygotontheircasket
Pr3ty: @IMAPRETTYPRINCESS
Slasher: @guestsptsd
1x: @1SHEDHATER
c00l: @COOLESTKIDD
Jason: @mommyissues

Notes:

OMG WE GOT 2000 HITS THANK YOU GUYS SM ILYSM

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: the beginimging

Chapter Text

im too lazy to do an intro just imagine a box of phones just drops randomly

~Survivors~

Elliot: @everyone
Two Time: are we just going ignore that we already have this gc in our devices prior to anyone having these?
Chance: Holy paragraph

Taph: Well atleast i can talk normally without needing translations
007n7: Twosies is right though, shoudnt we look into these devices more?
Dusekkar: its obvious someone handled these before bestowing this upon us.
Chance: lets figure out whose user is who tho
Guest1337: as if alot of them werent already obvious
Taph: who the hell is @thebonusgiver ???
Shedletsky: ...
Builderman: i think you pinged me..
Shedletsky: WTH WHY IS UR USER THAT I THOUGHT WE WOULDNT SPEAK OF THAT
Dusekkar: DONT REMIND ME OF THAT
Two time: im deeply concerned.
Noob: we all are, hon.
Chance: can you two not flirt in the gc please
007n7: WTH WHY IS NOLI HERE
Noli: hello bbg @haxxerz
-> Chance: can you two not flirt in the gc please
Two time: We'll try not to!
Elliot: n7, did you add noli here?
007n7: I SWEAR I DIDNT
Noli: i hacked myself here to see mah bbg
Noob: can you two atleast flirt in dms???
Noli: UGH fine
Veeronica: whos @TaylorMoon-Snake
Two time: thats me
Chance: yo Two, I gotta tell u sum in dms rq
Two Time: Understood!

CHANCE + TWO TIME DMS

What is it you wanted to tell me?


My moms lastname is also moonsnake


...


what?


chance... i kept my bio mom's lastname


THATMEANS WERE R SIBLING???


Well now i can officially call u lil bro


F*CK.

~Survivors~

Chance: uhh me and two time are siblings ig
Dusekkar: what the f*ck.
Veeronica: ehh i lowk expected that
->Veeronica: ehh i lowk expected that
Taph: same, they have the same laugh
->Chance: uhh me and two time are siblings ig
Elliot: Whos the older one??
->Elliot: Whos the older one??
Two time: im 3 years older than him.
Noob: <3
Chance: didnt i tell you to not flirt in the gc
Noob: vro its just a heart
-> Two time: im 3 years older than him.
Guest1337: YOURE 26??
Guest1337: I LOWKEY THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE 19??
->Guest1337: I LOWKEY THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE 19??
Two time: damn.
-> Taph: same, they have the same laugh
Two time: also, no we do not.
->Taph: who the hell is @thebonusgiver ???
Noob: can we go back to talking abt how builderman is @thebonusgiver???
Builderman: yeehaw
Shedletsky: ...
Shedletsky: Bet
@thebonusgiver has muted @telaphone for 10 minutes.
Noob: telaphone is a wild name
Noob: back to the users...
Noob: whose @bacontrauma??
Guest1337: ME BUT ISTG I DIDNT NOT PUT THAT AS MY NAME
Chance: ok at this point the rest r obvious.
Builderman: Shed says he's going to the dock
Chance: kk

lil goofy part where shedletsky gets wet and then builder gets pranked by two time

Shedletsky walked over to the dock just to chill for a bit, well that what he wanted. Two time liked swimming in the salty lakewater to calm down. It was almost like a sense of meditation for them. two time had heard shedletskies loud a*s footsteps on the dock, and decided to make this a little fun.. so they made a bubbling noise under the water to steer shedletskies attention towards them, then at the perfect time, they splashed water al over shedletsky. "BOO!!!" Shouted two time, scaring the life out of shedletsky "DUDE WHAT THE F*CK" Shouted shedletsky back trying to regain his vision. sweeping his curly hair out of the way. two time snickered, trying to hide their smile under their hair (Two has long hair in this) "I GOT YOU SOO GOOD!!!!!" said two time after shedletsky regained his vision. builderman then went to go check on shedletsky after hear all the shouting (old man going to check on his yaoi malewife /j ) two time quickly went back underwater under the dock, they then thought of a good idea, grabbing a nearby fish and clutching it with their hands, over the water, shedletsky was trying to tell builderman that two time came out of the water and splasged them ,but builderman wasnt convinced at all. two time then resurfaced and without being noticed by either of the admins, tosses the fish square at builderman's face "HEADSHOT BABY!" two time said after seeing the fish snipe builderman in the head.

Chapter 2: welcome folks! ready for some giggles?

Summary:

users are the same
QUICK HC:
everyone in the cabin shares a room w one other person
ex.
Noob + Two time share a cabin room dusekkar and taph share one builderman and shedletsky, etc etc

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

 

 

   ~Survivors~

2:25

Chance: @TaylorMoon-Snake

Chance: @TaylorMoon-Snake

Chance: @TaylorMoon-Snake

Chance: @TaylorMoon-Snake

Chance: @TaylorMoon-Snake

Chance: @TaylorMoon-Snake

Two time: what on spawn do you want.

Two time: its 2am.

Two time: Noob is still sleeping.

Chance: 007n7 left his phone in the lobby 

Two time: And??

Chance: LEMME FINISH

Chance: he left his phone unlocked

Chance: i was curious, y'know? so i checked his dms w noli

Two time: I swear to spawn if this is going where i think it is

Chance: n7 sent a photo of two minecraft beds next to eachother and there was text on the photo saying 

Chance: "cmere bbg"

Two time: WHAT

Chance: IT GETS WILDER

Chance: Noli then sent back a photo of guest and his family and said

Chance: "why cant this be us and coolkidd"

Two time: SEND SCREENSHOTS VRO

Chance: BET

Chance sent 3 photos

Two time: LOL

Chance: EVERYONES GONNA GO WILD WHEN THEY SEE THIS

Two time: REAL

Two time: what were you doing the the lobby in the middle of the night though?

Two time: js askin

Chance: i wanted waffles 

Two time: damn 

6:37

Elliot: I just woke up why is there 33 notifications.

Two time: SCROLL UP

Elliot: LMAO WHAT

Chance: IKR??

Elliot: IM GIGGLING

Elliot: IM PINGING EVERYONE 

Elliot: @everyone

Elliot: @everyone

Guest1337: what is happening 

Two time: SCROLL UP

Guest1337: why?

Two time: JUST DO IT BRO

Noob: @haxxerz @WILLIAMAFTON you two got some explaining to do.

Noli: Wh4+ (what)

Noli: WH0 L34K3D MY DM5 W1TH 7N7?? (WHO LEAKED MY DMS WITH 7N7??)

Noli: 1 W1LL T4RG3T U N3XT R0UND @gamblin!!! ( I WILL TARGET YOU NEXT ROUND)

Chance: IM SORRY I HAD TO MAN

007n7: oh hell nah twin 

Shedletsky: @thebonusgiver BUILDSY WAKE UP U GOTTA SEE TS

Dusekkar: your bonus with builderman core:

Shedletsky: DAMN I FORGOT YOU KNEW ABT THAT

Shedletsky: SYBAU

Noob: S:Shut Y:Your B:Bonus A:Afflicting U:Up

Chance: no its S:Shut Y:Your B:BFDI A:Announcer U:Up

->Dusekkar: your bonus with builderman core: 

Builderman: nah this is worse

Builderman: nah this is worse

Dusekkar: the bonus incident was worse 

Taph: wth are you guys talking abt

Shedletsky: YOU DONT WANNA KNOW

Two time: this is worse than the time i found out hello kitty has a boyfriend

Chance: HELLO KITTY HAS A BOYFRIEND?

Two time: SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND 

Guest1337: ISNT HELLO KITTY LIKE 4?

Two time: YEAH

Noob: this went from 7n7's and nolis dms to shedletskys apparent 'bonus' to hello kitty having a bf

Chance: sure did.

Taph: I think hello kitty having a bf is the least of our concerns rn

->Taph: I think hello kitty having a bf is the least of our concerns rn 

Elliot: i disagree 

Shedletsky: i vote on changing the topic

Two time: SHEDLETSKY YOU F*CKED BUILDERMAN??? FOR A BONUS???

Shedletsky: HOW TF DID YOU KNOW THAT

Two time: @thebonusgiver DIDNT YOU RUN OVER 3 PEOPLE ALSO?

Builderman: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS INFORMATION?

->Builderman: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS INFORMATION?

Shedletsky: IM CONCERNED BY THE FACT ITS ALL TRUE

->Builderman: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS INFORMATION?

Two time: Shedletsky's twitter page 

Shedletsky: F*CK I FORGOT I POSTED ALLAT

->Two time: @thebonusgiver DIDNT YOU RUN OVER 3 PEOPLE ALSO?

Chance: DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER ahh builderman

Elliot: CLOCK THAT TEA TWO TIME 

007n7: imagine getting clocked by the newbie's cultist partner

->007n7: imagine getting clocked by the newbie's cultist partner

Two time: please dont call me that ever again.

007n7: oki

Notes:

LIL HC TIME
Twotime: biologically female, decided to be an enby at 10 when they join their cult, has a adoptive mom that later married their stepmom when two time was 16 , Two has 2 sibling, both adoptive. they are also the oldest out of their 2 other adoptive siblings, including chance, they are still the oldest. also prolly has adhd
Shedletsky, chance and taph are all likely autistic.
chance also prolly has adhd like two.

Chapter 3: top 5 reasons why shedletsky should NOT get lit ever again (Welcome folks! ready for some c0c@1n3??)

Summary:

shedletsky gets high asf and then tweaks tf out during a round
aka creation of h3r01n3 /IM JOKING

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

~Survivors~

7:14

Noli: Wh0 th3 h3ll t00k j@50n5 w33d 5t@5h (who the hell took jasons weed stash)

Two time: i suppose it was Shedletsky, he sounds like a spawn-damn zombie, we are only 2 rooms away from Shedletsky and Builderman's room.

Noob: also note that he sounds like he's coughing his lungs out every 2 seconds

Chance: Me and elli hear it, we're right across  from you two

Noli: WHY TF W0ULD Y0U D0 TH4T??? 

Noli: @telaphone @thebonusgiver

Builderman: why tf are you pinging me i didnt do shizz

Noli: BR0 J450N5 TW34K1NG TF 0UT 

->Builderman: why tf are you pinging me i didnt do shizz 

Noli: aint u his bf

Builderman: NO

Two time: more like wife number 3 

Chance: YUH U GET EM OLDER SIB

Noob: DAMN

Elliot: CLOCK THAT TEA TWOSIES

Dusekkar: uh guys a round is starting soon, im concerned whats going to happened

Elliot: i wanna see how this plays out lowk

Elliot: all sh*ts n giggles til shed actually gets killed

Two time: Welcome folks! Ready for some giggles?

Chance: LOL

[this rounds killer is]

1x1x1x1

~five nights at the skibidis~ (gc w chance, noob, two, elli and veeronica)

Chance: Creation of h3r01n3 ahh

Noob: CRAZY

Veeronica: i js got back from recharging wth am i looking at

Two time: Shed got lit

Noob: Shed- lit-sky

Veeronica: LOL

Veeronica: wth why is shed flopping around like a fish dawg

Two time: YOUR A TV RECORD TS

Veeronica: OKK

Elliot: NOW HE'S CARTWHEELING 

Chance: INFRONT OF HIS DAUGHTER LMAO

Noob: IM SOBBING WHAT

Two time: Bro stunned the killer without his slash

Veeronica: PFFT

~Survivors~

Noli: DAWG WHAT WAS THAT ROUND 

Shedletsky: fldiuaaihbisahiasb

Chance: wtf

007n7: ima change the gc name rq

@haxxerz has changed the gc's name to game of phones

~Game of phones~

Elliot: LMAO THATS AMAZING

007n7: Thanks!

 

Notes:

thank you to everyone whos supporting me while im writing this fic, its also my first fic! and if you like this one check out my others! i post atleast once a week!

Chapter 4: idfk

Summary:

some angst + THE KILLERS FINALLY GET ADDED

Chapter Text

 

~Game of phones~

 

Builderman added 1x, Slasher, and 4 other users

Slasher: What is this

1x: h3y d4d

Shedletsky: Builder why the fuck did you add my daughter

1x: THE B3TT3R QU35TION 1S WH4T TH3 FUCK W3R3 YOU ON Y3ST3RDAY

Two time: I think he stole jason's weed stash or sum

Slasher: NO WONDER HES FUCKING TWEAKING 

Elliot: wait whos even roomed with jason

Slasher: ME

Elliot: OH

Pr3ty: EW IM IN A CHAT WITH THE EMO CULTIST??

Noob: fuck you pr3ty im not going to your tea parties anymore

Two time: DID YOU HAVE TO ADD HER??

Veeronica: ngl im w twosies on this SHE ALMOST SPILLED HER TEA ON ME ONCE


007n7: WAIT I GOT AN IDEA RQ

007n7 added 118o8 and 226w6

Bluu: MOM!!!!!

118o8: BLUU!!!!!

Two time: I wish that was me and Amarah.. 

Chance: who 

Two time: did i not tell you guys who Amarah was?

Cool: ya who amara

Two time: ok uh.. its kinda a violent story but ig ill tell yall

Two time: So when i joined the cult, the leader, who was Amarah, took care of me for a while.

Two time: one day.. Amarah did something to me i wished to never speak of.

Two time: Amarah tricked me into killing Azure for a second life

Two time: and them fucking killed himself

007n7: HUH

Chance: that was uncalled for

Two time: HIS SUICIDE NOTE WAS ON THE FRIDGE WITH A FUCKING COOKIE MONSTER MAGNET

Two time: "Two time (and partly azure) 's fault

Two time: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO HIM 

007n7: OH

Chapter 5: everyone has a little debate

Summary:

debates

Chapter Text

 

~Game of phones~

Chance: hey guys do you think two time has a pocket or a rocket

Elliot: wdym

Shedletsky: He's asking if we think two has a d*ck or a poosay

Elliot: OHH

Elliot: Then my bets on poosay

Shedletsky: Im betting on d*ck

Taph: me too

Chance: Im with elli, they seem like they have a poosay

Noob: wth why are you guys talking about this

Taph: Noob you prolly already know youre not in this conversation

Elliot: CRAZY

Chance: @everyone what abt yall

1x: p*55y

Slasher: me and jason are going d*ck

Pr3ty: what?

Bluu: I WANNA BE INCLUDED IM GOING POOSAY

c00l: wat ar u gys talkin abut??

Veeronica: @IMAPRETTYPRINCESS @COOLESTKIDD you two arent included

226w6: i wanna be included

007n7: im betting p*ssy

118o8: same here

Noli: B0th

Chance: FYM BOTH??

Noli: 1'm b3tting th3y h4v3 b0th

Two time: what on spawn is happening

Two time: WHY ARE YOU GUYS BETTING ON THIS

Shedletsky: oh sh*t

Chance: WE NEED TO KNOW

Two time: why tf do you wanna know that??

 

Chapter 6: NOOBTIME/ROOKIE RESPAWN CHAPTER!

Summary:

Noob somehow got a child and now noob and two time are parenting it

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

~Game of phones~

Shedletsky: @iwannaseeudance @Taylor-Moonsnake can y'all stfu and stop arguing 
Two time: ?? 
Noob: we ain't arguing wdym
Elliot: then who TF is?  

007n7: i recognize my sons voice but not the other

Shedletsky: I thought it was u two bc it was comin from your room

Two time: oh

Two time: we aren't in our room right now

Noob: me and twosies are in the kitchen rn I could go check it out

Elliot: nah we're right across chance is gonna do it

Chance: who tf is this

Chance: DID YALL FUCK WHY IS THERE A CHILD IN HERE I DON'T REMEMBER HAVING A FOURTH CHILD IN THIS PLACE

Two time: WE CAN EXPLAIN

Elliot: so we lost the bet? 

Two time: no

Veeronica: then if both of y'all have poosays then how tf did y'all make a child

Two time: 😐

Veeronica: OH YOU GUYS ADOPTED??? 

Noob: you are slow at realization for a tv

Chance: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?? 

Two time: we were afraid you guys wouldn't approve

Chance: sista IN WHAT UNIVERSE WOULD YOU THINK WE WOULDN'T??

007n7: what's it's name?? 

Noob: Cherri 

Noob: Two time thought of it

Chance: I expected Twosies to name it sum like Spawnie😭

Pr3ty: Cherri is my friend now! 

Pr3ty: oh wait she's Two times daughter... 

Pr3ty: ehh for having such an amazing daughter you're unbanned from my tea parties! 

Two time: oh yay

Elliot: how did you even find the child?? 

2x2: I helped them out

Elliot: how

2x2: her parent was a bad person and she killer cherri in the real world, so she ended up here for some reason 

007n7: holy shit

Elliot: WAIT THAT MEANS ME ND CHANCE ARE CHERRI'S AUNT AND UNCLE???

Chance: yay

Guest1337: to be totally honest, chance is so uncle coded

007n7: LOL

Notes:

I wrote most of this chapter on my phone it's kinda ass cheeks

Chapter 7: name change! try to guess who they are!

Chapter Text

 

~Game of phones~ 

 

@Spectree has renamed the group to The chamber of secrets

~The chamber of secrets~

Elliot: THE FUCKING SPECTRE THAT I HATE?!?!

 

@TaylorMoon-Snake has changed @Spectree to Spectits 

 

Chance: BAHAHA WHAT 

 

Spectits has changed 16 user's names 

 

Gambler: Ehh its not that bad

 

SingleDadRizz has changed Gambler to Mafioso's bunny

 

Mafioso's bunny: i stand corrected 

Pumpkin SIMP: wtf

Taylor: LOL

Taylor: thats wild

the ONLY straight person here: WHAT IS MY NAME-

Taylor: WAIT WHO R U

the ONLY straight person here: IM GUEST 

Noobie: OOP

Mafioso's bunny: IM FRYING 

i shedletskyed a tear: my names decent ig 

007n7's #1 DIH RIDER: these names r wild

SingleDadRizz: WHAT IS YOUR NAME

whatshoestheygotontheircasket: OK THAT ONES THE WILDEST

whatshoestheygotontheircasket: btw im 226w6

Taylor: My daughter likes having tea parties with yours

whatshoestheygotontheircasket: nice

Shrimp posture has changed 007n7's #1 DIH RIDER to Ravi-noli

Taylor: ok thats more pg thank you bluudud

gremlinfromhell: wait thats bluu??

gremlinfromhell: HAII BLUU :DDD

Shrimp posture: hi

Mafioso's bunny: Young love

Buildershed yaoi reader: th4ts w1ld 

Beaverman: WHAT IS THAT NAME HELLO?!?!

i shedletskyd a tear: PFFT

Buildershed yaoi reader: D4D PL34S3 CH4NG3 MY N4M3

hitbox: please dont its funny 

imafuckingprettyprincess: I agree with Slasher

 

whatshoestheygotontheircasket has changed imafuckingprettyprincess to pinkie pie lookin ahh

 

Noobie: BROSKI WHAT HELLO?!?!

Notes:

LIL HC TIME
Twotime: biologically female, decided to be an enby at 10 when they join their cult, has a adoptive mom that later married their stepmom when two time was 16 , Two has 2 sibling, both adoptive. they are also the oldest out of their 2 other adoptive siblings, including chance, they are still the oldest. also prolly has adhd
Shedletsky, chance and taph are all likely autistic.
chance also prolly has adhd like two.