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It was just a normal summer day, and Steve had just got done with a show. Him and his band decided to head to a local mall to cool off, eat, and shop a bit. Steve decided to go find a food place while the other three went to go get a table. He looked over all the food shops and his eyes caught a very strange sight. At this place that had "meat shakes", he saw a giant cup and a giant box of fries that were floating above the ground. Steve started drooling, that giant cup sounded SO good rn...
He walked over and got the attention of the box of fried while the giant cup was off task in the back. He glanced down at the name tag on the uniform and spoke to this strange creature. "Hey, uh, Frylock.. Is there anyway I could order that drink in the back?" Steve gestured to cup employee in the back, who was currently breaking something. Frylock turned around and extended a fry, grabbing the cup in one swift motion and shoving it into Steve's arms. The cup struggled a lot, he didn't want to be drank after all... "Here! You can have him!" Frylock snapped, turning his back on the both of them to clean up the mess.
Steve struggled to hold the cup, with it squirming and teasing him to let go. He glanced down at the cup he held in his arms, getting ready to put his mouth around the straw. His eyes wandered to the name tag, "Master Shake". Weird name, he thought to himself. He slurped on Shake, confidently getting back to his friends at the table. Steve squished him and the cup into the space between the seat and the table, his bandmates looking at him strangely for sucking on a cup who was clearly alive. Shake immediately noticed the beautiful women who sat at the table, and pretended like he wasn't currently getting his contents sucked out. "hey, bitches, when I beat this guy up would you wanna come back to my place" Kitty and Lynz stared at Shake for a moment, then at each other, and busted out laughing. Jimmy started to chuckle as well, and Steve eventually giggled too.
Shake wasn't embarrassed at all, he didn't care if he got laughed at by the whole world. One day, he thought, he would find a woman who would fuck him. Steve looked down at the cup with thirsty eyes, and sucked harder than he was before. He was drooling all over the entrance and he couldn't help but notice how the cup was looking at him... He was clearly making it enjoyable for both of them, as Shake had shut up for once. He licked more sensually at the edges of the opening. Instead of quenching his thirst, he wanted to please this strange thing... He applied his experience sucking dicks, more accurately, Jimmy's dick. Shake was enjoying it a lot. But he just HAD to open his big, fat, kissable mouth. "I never thought I'd enjoy getting sucked by a guy! This doesn't mean I'm gay though." They continued like that for a while..... Both Steve and Shake in pure bliss while the other three people at the table were absolutely horrified.
The plastic sides of Shake started glowing, it burned hot in Steve's arm yet he kept holding on, he felt a connection to this stupid cup now. He didn't want to let him go. After a few minutes of the cup shining and shaking, he changed into a grown man. Steve, who had closed his eyes because the process was so bright, opened them to find a guy on his lap. He started to grow a boner, of course, because he has a hot ass guy on his lap. Shake turned down to watch Steve's actions, they didn't know each other's names, lives, anything, but... He leaned down and breathed heavily into the guitarist's face, he felt an unusual attraction to this man. He was fat, sweaty, hairy, but so, so charming. That sweet, lustful look in his eyes, the way his breathing heavied. Steve took in the way Snake's eyes matched the desire in his, how the sides of his wolf cut just gently brushed his cheeks. Steve licked his lips before going in for the kiss, reaching one of his hands up to grasp the side of the other's head. Shake leaned harder into the kiss, forcing his tongue into his new lover's mouth. They made out for 10 whole minutes, Lynz pulling out her phone and even timing how long they were kissing. Jimmy and Kitty just sat there, staring, shocked that their friend would just make out with a CUP he just met that passionately.
Unfortunately, Shake and Steve needed to yk breathe so they had to part from each other's lips. Steve ran his hand through Shake's hair, lowering it down to rest on his back. Shake leaned in closer to this strange man he had lustful feelings for now, grinning stupidly. Steve chuckled, his smile was so freaking cute paired with dimples on each side. They watched each other for a while, waiting to see who would speak first. Shake decided to break the silence, not wanting to miss an opportunity with someone who actually wanted him. "So, you wanna take this to your house, fatty?" Steve giggled as he nodded, pulling shake in for another kiss as he responded. "Of course. Got a nice, soundproof hotel room waiting for us."
Ok...the end..... Steve x shake canon...?😳