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It was a very very beautiful day in Crossroads (YOU CAN TRUST ME BRO) and Subpace was waiting peacefully for the next match to start but then........ "WHAT THE FUCK" Subspace looked over at who said that, only to see a very very large creepy lumpy figure. Very very scary. YOu see, this sight frightened the Subspace, he turned around and tried to think about babies pooing their diapers because thats the kind of shit that makes him happy or something/j anyways "t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t---t-t--ttthis cant be i must be dreaming" The Subspace thought. He turned back to look at the figure but to his suprise it was GONE 
. "See I told you i was hallucinating" The Subspace told himself. BUT THEN MEDKIT SPAWNED OUT OF NOWHERE IN FRONT OF HIM WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID THAT HAPPEN I WONDER???????? Subspace looked up, medkit's head was nowhere to be seen, just alot of abs blocking his vision. "WHAT THE FUCKKKKK" Subspace screamed and then started running backwards in a femboy ahh running style like his life depended on it. "BITCH COME BACK" Medkit screeched and started sprinting towards the subspace. Subspace ran until his pants fell off, revealing his juicy ass and died.
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"WHAT THE FUCK-"
Subspace awoke with sweat across his face and body like he just had to shit something and the shit didn't come out.
"it was all just a dream dont worry subby wubby pookie bear....trillong pac meddy isnt real.........."