Name Calling

“I’m the what?! You want to run that by me again Potter?”

“It’s not that hard, Malfoy; I would have thought you’d have gotten it already.”

“I’d rather have you say it to my face.”

“In other words, you don’t get it and you’re just trying to get me to repeat it.”

…

“I know I’m not wrong.”

“Just say it again.”

“Like I said, not that hard: Malfoy Senior is a bastard and Snape is an ass.”

“And then you said something about me; just what does that make me?”

“It should be obvious.”

Growl, “Potter…”

Sigh, “It’s simple, if your father is the bastard and Snape is the ass, then that makes you the bitch.”

Finite