Chapter 1: SCP-096 But It's The Original Article
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Item #: SCP-096
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-096 is to be contained in its cell, a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel cube, at all times. Weekly checks for any cracks or holes are mandatory. There are to be absolutely no video surveillance or optical tools of any kind inside SCP-096's cell. Security personnel will use pre-installed pressure sensors and laser detectors to ensure SCP-096's presence inside the cell.
Any and all photos, video, or recordings of SCP-096's likeness are strictly forbidden without approval from Dr. ███ and O5-█.
Description: SCP-096 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair.
SCP-096's jaw can open to four (4) times the norm of an average human. Other facial features remain similar to an average human, with the exception of the eyes, which are also devoid of pigmentation. It is not yet known whether SCP-096 is blind or not. It shows no signs of any higher brain functions, and is not considered to be sapient.
SCP-096 is normally extremely docile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress. SCP-096 will cover its face with its hands and begin screaming, crying, and babbling incoherently. Approximately one (1) to two (2) minutes after the first viewing, SCP-096 will begin running to the person who viewed its face (who will from this point on be referred to as SCP-096-1).
Documented speeds have varied from thirty-five (35) km/h to ███ km/h, and seems to depend on distance from SCP-096-1. At this point, no known material or method can impede SCP-096's progress. The actual position of SCP-096-1 does not seem to affect SCP-096's response; it seems to have an innate sense of SCP-096-1's location. Note: This reaction does not occur when viewing artistic depictions (see Document 096-1).
Upon arriving at SCP-096-1's location, SCP-096 will proceed to kill and [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-096-1. 100% of cases have left no traces of SCP-096-1. SCP-096 will then sit down for several minutes before regaining its composure and becoming docile once again. It will then attempt to make its way back to its natural habitat, [DATA REDACTED]
Due to the possibility of a mass chain reaction, including breach of Foundation secrecy and large civilian loss of life, retrieval of subject should be considered Alpha priority.
Dr. ███ has also petitioned for immediate termination of SCP-096 (see Interview 096-1). Termination order has been approved, and is to be carried out by Dr. ███ on [DATA REDACTED]. See Incident-096-1-A.
Chapter 2: SCP-096 But It's A Poem
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SCP-096 is the name this horrific mass
And euclid is its object class.
Within a steel cube it is kept
Photos taken, we cannot accept.
Detect it with lasers, and check for cracks
No cameras allowed, so it won't attack.
It's far too tall with arms too long
If you think it should be watched, your certainly wrong.
For looking at it's face will make it cry
You cannot escape, don't even try.
It's unnaturally fast and cannot be slowed
It's really bad to have angered this foe.
Once it has killed you, without a trace
It will return to [REDACTED] where it hides its face.
No matter what, it must be found
Or many will die after hearing screaming sounds.
One man has requested that it be killed
This is a goal we hope to fulfill.
Chapter 3: SCP-096 But I Wrote It From Memory
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Item #: SCP-096
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-096 is to be kept in an airtight steel cube, which is to be checked for cracks weekly. No video surveillance or any other optical tools are to be allowed near the containment chamber.
Description: SCP-096 is a really tall humanoid entity. Its arms are much longer then they should be, and its skin is almost completely devoid of any pigmentation or body hair. Its jaw can open up to four times the norm of an average human, and its eyes are also devoid of pigmentation.
SCP-096 is normally extremely docile, spending most of its day pacing by the wall of its containment unit. However, whenever anybody looks at SCP-096's face, either directly, via video surveillance, or even a photograph, it will enter an enraged state, crying and babbling incoherently into its hands. After a few minutes of this, it will begin to run towards the person who viewed it, who will now be referred to as SCP-096-1. NOTE: this reaction does not occur when viewing artistic depictions.
SCP-096 can run extremely fast when sprinting towards its target. At this time, no known materials or methods can be used to halt SCP-096's project. Upon reaching SCP-096-1's location, SCP-096 will kill and [DATA EXPUNGED] the target, leaving no trace of their corpse. It will then sit down for several minutes to regain its composure before becoming docile once again.
Due to the possibility of a mass chain reaction, including breach of Foundation secrecy and mass civilian loss of life, retrieval of subject is to be considered alpha priority.
NOTE: At least one researcher has petitioned for immediate termination of SCP-096. Order is awaiting approval. Termination order has been approved, and is to be carried out by [REDACTED] on [REDACTED]
Chapter 4: SCP-096 But It's Opposite Day
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Item #: SCP-173
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.
Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
Chapter 5: SCP-096 But It's Opposite Day (Except I Actually Put Work Into It)
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Item #: SCP-096
Object Class: Not Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-096 is to be contained in its cell, a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel cube, under no circumstances. Weekly checks for any cracks or holes are forbidden. There are to be absolutely as many possible video surveillance and optical tools of any kind inside SCP-096's cell. Security personnel will not use pre-installed pressure sensors and laser detectors to ensure SCP-096's presence inside the cell.
Any and all photos, video, or recordings of SCP-096's likeness are strictly welcome, especially without approval from Dr. ███ and O5-█.
Description: SCP-096 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 1 meter in height. Subject shows very much muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting lots of nutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of .01 meters each. Skin has a lot of pigmentation, and way to much body hair.
SCP-096's jaw can open to one fourth (1/4) times the norm of an average human. Other facial features remain different from an average human, with the exception of the eyes, which also are 200% pigmentation. It is not yet known whether SCP-096 is blind or not. It shows all signs of higher brain functions, and is considered to be sapient.
SCP-096 is normally extremely hostile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day screaming by the western wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress. SCP-096 will cover its foot with its hands and begin whispering, laughing, and babbling coherent sentences. Approximately one (1) to two (2) minutes after the first viewing, SCP-096 will begin moving slowly to the person who viewed its face (who will from this point on be referred to as SCP-096-1).
Documented speeds have varied from thirty-five (35) km/h to ███ km/h, and doesn't seem to depend on distance from SCP-096-1. At this point, all known materials and methods can impede SCP-096's progress. The actual position of SCP-096-1 seems to affect SCP-096's response; it seems to never be able to find SCP-096-1's location. Note: This reaction occurs when viewing artistic depictions (please do not see Document 096-1).
Upon arriving at SCP-096-1's location, SCP-096 will proceed to live and [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-096-1. 0% of cases have left no traces of SCP-096-1. SCP-096 will then sit down for several minutes before losing its composure and becoming insane once again. It will then attempt to move away from its natural habitat, [DATA REDACTED]
Due to the possibility of a mass chain reaction, including breach of Foundation secrecy and large civilian loss of death, retrieval of subject should be considered Alpha priority.
Dr. ███ has also petitioned for immediate living of SCP-096 (see Interview 096-1). Termination order has not been approved, and is not to be carried out by Dr. ███ on [DATA REDACTED]. Please do not see Incident-096-1-A.
Chapter 6: SCP-096 But The Author Is Trying To Get You Killed
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Item #: SCP-096
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-096 is to be contained in its cell, a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel cube, at all times. You should look at its face as much as possible to help keep it contained.
Any and all photos, video, or recordings of SCP-096's likeness are strictly allowed without approval from Dr. ███ and O5-█.
Description: SCP-096 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair.
SCP-096's jaw can open to four (4) times the norm of an average human. Other facial features remain similar to an average human, with the exception of the eyes, which are also devoid of pigmentation. It is not yet known whether SCP-096 is blind or not. It shows no signs of any higher brain functions, and is not considered to be sapient.
SCP-096 is normally extremely hostile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day attempting escape by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional calmness. SCP-096 will cover its face with its hands and begin screaming, crying, and babbling incoherently. Approximately one (1) to two (2) minutes after the first viewing, SCP-096 will begin chilling in containment, ignoring everybody.
If SCP-096-1 arrives at SCP-096's location, SCP-096 will proceed to hug and [SOMETHING NICE] SCP-096-1. 100% of cases have left no injuries on SCP-096-1. SCP-096 will then sit down for several minutes before losing its composure and becoming hostile once again. It will then attempt to make its way back to its natural habitat, [DATA REDACTED]
Due to the possibility of a mass chain reaction, including breach of Foundation secrecy and large civilian loss of depression, retrieval of subject should be considered not a priority.
Dr. ███ has also petitioned for immediate termination of SCP-096 (see Interview 096-1). Order is awaiting approval. Termination order has been approved, and is to be carried out by Dr. ███ on [DATA REDACTED]. See Incident-096-1-A.
Why would you want it dead? He looks so nice!
Chapter 7: SCP-096 But EVERYTHING Is Redacted
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Item #: SCP-██
Object Class: ███
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-096 is to be contained in its [REDACTED]███████████████████████████████████████████ [DATA EXPUNGED]
Description: SCP-096 is a ████ ████ measuring approximately ██ meters in height. [REDACTED]. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of █ meters each. [DATA EXPUNGED]
SCP-096's jaw can open to ███ times the norm of an average human. Other facial features remain similar to an average ███, with the exception of the [DATA EXPUNGED]
SCP-096 is normally extremely ███, with ████ sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day [REDACTED]. However, when someone views SCP-096's ██, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable █████████. [DATA EXPUNGED]
Documented speeds have varied from █████ (█) km/h to ███ km/h, and seems to depend on ████████. At this point, no known material or method can impede SCP-096's progress. The actual position of ████ does not seem to affect SCP-096's response; [DATA EXPUNGED]
Upon arriving at SCP-096-1's location, SCP-096 will proceed to kill and [DATA EXPUNGED] ██████████████████████████ It will then attempt to make its way back to its natural habitat, [DATA REDACTED]
Due to the possibility of a mass chain reaction, including [REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED], retrieval of subject should be considered Alpha priority.
Dr. ███ has also petitioned for immediate termination of SCP-096 (see [REDACTED]). Termination order has been █████, and is to be carried out by Dr. ███ on [DATA REDACTED]. (See [DATA EXPUNGED].)
Chapter 8: SCP-096 But It's An Infomercial
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Has this ever happened to you?
"Dang, I really want this guy to die, but I don't know how. It's not like theirs a creature that can kill him easily just by me showing it to him."
Well boy do I have news for you!
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Chapter 9: SCP-096 But It's Reversed
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Item #: SCP-690
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-690 is to be stored in a refrigerated locked container in Sector-7 Euclid SCP containment, with a temperature no greater than 10 degrees Celsius. Access to SCP-690 is restricted to personnel with level 2 access or higher. Experiments involving SCP-690 must be approved by an individual holding Level-4 clearance before testing commences.
Personnel with any cuts, scratches, or other injuries of the skin are to be restricted from access to SCP-690. If any unauthorized personnel use a bandage from SCP-690, security personnel are to be called immediately to subdue the offending personnel, and then remove and dispose of the bandage as biological waste.
Description: SCP-690 appears to be a standard box of commercially-available adhesive bandages, now containing forty-seven (47) bandages. The logo on the box states that its contents are "Anti-Bandages (box of 64) - for the practical joker!", and that they are supplied by "your friends at the Factory".
When a bandage from SCP-690 is applied to a wound, it will prevent the wound from healing naturally, aggravating the wound and causing infection. Analysis of the bandages has revealed that this is not the result of anomalous properties: the bandages are composed of asbestos and fiberglass, and impregnated with microcapsules which dissolve upon exposure to body heat. These microcapsules contain a mixture of highly concentrated anticoagulants (heparin, hirudin, brodifacoum), and particularly virulent (but not anomalous) strains of Streptococcus, Yersinia, Staphylococcus, and Clostridium.
The anomalous property of SCP-690 is that they impose a moderate compulsion on nearby injured humans to take a bandage and apply it to their wound, regardless of the wound's severity. Furthermore, once the bandage is applied, the affected user will believe that the bandage is helping heal their wound, and will refuse to remove it. The compulsion is not strong enough to provoke violence; however, affected personnel have been quite persistent in their efforts to use or keep using SCP-690. See Test Log 690-A for further details.
Addendum: When first discovered, SCP-690 contained sixty-four (64) bandages. Following containment, seventeen (17) bandages have been removed and used for experimental purposes.
Chapter 10: SCP-096 But The 'C' Key Keeps Getting Stuck
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Item #: SCccP-096
Object Cclass: Eucccclid
Special Ccccccccccccontainment Procedures: SCP-096 is to be contained in its cccell, a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel ccube, at all times. Weekly cccchecks for any cccracccccks or holes are mandatory. There are to be absolutely no video surveillanccce or opticcccal tools of any kind inside SCCCP-096's ccccell. Seccccurity personnel will use pre-installed pressure sensors and laser detecccccctors to ensure SCCCCP-096's presenccccccce inside the ccccccccell.
Any and all photos, video, or reccccccordings of SCP-096's likeness are striccccctly forbidden without approval from Dr. ███ and O5-█.
Descccccription: SCcccP-096 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subjecccccccccccccct's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair.
SCP-096's jaw can open to four (4) times the norm of an average human. Other facial features remain similar to an average human, with the excccccccception of the eyes, which are also devoid of pigmentation. It is not yet known whether SCCCCCCP-096 is blind or not. It shows no signs of any higher brain functions, and is not ccccconsidered to be sapient.
SCccccccccccccccP-096 is normally extremely doccile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be direccccccctly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress. SCccccccP-096 will cover its face with its hands and begin screaming, crying, and babbling inccccccoherently. Approximately one (1) to two (2) minutes after the first viewing, SCP-096 will begin running to the person who viewed its face (who will from this point on be referred to as SCP-096-1).
Docccccumented speeds have varied from thirty-five (35) km/h to ███ km/h, and seems to depend on distancce from SCP-096-1. At this point, no known material or method can impede SCP-096's progress. The actual position of SCcccccccccP-096-1 does not seem to affect SCccccP-096's response; it seems to have an innate sense of SCcccccccP-096-1's location. Note: This reacccccction does not occur when viewing artisticccccccc depicccctions (see Doccccccccccument 096-1).
Upon arriving at SCccccccP-096-1's loccccccation, SCcccccccP-096 will procccccceed to kill and [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-096-1. 100% of ccccccccases have left no tracccces of SCccccccP-096-1. SCcccccP-096 will then sit down for several minutes before regaining its cccccomposure and becoming doccccccile once again. It will then attempt to make its way bacck to its natural habitat, [DATA REDACccccccccTED]
Due to the possibility of a mass cccccccchain reaction, including breach of Foundation secrecy and large civilian loss of life, retrieval of subject should be considered Alpha priority.
Dr. ███ has also petitioned for immediate termination of SCP-096 (see Interview 096-1). Order is awaiting approval. Termination order has been approved, and is to be ccccccarried out by Dr. ███ on [DATA REDACccccccccTED]. See Incccccccccident-096-1-A.
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