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GET TO KNOW THE KIDS!! <3
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Jonah Shawn Hunter-Matthews
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- The oldest
- He's a pretty good mix of Jack and Eric personality wise, but looks wise? He looks a lot like Jack. Can't go five minutes without someone going "Has anyone ever told you you look just like your father?" (Yes. A lot.)
- His electric guitar is his BABY, he even refers to it like a girl ("Hey, pops, you seen my guitar? I've been meaning to tune her, but I haven't had the time..")
- ^ Eric taught him how to play (remember that one episode he just casually did a REALLY complicated riff on Alan's guitar?)
- Him and his denim and jean jackets are inseparable (also him and his bomber jacket)
- ^ ALSO flannels. He loves dark colored flannels.
- He wants to be a musician!
- He watched an episode of Full House while his uncle Cory and aunt Topanga were babysitting him when he was like six, and as soon as uncle Jesse appeared on the screen, he just decided "that's what i'm gonna be like when I'm grown up" (uncle Jesse was also definitely his bisexual awakening)
- Angela taught him how to put on eyeliner when he was about fourteen and he's gotten pretty good at it
- He has five pairs of shoes, he just chooses to constantly wear his combat boots even in the summer (once in a while he'll wear his black Converse but that's just if its genuinely too hot for combat boots)
- Stereotypical older brother, kind of picks on his brother and sister sometimes, but is also VERY protective of them
- When he was little he wanted to be a race car driver, and he would pretend he was driving Jack's car (Jonah gets very embarrassed when Eric brings this up. Or just any of the stuff he did and/or said between the ages of two and seven years old)
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Owen George Hunter-Matthews
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- The middle child
- No, you're not thinking too much into it. His middle name does in fact come from the immortal Mr. Feeny <33
- Owen is a pretty good mix of Jack and Eric (Jack's hair, Eric's eyes), but personality wise, he's a lot more similar to Jack
- He's such a precious little nerd. He has a passion for anything and everything to do with science
- He's obsessed with dinosaurs and space. He has posters of the solar system on his walls and little glow-in-the-dark star stickers (you know the ones) on his ceiling. He also has little dinosaur figurines on all of his shelves
- He has a solar system mobile above his bed that he's had since he was three years old (courtesy of aunt Topanga <33) and he REFUSES to let Jack get rid of it
- Biggest "Pluto Is A Planet" advocate you will ever meet. He will argue about it with EVERYONE, even his own dads (mainly Jack lol)
- He's currently struggling with whether he wants to be a paleontologist or an astronomer when he grows up
- He lovesss sweaters. Especially striped ones
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Lily Grace Hunter-Matthews
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- The youngest
- Lily pretty much rules the house, she's such a little diva
- Just a tiny little Eric clone. The doctor handed her swaddled in a little blanket to Jack and he looked down and said "SHE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME-"
- ^ And her personality? ALLL Eric. She's so energetic and loves making people happy and making them laugh and UGHHH Jack just melts everytime he sees her smile because he's basically looking at his husband's face <333
- She loves just casually wearing her princess dresses and tiaras around the house
- ^ As you can probably guess, she also LOVES tea parties too! She forces her dads and aunts and uncles to attend and assigns them all roles (she expects them to be taken seriously too) and sometimes they get SO off track, like I'm talking games at sleepovers levels of getting off track (those who know, know.) One minute they're having a nice relaxing tea party, and then the next Lily changes her mind because she's bored and the kingdom and all of its residents are in extreme danger
- She clearly also has a flair for the dramatic. So OBVIOUSLY she becomes a theatre kid at some point. And Eric and Jack are super supportive!!
- She also does dance, and Eric gets along with all of the moms up at the studio and helps her practice
- She LOVES hugs!! When she was a toddler, she literally would say hi to everyone in the grocery store and smile and wave at strangers from where she sat in her dad's shopping cart (she probably also shook hands with every single mannequin she came across. Safe to say she was a leash kid lol)