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Lightbulb woke up on the cold operatign table to find test tube STARING at her. “Meueueheehehehee hello lightbulb… welcome to my EVIL laboratory..” test tube chuckled evillly. Lightbulb scremed in terror. “NOOOooooo let me out” she tried escapign but she was CHAINED TO THE TABLE!!
Test tube held up an ominous gun fwith a tank full of hyperrealistic blood.. “What is that !!!” lightbulb asked nerfvously . . test tube laughed evilly “its not the blue ray.. No its my BLOOD RAY !! it turns you BLOODY and SCARY!!”
Light bulb begged test tube to let her go. “No test tube. I have a family and 3 kids with paitnbrush” but test tube didnt care. She sprayed her with the blood ray ANYWAYS!!1
Lightbulb screemed in terror as shje turned red and bloody . “AAAAAAAaaAaAAAAAAAAA” test tube laughed manaically as lightbulb dissolved into the blood . “Who shall i destroy with my blood ray NEXT??” she asked herself evilly and scarily . She sohudl kill jack next..
Test tube snuck out of her lab, blood ray in hand . “Im gonna kill jack . .” she said evilly . jack was sittign in the peaceful green field , not a care in the world . “I rmeember that time when i nearly MRURDERD test tube because im MEAN and EVIL. that was SO funny” he said. When all of a sudden test tube appeared right behind him!!! “Its nothing personnel.. kid ..” she said as she sprayed him with the blood ray and he died.
Fan walked by and saw test tube standing in the pool of jacks hyperrealistic blood. “Oh no test tube what happened” he asked . . “i KILLED jack…” she responded. “How could you . . i thought you were nice test tube” he said . “Its ok. . i would never hurt you fan i loaf you so so much” she whispered to fan as she pulled him into a hug.. “Wanna help me MURDER PEOPLE?” the green object asked fan . “Yes babygirl .. i love you.” fan said as they walked into the sunset