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The moon looked divine this evening. It glimered in hope and calm. You entered the bathroom & stood infront of the mirror, inspecting every inch of your outfit. It had to be perfect. A night with your one true love. A perfect night with him. A date you'd planed for weeks, a Date that you couldn't wait for. Fear crept up in your soul, what if something went wrong? Your love was misunderstood but it wasn't his fault. His beautiful, dark, curly hair. His enchanting eyes. That gorgeous smile. No one saw his true elegance & beauty apart from you.
'Are you almost ready' his perfect voice yelled out. He was the impatient type, but it was just a another one of his charms.
'One more minute!' You shouted in a dreamy tone, not too harsh as to upset him. You analysed your face, what if your not good enough for him? You tried your best tonight. You even tried to put on some makeup to truely impress him, something you never did. You brought the most expensive outfit you could afford, you just wanted to be perfect for him. You stepped out the bathroom & looked at him. His fabulous face enticed you. No matter how much you stared into his eyes, you could never get enough of them.
'Aight you ready to go' He said as soon as you came back to reality. He didn't even glance at your outfit, but you didnt care. You knew he must've been trying to hide back his compliments. You dont answer. You look at his perfect stature. A white collard shirt with its sleeves rolled, a black tie, trousers, leather shoes. Hold on.... isn't that what he allways wears? I....... Oh well! Do looks even matter when your about to have a date with your love?
'Let's go dear!' You say enthusiastically, taking his hand & planting a kiss on it. He looks at you with disgust & rolls his eyes.... Oh another one of his silly antics!
You grab the keys & unlock the door, the man you love quickly exits & walks to the car. You lock the door & unlock the car. He quickly sits in the back behind the driver & starts messaging on his phone. Probbaly messaging Rob or Joe. You get in the drivers seat & begin the 20 or so minute drive to the restaurant. You turn up the radio, some sweet tunes are on yet he stays on that phone. You want to speak up but that's just how he is, & you love it about him. He's so mysterious, you can never predict what he will do. One day he ignores you & the next he argues..... so adorable! He's so talent aswell, he allways plays tunes at the local pub to random drunk men. You sometimes sneak in & listen, his style is so unique & you've never heard it before. When he spots you he immediately finishes the songs & leaves to go home. How romantic!
You arrived to the restaurant & parked up the car. You left the car & waited for him to get out. You knocked on his car door & he looked at you in somewhat anger before opening the door & walking to the restaurant door. You followed suit, he's ALWAYS impaitent so you wasn't suprised. As you catched up, you & him entered the expensive building quickly, you talked to a employee & was escorted to your seats. A nice somewhat isolated spot in the corner. You two booked this spot since he wanted privacy. You guessed he had some insecurities about not being... Well... normal. But hey! Looks do not matter!! But you'd do anything to make him happy & comfortable. This was also the most well lit place in the entire restaurant. He liked his light, he refused to sleep with the lights off, he was allways outside & hated the dark. You allways thought maybe he was scared of the dark, but the most likely answer was probbaly the fact he was somewhat part banana. You allways needed to balance his sunlight intake though, too much & that.... incident would happen again.... let's not think about that.
A waiter came over & was started by his appearance. He stared at her untill she finally spoke 'You guys want any drinks..?' She was scared of him. You felt so bad for your love, he was allways treated differently.
'All we need is water thanks!' I said. He wouldnt say anything. She nodded & left to get the drinks. He was staring at the light. 'No, stop, look at me. We are not having a repeat of that day tonight.' You said, your voice stern. He nodded & rolled his eyes. Eventually the waiter came back with the water & you waited for their return to take your order. You two didn't speak much. You tried to, but he kept staring at you. Maybe admiring you? Or...fuck he has THAT grin.
The waiter came over to your table again. "W-what would you guys like to o-order?" Their tone was unstable & they was scared.
"May I have the croque-monsieur and a glass of wine?" I stated, i tried to speak in a upbeat tone to try to relax the poor waiter. You didnt think he would speak, maybe youd have to order for himm but he proved you wrong as he spoke.
"バナナサンド" he spoke. His sexy, deep enchanting voice.... His voice was like a magical charm. It enticed you. & that perfect pronounceation was beautiful. However it seemed to make the waiter more scared & just squeak out a small 'o-okayyyy' & quickly left.
You stared at his face... you arnt sure how you loved this man... banana... whatever he was. You just knew you loved him. You couldn't help yourself as you kissed him. He seemed suprised as you did this out of nowhere but he leaned into it & pulled away. You wanted more but you didnt wanna upset him.
You started to take in your surroundings. It was a saturday so the place was packed. You started realising people were giving panicked & fearful looks to him. You felt so bad for this man... he was misunderstood. His face wasn't average but his unquieness was what drew you to him. The markings around his mouth made you feel as if he was some racist charecter but its just a harmless banana. & his bulging eyes didn't help but can't help how you was born right? All that matters was he was a lovley man banana & you loved him alot.
You snapped out of your daydream & soon the food was on the table. You dug in, the sweet aromas of each of your foods filled the area & mixed with his strong banana sent... or was that banana sweat... anyway it smelled nice.
He finished his meal quickly & went back onto his phone. You took a bit longer since you was a normal human. However this meal was quite large for you to stomach so it was only fair you took a few minutes. After finishing you said "I'm heading to the bathroom" & as soon as you got up, he started staring at the light again. You was worried but you could trust him. Right? Yeah.
You did your business & started to wash your hands. Someone walked in & stared at you. They asked 'Hey your the one who sat with the Banana freak? How hasn't he hurt you yet?' You was taken aback by this. Why would he ever hurt you. You ignored them and they went to do their bussiness.
Now you think of it. You look back on the past. The incident. That was a one off thing though! & you was pretty sure it was a dream. Banana would never do anything like THAT. He probbaly thinks your insane for doing things to make sure that never happens again since it never happened. He just loved you too much to question your strange behaviour.
You washed you hands and exited the washroom. You went down the halls & admired the wallpaper. Rich, green leaves with golden hints. Each detail masterfully painted stroke by stroke it was so beautiful... You slowly walked down the Halls truely admiring its beautys. You finally got back to the main area but you couldn't believe your eyes. The roof had collapsed & demons were terrorising people. A few red, yellow, blue, grey & green creatures with lazer eyes & ties & toes started to chase people. & he was in the corner still. His eyes glowing & concentrateing. It was really hot.
You watched as the madness unfolded. A green demon started to chase a couple. A red one started setting the place on fire. A blue one was eating all the left food. A grey one was trying to eat its own tail. A yellow one was chasing people into the resturant. The more you looked at these things, the more you realises they had the same banana makeup as Banana Man. Maybe even the same eyes. You looked back over to him & their were some guarding him, ready to attack. This reminded you of that incident.....
It was a school day. You didn't really know Banana but he wasn't well liked. People bullied him but he never seemed to care. But their was that day. He stood in the sun, it was the warmest day of the year & everyone was sweating. However a few kids went over to him & started calling him stuff. You started to see his eyes glow. He started to levitate a bit. A blackhole emerged & Demons arose. They started to attack the kids as banana man levetated, his legs crossed & his hands together. They wanted to arrest Banana Man (or as he was known at the time, Banana Boy) but they wasn't sufficient evidence agaisnt him. You watched it all & was amazed. A crush started to form their. Your relationship only really started when you became friends in university. You recognised him but he didn't recognise you even thought you two were in the same class for years. You loved him so much.
Snapping back to reality. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING TRUELY AND WHY IS THIS HAPPENING AGAIN??!!?? WHATS WITH THE LASERS MAN I JS WANTED TO ENJOY MY SUCCULENT MEAL AND NOT MAYBE DIE A HORRIBLE COLOURFUL LASERY DEMON DEATH AT THE HANDS OF THESE CREATURES. GET THEM OFF THE DRINKS MACHINES AND START EVACUATING PEOPLE THE ROOFS CRUMBLING AND HALF THESE PEOPLE R STILL ALL EATING LIKE NOTHINGS UP SOMEONE GET THESE FUCKING TIE-WEARING TOE-HAVING LASER-SHOOTING DEMONIC BASTARDS BACK TO HELL WHERE THEY BELONG I JUST WANTED TO ENJOY MY FANCY RESTAURANT MEEAALLLLEJFHSJHXH AAAA WITHHH MY GEORGEAROUUSS BOYYYYFRIENDD BRO THEY ALLMOST HIT ME TWICCCCEEE!!!! Maybe you should go back to Banana Man for safety...
You walked over to him & the demon guards looked at you, beforeing letting you sit in your original seat. His eyed stopped glowing but madness still continued in his control.
'Banana Man! What you doing! We need to get out of here!!!!' you said in panic, you wanted him to be safe as the building was on fire now & only now the other half of people started to panic. You both were in the corner farthest from the mayhem but you was still panicked. He kissed you & took your hand, the demonds moved out the way & he took you to the quickest exit. The guard Demons followed but the others stayed causing destruction.
He opened the car & you got in the passenger seat. He became the driver (you wasnt sure if he even had a drivers license but oh well...) & the Demons all crammed into the back. He got onto the road & started to speed to a unknown destination. He wasn't taking you home. In the back the Demons were tickling each others feet as if it was a serious game of some sorts. The noises they made was awful so you turned up the radio. He started driving into a desert.
You could hear police sirens & you looked in the mirror. The police was seeminly trying to shoot at your car. 'Banana.. I.. do you see this?' You said panicked. He just looked & nodded. He let go of the wheel and the car seemed to drive itself. He stuck his head out of the window & started to use his lazer eyes to explode the police cars. It was a beautiful sight. Yellow beams shooting at cars...... he's so perfect... ughhhhh mmmm I love himmmmmmmmmmmm. I mean you love himmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah. Not mee.
You started to look on your phone. & then something clicked. The journey he had sped you across... what you saw out the window was more fire & stuff you saw at the resturant. Could this have been coinquidence? But no... this was happening across the globe. The news showed people who wouldn't give into the Demons demands of 'becoming Banana Man' slave' would have their house burnt down. What was Banana doing?
He was back to driving normally & started to drive up a mountain. You saw a group of people gathered near the top & demonds guarding. He told you to stay in the car while him & the Demons in the back left to the group. More people were arriving by the minute. He gave a speech and the people started to move. He returned to the car, opened the door & took you hand.
He took you up onto the highest point of the mountain. Everything looked so peaceful. He kissed you. Then he hugged you & you cuddled into him. You looked at the moon. The moon shone as bright as you remembered. It's yellow glow was more intense however. The colour reminded you of of the sun, however in your heart you knew it was a sign of your true love..... Banana Man........