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1. That Pothole Launched Me Home by KingofGiants

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   21 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Teddy Lupin & Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter & Bella Swan
   • Harry Potter & Charlie Swan
   • Harry Potter
   • Bella Swan
   • Charlie Swan
   • Alice Cullen
   • Edward Cullen
   • Jacob Black
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Book: New Moon (Twilight)
   • No beta we die like my dignity
   • Harry Potter Raises Teddy Lupin
   • Harry Potter Needs a Hug
   • Harry Potter Needs Therapy
   • Bella Swan with a Backbone
   • Sassy Harry Potter
   • Good Parent Charlie Swan
   • Bisexual Bella Swan
   • Intersex Harry Potter
   • Mentions of Myth & Folklore
   • Magically Powerful Harry Potter
   • BAMF Harry Potter
   • Breastfeeding
   • its not that weird i promise
   • Kid Fic
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • My First Fanfic
   • Bisexual Harry Potter

   Summary

   Harry Potter trying desperately to care for his colicky godson, while also trying to make sense of the changes his magic has made to his body so he can support said godson, needs a breaks, so in a fit of sleep deprived madness he packs everything he and Teddy needed into a suitcase, acquired some muggle documentation, dusts off Sirius's old motorbike, straps teddy safely to his chest and starts to drive. He doesn't stop until he hits a pothole.

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