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eichi walks into the yumenosaki dump as he does at 3:34pm every day
there he finds rei's coffin , ritsu had probably put it there
again
ritsu was always putting rei's coffin in the dump, with rei still inside
the next day however he would be back much to ritsu's dismay
eichi explored the dump
it's his favourite pass time
usually he would see izumi at the dump but he was not here today
he heard some commotion in the coffin behind him and whipped around
to see izumi emerging
"I ate him" izumi said simply
"did you vore the mullet too" asked eichi
"yes"
"wait until ritsu hears about this he's gonna nut"
surely enough ritsu did nut bc later at yumenosaki academy
"your brother is dead.." eichi said solemnly
ritsu busted a nut upon hearing this
the funeral wasn't much bc no one fucking likes rei
eichi never visited the dump again after that day
the end