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Tuk
hellooo 💥
Neteyam
…who let you make a group chat
Tuk
me
u guys are boring i fixed it
Lo’ak
LMAO she’s right we needed this
finally some chaos
Kiri
she’s gonna get us all killed but like… carry on
Tsireya
hi everyone 🥰
Aonung
why am i in here
Lo’ak
why are you anywhere
Aonung
…that’s so rude
Rotxo
ngl i thought this was a trap when i saw Tuk added me
Tonowari
what is this nonsense
Jake Sully
yeah why do i have 45 notifications in 3 minutes
Ronal
because your spawn don’t know peace
Jake Sully
oh here we go
Neytiri
Ronal is not wrong
Ronal
thank you, bestie 💅🏽
Jake Sully
bestie???
Neytiri
yes jake
stay out of this one
Tuk
ANYWAYS who wants to play hide and seek at midnight
Neteyam
no.
Tuk
yes.
Aonung
wait what’s hide and seek
Lo’ak
😭😭😭😭 you’re lying
Aonung
im serious. is that a sky people thing???
Lo’ak
bro you cannot be serious rn 💀💀💀
Kiri
not him asking what hide and seek is…
Neteyam
it’s literally in the name
Lo’ak
no bc imagine this man never hid before
did ur parents just put u on display like “look at my dumbass son”
Aonung
SHUT UP
Rotxo
well technically
Lo’ak
DO NOT DEFEND HIM
Tsireya
omg this is so funny keep going
Tonowari
stop encouraging them tsireya
Jake Sully
nah let them fight maybe one knocks the other out and i get some quiet for once
Ronal
your parenting is horrendous
Jake Sully
oh like you’re any better
Ronal
TRY ME
Neytiri
both of you hush
Lo’ak
nah nah we not moving past this
aonung didn’t know hide and seek 😭😭
Aonung
it’s not that funny
Tuk
it IS that funny
Kiri
even i agree and i wasn’t going to
Neteyam
can we not gang up on him
Lo’ak
bro defend your bf harder why don’t you
Neteyam
he’s NOT
Aonung
wait… bf??? 👀
Lo’ak
YEAH U HEARD ME
Tsireya
oh i been knew
Rotxo
same lol
Kiri
no literally it’s been obvious
Neytiri
🙂
Neteyam
WHAT IS HAPPENING
Tonowari
i’m leaving this groupchat
Jake Sully
take me with you
Ronal
no stay. i enjoy watching you suffer
Tuk:
“this groupchat is my greatest creation. i’m the mastermind. everyone else is just a pawn in my chessboard 💥.”
Kiri:
“honestly i try to stop things but sometimes it’s just funnier to watch Lo’ak ruin Aonung’s life. also Neteyam panicking is top-tier entertainment.”
Lo’ak:
“me and Aonung’s fights? bonding. bro won’t admit it tho. also yes, Neteyam’s his bf, don’t let him lie to you.”
Aonung:
“…Okay actually jokes aside, i fucking hate that Lo’ak one. His stupid undercut shit going on pisses me off. He thinks when we fight its bonding or something ”
Neteyam:
“i hate everyone in this family. except Tuk. but also i hate Tuk. it’s complicated.”
Tsireya:
“they don’t know it but i started half of these arguments. i just drop comments and watch. i love drama.”
Rotxo:
“i live for the chaos but also i fear Tuk. she’s so… i dont know how to describe it but she gives me shivers.”
Tonowari:
“i can’t believe i lead this clan. they’ve ruined me.”
Ronal:
“the only good thing to come from this chat is my friendship with Neytiri. Jake is useless. did you see the way he typed? embarrassing.”
Jake Sully:
“i hate this family groupchat. i’m blocking Tuk.”
Neytiri:
“as long as no one upsets Neteyam, i don’t care. Hes my favourite child, also, Ronal and i are besties now. Jake can deal with it.”