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Tony couldn’t care less what the tabloids say about him. He’s lived his whole life under scrutiny. It doesn’t bother him.
What does bother him is what they say about the others. Does Bruce really have the Hulk as under control as he says? Are Clint and Natasha double agents? Will Thor go crazy and lose it like his brother? Even Steve isn’t immune to it, though the rumors about him are tame in comparison.
No, Tony doesn’t like that at all. Fortunately, he is a genius and has come up with many clever ways to annoy them in retaliation.