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Let it be known, Kamimura was actually somewhat excited to go to school for once.

See, unlike most schools where you need to go to class unless you want to use up your very limited amount of absences, Fujioka memorial school did not require that! Now,you might ask,what kind of school is that? A school for ultimates, that's what!

But now,as Kamimura stands before the gates of the school he feels kind of intimidated. Well, it's too late to back out now so he might as well just go in.

As he was walking through the halls,he was also looking around. At the other students,yes,but also mostly the classes. He was a bit surprised by how many there were on just the first floor. He knew the school was giant,he could see that since before he walked in but he expected it to be more... cramped,he supposes? No,not really cramped,just not so open.

Well, anyways, he should probably start going to... somewhere? Where was his supposed to go? It had been quite sone time since he went to school. Maybe some kind of auditorium? Where would that even be?

Then, cutting his thoughts short,he bumped into someone.

"Oh my God I'm so sorry I wasn't looking where I was going! Do you need any help getting up?" Said the stranger, offering him a hand to help him get up.

And,while usually Kamimura would've said that he didn't need any help,maybe even slapped the hand away,he was already extremely tired so he took it.

"I'm Hasegawa, Hasegawa Ken" said the guy,or well, Hasegawa.

"Kamimura Kazutoshi" he responded.

"So,um, you're new right? I'm new too and I'm a bit lost" said Hasegawa, clearly a bit anxious.

"Yeah,I'm new. I'm also lost,for the record. This school is pretty big" Kamimura replied,voice tired.

"it definitely is. I've honestly never seen a school this big before! Hell,I don't think I've ever seen a building this big!"

"I can agree with that"

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As Kamimura laid down his backpack on a chair in his dorm,he took a moment to think. From what he can tell,his clasmates were weird. Not necessarily bad, just weird. Well most of then except Hasegawa. He seemed nice. Really anxious but nice. As he was sat there,on his bed, contemplating,he heard a ping. And then another one. And then one after that. So,he picked up his phone.

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Watari nishino created a group chat

Watari nishino renamed the group chat to " 74-d"

Watari nishino added 15 people

Watari Nishino:Hello hello everyone

Wada Masanari:um hey

Hayashi Mai:hello

Yanagi shigeki: Why hello there

Isono Miki: hi hi hi

Sasaki Hitomi: Watari,what is this?

Watari Nishino: hi sasaki! I thought it would be a good idea to make a GC for the class!!

Sasaki Hitomi: that's a good idea I suppose.

Sasaki Hitomi: can everyone please introduce themselves?

Watari Nishino: ooh ooh!! Can I go first!!!

Sasaki Hitomi: sure I guess

Watari Nishino: Hi everyone!! I'm Watari Nishino and I'm the ultimate fire dancer!!

Okazaki hanano: wait,are we doing facts too?

Watari Nishino: I think we should

Sasaki Hitomi: I agree. It would help with getting acquainted

Kamimura kazutoshi: why the hell do we even need to get acqainted

Sasaki Hitomi: because we are all in the same class

Watari Nishino: plus we're gonna send each other in the class kitchen and stuff

Kamimura kazutoshi: whatever

Okazaki hanano: okayy, anyways,I'm Okazaki hanano and I'm the ultimate mask artisan

Okazaki hanano: oh,also,I use any pronouns

Sasaki Hitomi: that is good to know Okazaki

Isono Miki: I can go next!

Isono Miki: I'm isono Miki and I'm the ultimate virtual idol!

Wada Masanari: sorry to ask but um do you mean lsono Miki as in the YouTuber

Isono Miki: yeah! Why,you a fan?

Wada Masanari: well I mean

Isono Miki: haha,I was just kidding

Wasa Masanari: okay

Wada Masanari: i-i should probably introdce myself

Wada Masanari: I'm wada masanari and I'm the ultimate impersonator

Tsuno manami:what exactly does that mean?

Wada Masanari: what

Tsuno manami: what exactly is an ultimate impersonator?

Wada Masanari: oh. Um. I do voice acting and stuff. People hire me when they cant aford the actual voice actor

Tsuno manami: that's pretty cool dude!

Wada Masanari: you think so

Tsuno manami: yeah, totally!

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: okay not sorry to interrupt your little moment or whatever, wafa or whatever your name is,why the hell are you typing stuttering and ums? That's extremely stupid!

Okazaki hanano: I don't think it's stupid

Wada Masanari: uh thanks I guess

Okazaki hanano: don't be

Wada Masanari: huh

Tsuno manami: I don't think it's stupid as well!

Isono Miki: yeah,I agree with Tsuno

Wada Masanari:t-thanks guys

Sasaki Hitomi: while I agree with Tsuno and Isono,we are getting of track. Let's get back to introductions please

Tsuno manami: sorry sasaki! I'm tsuno manami and I'm the ultimate superhero!

Kamimura kazutoshi: the ultimate what now

Tsuno manami: the ultimate superhero!

Kamimura kazutoshi: what does the ultimate superhero even mean?? What the hell do you do??

Hasegawa Ken: come on Kamimura,you've seen a superhero movie before! You know what they do!

Kamimura kazutoshi: superheros defeat supervillains Hasegawa. This is real life, supervillains don't exist

Okazaki hanano:I mean I exist

Tsuno manami: haha,no,I don't fight any supervillains. Superhero is more of an honorary title

Okazaki hanano:ex fucking cuse you?!

Okazaki hanano: really? What does that entail then?

Tsuno manami: oh,well,I mostly do volunteer work. You know,soup kitchens, hospitals,that kind of stuff

Tsuno manami:though I do sometimes help catch criminals!

Okazaki hanano: Finally!

Tsuno manam: nothing big though,just some robbers here and there!

Okazaki hanano:a rober!? That's what I am to you!? I'm your nemesis not some low-life, low-level scum!

Wada Masanari:t-that sounds pretty dangerous though

Tsuno manami: it's not that dangerous! Worst I've needed was stitches!

Wada Masanari: t-thats p-pretty imp-portant though

Hayashi Mai: nah it's not that bad

Hayashi Mai: as someone with a pretty dangerous job,it can get a LOT worse than just some stitches

Hayashi Mai: I actually usually get stitches after jobs

Wada Masanari: y-you get s-stiches th-that often that's s-so much

Yanagi shigeki: I agree with Wada,what kind of job requires getting stitches that often!?

Hayashi Mai: I might as well introduce myself while I answer that

Hayashi Mai: I'm hayashi and I'm the ultimate bounty hunter. That's also my job

Yanagi shigeki: the ultimate bounty hunter? That's extremely dangerous!

Tamba ruiko: isn't that illegal!?

Hayashi Mai: okay two things. One,I know,that's why I said I have a dangerous job. 

Hayashi Mai: second, what kind of question is that?

Tamba ruiko: well is it illegal????

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: you can not POSSIBLY be this stupid

Tamba ruiko: it's not a stupid question! 

Hiroaki Nakamigawa:it is SUCH a stupid question 

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: are you usually that stupid or did you burn up all your braincells getting in this school 

Tamba ruiko: hey,I'm plenty smart!

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: really? Because from what I see it looks like getting in this school is your only accomplishment 

Tamba ruiko: it's not!

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: really? What is it then? 

Tamba ruiko: I'm an Olympic athlete!

Yanagi shigeki: if I may interrupt,I am also an Olympic athlete. What sport do you partake in?

Tamba ruiko: well,I do a couple of things ya know. What do you do?

Yanagi shigeki:I'm a figure skater. That's actually my ultimate 

Tamba ruiko: that's cool! I'm the ultimate gymnast 

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: no no no, we're getting off-subject. What are you an Olympic athlete of?

Tamba ruiko:well,I do,stuff!

Kamimura kazutoshi:what does that even mean?

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: it means that she's not even an Olympic athlete!

Tamba ruiko: well I'm going to be! Next year in fact!

Hiroaki Nakamigawa:sure buddy 

Tamba ruiko: besides,I bet you're even less accomplished than me! I bet just laze around all day! What do you even do?

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: why I was waiting for this question!

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: I'm the one,the only, Hiroaki Nakamigawa!

Tamba ruiko: is that supposed to mean something?

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: well I don't expect some low life like you to know me!

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: lots of people know me!

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: i bet at least half the people here know me!

Hayashi Mai:nope

Yanagi shigeki: I must admit I have not heard of that name before 

Tsuno manami: not ringing any bells,sorry

Isono Miki: yeah I've got nothing

Okazaki hanano: I haven't heard of that either

Harada keizou:to be honest I have nothing

Watari Nishino: me neither dude 

Hama ran: I'm too busy exorcising demons to be bothered with such things!

Ojima takeshi: don't know you either

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: WHAT. THATX NOT POSSIBLE I'M EXTREMELY FAMOUS

Hasegawa Ken: I actually think I've heard of than name once or twice

Chiba Airi: me too! Though I don't quite remember where :((

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: SEE SOMEONE KNOWS ME

Hasegawa Ken: you're a fashion designer right?

Chiba Airi: what's a fashion designer?

Harada keizou: it's someone who designs clothes

Chiba Airi: oh! That makes sense ｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: SEE. they know of my brilliance! They probably have wanted to have clothes made by me but are too poor! The probably look at my clothes in stores and are envious!

Hasegawa Ken: not really. I just know you because of a quiz show

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: a quiz show 

Hasegawa Ken: yeah,that's what I do , I go in quiz shows. I'm actually the ultimate quiz show champion

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: WELL. THATS JUST AN OUTLIER. The other one must know me for my brilliance!

Chiba Airi:I know you because if the clothes my brothers usually wear!

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: oh! And your brothers are rich I assume?

Chiba Airi: not really!

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: your family can't possibly afford my designs without being rich! 

Chiba Airi:my family? I'm talking about my brothers you silly billy!

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: but your brothers are part of your family yes? Your parents's other children? 

Chiba Airi: no, I'm an only child! 

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: then who are your brothers?

Chiba Airi: my co actors!

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: co-actors?

Chiba Airi: yeah!

Harada keizou: ard you ab actress Chiba?

Chiba Airi:yes! And I'm a biiiiig star!

Hama ran: really? What's your ultimate?

Chiba Air: I'm the ultimate child actress ⭐

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: the ultimate.,child actress?

Chiba Airi:yeah!!!

Tsuno manami:..

Tamba ruiko:..

Harada keizou: how old ard you Chiba? 

Chiba Airi:the directors say I'm 6!

Harada keizou: but how old are you?

Chiba Airi:huh?

Harada keizou: you said the directors say you're 6. How old are you actually?

Chiba Airi:I'm six

Hasegawa Ken: you can't be six and enrolled here

Chiba Airi: I already told you I'm six!

Yanagi shigeki: perhaps we should leave this subject

Chiba Airi:fucking finally

Sasaki Hitomi: I agree.

Sasaki Hitomi: I actually think we should continue with introductions

Harada keizou:I can go next?

Sasaki Hitomi:that would be appreciated 

Harada keizou: well,I'm Harada keizou and both a zoologist and a zookeeper. I am ths ultimate zoologist though

Chiba Airi: what's the difference between a zookeeper and a zoologist?

Harada keizou: a zookeeper works directly with animals while a zoologist just studies them 

Harada keizou: speaking of actually,

Harada keizou: I have a tiger cub with me,her name Is sawa,and she is going to be staying with me

Sasaki Hitomi: I'm sorry what

Kamimura kazutoshi: you have a fucking what now

Tamba ruiko: isn't keeping tigers put oc xoos but jog in the wild like,

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: I swear to God if you say illegal

Tamba ruiko:Ill-advised?

Harada keizou: oh,no it's fine 

Harada keizou: I have permission 

Sasaki Hitomi: you have permission to have a tiger in your dorm!?

Harada keizou: is just a cub!

Sasaki Hitomi: are the dorms even equipped to handle a tiger!?

Harada keizou: mine is

Sasaki Hitomi: still! You can't just have a tiger in school ground! 

Harada keizou: I can actually. I literally have permission

Sasaki Hitomi: it's still extremely dangerous! 

Harada keizou: well you're going to have to deal with it

Sasaki Hitomi: whatever. Can we please just continue with the introductions so I can finally go to sleep?

Kamimura kazutoshi: Kamimura. Ultimate crime scene cleaner.

Hama ran: I'm hama ran and I'm the ultimate demonologist

Sasaki Hitomi: is that everyone?

Ojima takeshi: no I haven't gone yet 

Sasaki Hitomi:well?

Ojima takeshi: well what?

Sasaki Hitomi: go ahead introduce yourself

Ojima takeshi: oh. I'm ojima takeshi and I'm the ultimate illustrator 

Sasaki Hitomi: and that is everyone

Okazaki hanano: no it isn't

Sasaki Hitomi: what. But everyone has gone?

Okazaki hanano: you haven't 

Sasaki Hitomi:...

Sasaki Hitomi: I'm sasaki Hitomi and I'm the ultimate student council president

Sasaki Hitomi: I'm going to sleep now. Everyone should.

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Class 74-d

Sasaki Hitomi: earthquake 

Sasaki Hitomi:@everyone

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: YEAH I NOTICED

Hasegawa Ken: EARTHQUAKE 

Hama Ran: BRO

Hasegawa Ken: MY ALARM CLOCK FELL OF MY DESK

Hama Ran: IT WAS HUGE

Hasegawa Ken: EVERYTHING WAS SHAKING

Okazaki hanano: OMG IT WAS LIFE-THREATENING 😍

Tamba:MY GOD I GOT SCARED

Harada keizou: I thought it was Sawa messing with my stuff for a bit

Harada keizou: before I realized she couldn't shake both the bed and the desk

Watari: My god I was wearing headphones and I thought it was Okazaki shaking my bed for fun

Isono: my monitors started shaking 💔

Isono: and something fell off my shelf

Isono: :')

Yanagi shigeki: it was a 5.4

Mai: no, it was a 4.5

Hama: aperently it was a 5.5?

Chiba: get ready for the after earthquake

Wada:I'm scared to sleep 🥲

Hiroaki: I'm not

Hiroaki: bey

Hama: it happened right as I laid down

Tsuno: same

Tamba: Guys rn like I feel like everyone is scared and texting in gc 😭

Okazaki: I ain't scared

Watari: I am

Okazaki:i want it to happen again

Watari: NOO

Okazaki: seriously,I love earthquakes 

Kamimura: Ken is checking sites for earthquake ratings

Wada: I GOT SCARED

Okazaki: noob 

Kamimura: Ken is now chrasing out at the sites

Tamba: LMAO???

Isono: OH MY GOD MY TABLET WAS IN A RISKY PLACE 

Isono: 1 SEC I GOTTA GO CHECK 

Wada: rip

Isono: IT'S FINE

Wada: oh nvm

Hiroaki Nakamigawa: Ojima slept through it

Wada: how much hair gel do you think len uses on the regular? 

Hama: THAT'S SO RANDOM

Isono : speaking of Len 

Isono: CAN HE GET OUT OF MY RUI PULLS

Isono: SO FAR IN TRYING TO GET A RUI CARD IN ANY OF MY 6 ACCOUNTS

Wada: 6????

Isono: eng & jp on my phone, old tablet, new tablet

Isono: ANYWAYS

Isono: I'VE GOTTEN

Isono:two Toya cards,
One akito card
One mizuki card
Two kanade cards
Three Len cards
Two Nene cards
One tsukasa card
Two emu cards

Isono: I JUST WANT A RUI