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Call Of DIHH (Remastered)

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what if COD coffee AU but more brainrot and absurd and wow, and pls add your suggestion on what will happen next because if you dont i swear im gonna make Graves roleplaying in discord as a E-kitten with Rudy.

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Well, Johnny couldn't really call himself a porn artist to be exact, although most of his art that got really Viral (seriously 1M views on twitter??) is just a fanart of his favorite character as a bara-furry hot daddy.

He's a bit embarrassed of that title, well not entirely. But enough to hide his secret identity to his friend group.

 

He just call His hobby as a mere hobby, He definitely didn't got hundred of commissions from a pervert incel who want to draw their beloved furry pounding each other. Not that He enjoys that-

On Sunday hot morning, Johnny sat down at a calm and chill cafe named "Maran Cafe" to met up with his friend group again, its like a ritual now, every Sunday 9 AM. They always catching up laughing and just hanging out in there generally. "Hey." A brown skinned man with sultry voice sat down after greeting Johnny, its Kyle, his friend Who work as a Barista in here.

"Sup' Mate." He said, opening his newly bought Sketchbook, and immediately sketching it with a pencil he always brought around. Kyle just sat down loving the comforting silence, while waiting their other friends, Price and Ghost. "Did you know Taylor Swift just released a new album?" Kyle spoke up, holding his phone, scrolling twitter. Johnny looked up "Thought you didn't like Her?" He scoff, "Well, its complicated okay? Pop music are hella complicated AND did you know this girl who keep shitting on the male pop music because theres 'no male pop star' THERES alot excuse me! maybe because she can't accept most of them are ga-" Johnny shush Kyle's rambling, He's used to this, even in the group chat "The One Four One Gang (fire emoji)" they made, where they rarely talk, it just a tool for Kyle to yap about the Pop star industries. "I get it, its probably Ragebait mate." He said, shushing Kyle. Kyle just roll his eyes and sighed "Whatever." as He leaned to the chair with a groan.

Then Ghost and Price came, Two broody dude that They don't know how they even pulled them, while Price is more social but he's a old man. A very cranky and a old man (Jk he's 34) Johnny was still insisting that Price is secretly spy who was following Ghost because Ghost is actually a secret Mercenary and Ghost is following them because He need a witnesses if Price kill Ghost.

Honestly Soap didn't know what does He do for living, yes they call eachother bros, yet they know nothing about each other.

And Ghost? He just sat there and stare at everyone creepily, nodding at everything while wearing blue jacket with white inner, black jeans, thousand-yard stare and a flip flop, with a mask that is used by those masked men on Tiktok who thirst-trap their viewer with a phone thrust and a questionable dialogue. Kyle call him Hot, once. Maybe twice?

 

Johnny waved at them, "Aye, guess who's here!" He said, as They both sat down in their usual chair. "What's up?" Johnny asked the gang.
"Nothing much, just giggling at those two idiots." Kyle said hushing, pointing and The new guy, Rodolfo or Rudy talking with The Tech-major guy who's always came here, bringing him a flower as a 'Congrats gift' yeah buddy. And the grass is green.

Ghost shrugged "Not good, but not bad." He said flatly, as he was so focused on the menu like they didn't see that hundred times already. "Same as I do." Price answered gruffly, his voice sometimes cracks a bit because his smoking habit, seriously that beard smell like tobacco from miles away. Johnny just rolls his eyes. "This is boring." He said, its true, I am boring of writing this.

"Yeah you'll be boring if you keep drawing You fatass." Kyle teased, as He took a peek of what Johnny's was drawing, His eyes immediately widen, with the look of disbelief and fear.
No. No, is this real? Is his friend is his favorite R34 artist who the art He jerk off alot of time. no..NO...THIS CAN'T BE!?

Kyle went back to his chair, and immediately. looking at Soap in "I know what you are" eyes. Johnny brushed it off. as He chuckled nervously "Okay buddy." His eyes speaking "Please shut up."

Price hummed "What if We go to that festival?" He suggested, its new that Price suggest something other than fishing. "The music one, I got the tickets." He said, looking at Kyle, this is so obvious Price is doing this for Kyle. His golden boy. and Price's is Kyle's un-officially sugar daddy or something like that.

"WAIT- you mean THAT Music festival that The Viper's Static going to PERFORM!? and Gr1nd is GOING TO BE THERE!?" Kyle perks up, it was all of his favorite Indie band and singer, how did Price know? "OH MY GOD YES! I've been waiting but I didn't got the ticket, YES YES PLEASE!"

Johnny heard sum of Gr1nd music, cool guy, cool vibe. He's interested "Price is treating us? I'm in." Ghost also nodded "Can't resist a free opportunity yeah?"

They all stand up, as Kyle called the new kid "Oy, I'm gonna clock out yeah?" He said running away fastly, dragging Johnny out.

On the festival, it was sick, alot of lights blaring, and music that Kyle was so excited about, The Viper's drummer, Pen name Konig, is Kyle's most favorite person in here, He literally bias him so much, He's #1 Konig fans. He even got their Limited-time Plushy of the bandmates, and obviously He chose Konig. Kyle collected every merch and even made a custom merch, like pins and keychains, decorating His bag like a superfans. Can You blamed him? Konig's is special, literally, He's a wild tongue but also anxiously awkward, but the interesting part is that he use his old clothing to a mask that became very iconic to his fans and even the non-fan.

He immediately forgot that His friend is His favorite Gay furry artist.

After the concert, Kyle was thanking Price and praising Konig, "Ohh..that was legend." He said, "Konig even noticed me at the fan-sign! He said 'Are you that person who collect every merch of me?' AAAH!" He shrieked, as Johnny rolled his eyes "Maybe he just scared." He teased. "Oh shut up, I'm sure he loved me." Kyle said, laughing along as He keep looking at his phone, the wallpaper now is the Photo of Him and Konig taking photo together.

Price chuckled "Now, don't be a delusional or someone gonna send you into a Mental hospital, son." He said patting Kyle's back. Ghost was too focused on being a fatass. eating the tornado potato and A fish and chips he's holding in his hand.

"Its probably gonna be me." Johnny laughed, He wish this would stay longer, so Kyle would forgot that He draw Men with insanely big cock.