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President Voldemort✔
@realLordVoldemort
@harrypotter80 Thanks for the beautiful picture--- you are fantastic!
August 1, 2012
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President Voldemort✔
@realLordVoldemort
@CissyMalfoy Re: Harry and Ginevra break up--great news for Harry!
October 26, 2012
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President Voldemort✔
@realLordVoldemort
Glad to hear that @harrypotter80 will be co-hosting the Sonorus Awards special on 12.5. Harry is terrific!
October 30, 2012
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President Voldemort✔
@realLordVoldemort
I signed and was responsible for the Quidditch Modernization Act for Harry Potter and all other Quidditch Players. DUMBOBORE didn’t do anything for Harry, and Never Will. There’s no way Harry could endorse Crooked Albus Percival, the worst and Most corrupt Wizard in the History of our Country, and be disloyal to the man who made him so much money!
February 11, 2024
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President Voldemort✔
@realLordVoldemort
"I think he’s a muggle lover. He probably doesn’t like Voldemort. I hear he’s very talented. I think he’s very beautiful, actually — unusually beautiful!"
- LORD VOLDEMORT
June 10, 2024
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Harry Potter✔
@harrypotter80
I will be casting my vote for Hermione Granger in the 2024 Minister for Magic election. I’m voting for @HermioneGranger because she fights for the rights and causes I believe need a warrior to champion them. I think she is a steady-handed, gifted leader and I believe we can accomplish so much more in this country if we are led by calm and not chaos.
I’ve done my research, and I’ve made my choice. Your research is all yours to do, and the choice is yours to make. I also want to say, especially to first time voters: Remember that in order to vote, you have to be registered! I also find it’s much easier to vote early. I’ll link where to register and find early voting dates and info in my story.
- HJP
September 10, 2024
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President Voldemort✔
@realLordVoldemort
I HATE HARRY POTTER!
September 15, 2024
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President Voldemort✔
@realLordVoldemort
The only one that had a tougher night than the Kenmare Kestrals was Harry Potter. He got BOOED out of the Stadium. MMGA is very unforgiving!
February 10, 2025
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President Voldemort✔
@realLordVoldemort
Has anyone noticed that, since I said "I HATE HARRY POTTER," he's no longer "HOT"?
May 16, 2025
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President Voldemort✔
@realLordVoldemort
Regulus A. Black, a Sacred 28 Pureblood, has the "HOTTEST" ad out there. It's for Nimbus 2025, and the brooms are "flying off the shelves"! Go get 'em Reggie! On the other hand, Just look at Woke seeker Harry Potter. Ever since I alerted the world as to what he was by saying on TRUTH that I can’t stand him (HATE!) He was booed out of the Quidditch World Cup and became, NO LONGER HOT. The tide has seriously turned — Being WOKE is for losers, being MMGA is what you want to be. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
August 4, 2025
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