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Zemi
@slimey_ti

GUESS WHO GOT LIMITED EDITION DER MERCH
12:30 PM - 14 July 2025
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aliens aren't real @killhepru
Replying to @slimey_ti
twin, what did you get and do you have some for a poor beggar like me
Zemi @slimey_ti
Replying to @killhepru
a bureu jacket, photocards, figurines and blind boxes, and even... AGENT CHOI'S JAKDU, oh and i have nothing for you
aliens aren't real @killhepru
Replying to @slimey_ti
your greed disgusts me
Zemi @slimey_ti
Replying to @killhepru
buy it yourself, get a job bum
aliens aren't real @killhepru
Replying to @slimey_ti
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A JOB?????
Viper's missing eye
@ghostfanatic

why is the line so long i'm basically two hours early... god please stop giving me your hardest battles... i'm just a girl... i just want Viper's fountain pen...
12:51 PM - 14 July 2025
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luwiiii (lotm 120) @micropinis
Replying to @ghostfanatic
that's what you get for stanning Viper
Viper's missing eye @ghostfanatic
Replying to @micropinis
at least my king's alive, can't say much for agent spirit huh?
𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅~ shut up ~⋅₊˚𐙚 ‧ @cosi312
Replying to @ghostfanatic
you gotta arivive there 3 time slots ahead, camp if you have to
lsw stan @twsasucks
Replying to @cosi312
baek saheon can not be worth this much effort bruh he literally sucks ass
mangomango @IHATEFRUITS
Replying to @twsasucks
of course this is coming from a bureu fan lol
patin @ahru
Replying to @ghostfanatic
fr bro, and it's the second last day too
sugary overload!!!
@bigchungus

saw a reseller in line, my day is ruined
1:10 PM - 14 July 2025
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apples > bananas @ILOVEFRUITS
Replying to @bigchungus
pray to Ireum-nim for all resellers to die
sugary overload!!! @bigchungus
Replying to @ILOVEFRUITS
made eye contact with him, he cowered with fear but still stood in line, Ireum-nim off him
i miss agent choi
@agentKS

the scariest thing in the world is teenagers looking at you, stop looking at me please please i just want merch
1:11 PM - 14 July 2025
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ZzZZzZ @pentup
Replying to @agentKS
it's cause you're an old man, they're wondering why a 72 yr old is out of their hospital bed
marble hornets is mid @pikachuuuu
Replying to @agentKS
ahjussi, are your legs hurting from standing too long? old people really should take care of their health more, you're not young anymore
i miss agent choi @agentKS
Replying to @pikachuuuu
say "i've been here since the beginning" once and suddenly i'm a old man....
MIZISUA IS PEAK
@pinkblackette

why is there a sad middle-aged man here
1:45 PM - 14 July 2025
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goku solos @agendaistop
Replying to @pinkblackette
dealer
kim dokja's number 1 fan @eeeeep
Replying to @pinkblackette
dealer!!!!
anny! @raggityann
Replying to @pinkblackette
dealerrrrr
meow meow @meowski
Replying to @pinkblackette
it's a dealer
# 🎧ྀི♪⋆.✮ general!
March 12, 2021
you can not be that desperate
Youtube ▶️
Huge DER Merch unboxing! + custom ordered merch
Comments
yryuyu · 5 minutes ago
i can't believe DER became so popular there's a pop up store now
floweie· 2 minutes ago
this video called me poor in so many ways
bunnnuoe · 6 minutes ago
is... is that a real blade?
water go lo
@mihido

Dark Exploration Records... I despise you with all my heart, you're ai horror slop fest for middle schoolers but for the hot characters, I'll read ONE log
4:35 PM - 14 July 2025
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aso @asobosto
Replying to @mihido
those logs are created by the human hands of edgy middle schoolers, get that right
water go lo @mihido
Replying to @asobosto
you're telling me they know how to differentiate between a hyphen, em dash, and en dash
aso @asobosto
Replying to @mihido
do you
water go lo @mihido
Replying to @asobosto
no
harvesting arc 🌽🐎🐔🍓 @ribbonmist
Replying to @mihido
just cause you don't like DER, doesn't mean it's ai
loveie @sheiri
Replying to @mihido
You gotta read the story ursper
water go lo @mihido
Replying to @sheiri
let me guess, it's some meta bullshit from ireum nim
aso @asobosto
Replying to @mihido
how do you know about ireum nim despite never reading it?
water go lo @mihido
Replying to @asobosto
wow are you just gonna turbo stalk me and comment every where i go
Daily Viper @Vipersleftballsack
Replying to @mihido
which character was hot enough for you to read
water go lo @mihido
Replying to @Vipersleftballsack
glasses research dude
lucky cyan x queen is canon @luci_0
Replying to @mihido
FUCKING KWAK JAEKANG??????
silly :D @momo
Replying to @luci_0
ain't no way it's that freak of all characters that gets haters reading DER 😭
water go lo
@mihido

wth it's lagging
4:40 PM - 14 July 2025
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water go lo
@mihido

is this normal for ya'll website
4:41 PM - 14 July 2025
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aso @asobosto
Replying to @mihido
absolutely not
daly ˖ ݁𝜗𝜚. ݁₊
@oldestdream

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE WIKI IS DOWN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO READ AT 2 AM NOW
4:48 PM - 14 July 2025
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mokei @snoozy
Replying to @oldestdream
it's 4:50 pm
suffering arts student @fuckmf
Replying to @snoozy
maintenance takes like a whole day at the very least, the wiki's huge it's gonna take a whole week man
axoloits @hellomi
Replying to @oldestdream
chat, ao3 is still up and running
Request Collection by meow_eeee
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08 Dec 2015
, , Various/Reader, Employee D/Reader, Baek Saheon/Reader, Agent Choi/Reader, Agent Yutnori/Reader, Kwak Jaekang/Reader, Uchiha Sasuke/Reader, Uzumaki Naruto/Reader, Garra/Reader, Hatake Kakashi/Reader, Harry Potter/Reader, Draco Malfoy/Reader, Tom Riddle/Reader, Severus Snape/Reader, Others/Reader, Etc, , , , , , , , , , ,, , , , ,
various smut oneshots of your favourite characters
ever wonder how your husbando or waifu fucks? well look no further, cause I'm here! i'm open to any characters, ones i've written before and ones i've never heard of. sfw requests are also allowed!
Disclaimer: I own none of these, all these stories belong to their creators.
Part 1 of Lemons~
Language: Korean Words: 200,301 Chapters: 69/69 Comments: 10,204 Kudos: 94,102 Hits: 534,031
Eyes, Arms, Legs, and Tongues by cockles
10 Jun 2013
, Baek Saheon & Reader, Baek Saheon/Reader, Employee D/Reader, Employee D & Reader, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
When a Viper’s eye catches you, there’s almost no way to escape. Baek Saheon’s fangs has latched onto you since you two were children, even after leaving and coming back; his obsession never faded, it only increased.
You keep quiet, bending to his will for the chance to hold that wish ticket, he’s the top rookie after all.
But when Lizard from Squad D starts to notice you… Well, Viper has never been one to back down.
Language: Korean Words: 182,491 Chapters: 50/50 Comments: 11,384 Kudos: 88,381 Hits: 512,473
A Drop In A Sea by Agent_KS
26 Apr 2014
, Agent Choi & Original Characters, Agent Choi & Supernatural Disaster Management Agency, , , , , , , ,
“You can’t save everyone.”
The Daydream’s employee voice was cruel, his lips curled, and his body language full of arrogance, even when captured.
“I know,” Choi said, with the languidity of someone who’s heard this a thousand times. “But, there’s no hurt in trying to.”
An interospection of Agent Choi through the years until his untimely death.
Language: Korean Words: 502,471 Chapters: 45/45 Comments: 9,293 Kudos: 103,472 Hits: 461,394
Insanity in Love by mydickishard
14 Sep 2013
, Kwak Jaekang/Reader, Mob/Reader, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
You never wanted to work in Daydream, you already had a job.
Yet, when you fall into a ghost story and get contaminated out of your mind, the so-called ‘pharmaceutical’ company decided it was better to research and examine you instead of granting you the mercy of death.
It was only fate that you ended up in the hands of an insane scientist, who is far too interested in your body.
Language: Korean Words: 40,203 Chapters: 4/4 Comments: 8,381 Kudos: 86,491 Hits: 410,492
DER PLEASE COME BACK
@goldielocks

it's been 10 days since the wiki went down, i've felt my body growing weaker and weaker. my hearing has gone almost extinct, my eye sight is gone, my bones are now made up of glass, every step i take when i wake up is full of pain and agony, my skin is dehydrated, my life is empty and gray
1:30 PM - 24 July 2025
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kim jiwoon's shelf @wor-wor
Replying to @goldielocks
you will not survive the winter if 10 days is hell for you
never say never @hrcalling
Replying to @goldielocks
girl honestly same, i NEED to see my evil pookie ms Flamingo
DER PLEASE COME BACK @goldielocks
Replying to @hrcalling
OMG SAME HOW CAN I SURVIVE WITHOUT READING ABOUT MR SEAGLE'S HORRIBLE ACTIONS!!!???
nice is not dead @u_u
Replying to @goldielocks
this is valid, one can not survive or flourish without its source of energy
i wanna suck on Tenna's tits @notsampton
Replying to @u_u
okay bro
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@N

the der wiki will be back up today, they are doing a retcon of it all
1:45 PM - 24 July 2025
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DER PLEASE COME BACK @goldielocks
Replying to @N
N N N N ARE YOU SAYING THE TRUTH IS THIS REALRVEBIRUVCRBIU
Ireum-nim RP @me_meio
Replying to @N
//omg are you fr, like you're not fucking with me right
Agent Yutnori RP @softice2
Replying to @me_meio
//when has our goat N ever lied??? i trust in our prophet!
Ireum-nim RP @me_meio
Replying to @softice2
//plot twist, N is actually ireum nim lol
thonksi @N3n3
Replying to @N
no way people really believe this shit
dick grayson is the best robin @kkkkkk
Replying to @N3n3
i don't think anyone really believes them, it's just for fun yknow
robot boy @spink_!
Replying to @N
now i know this account is bullshit, wdym retcon???
coraline @winkies
Replying to @spink_!
ikr, like at least try and make it believable
mallard simp
the retcon rumors are true, i'm the DER editors and mods; baek saheon doesn't exist, employee D gets depth beyond being a gag character, the bureau isn't sidelined, ireum-nim will appear, butterfly finally gets to fuck her old woman mallard manager, the daydream building gets bombed and everyone dies
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DER PLEASE COME BACK
@goldielocks

ITS BACK ITS BACK THE WIKI IS BACKKKKKKKKK
1:30 PM - 24 July 2025
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Dark Exploration Wiki
@DER_wikioffical

The wiki is undergoing a slight retcon
2:50 PM - 24 July 2025
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CEO of Agent Sha @shyine
Replying to @DER_wikioffical
WHAT THE FUCK
7 o'clock @moimoimoi
Replying to @DER_wikioffical
HUH WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE
i love miss holloway @starkidssss
Replying to @DER_wikioffical
where's the lizard pfp, who's that twink
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@N

I'M RIGHT?????
1:45 PM - 24 July 2025
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rue @ahiruduck
Replying to @N
EVEN THEY'RE SURPRISED
Zemi
@slimey_ti

ON EVERYONE'S SOULS AGENT CHOI IS GONNA BE ALIVE AFTER THE RETCON🗣️🗣️🗣️
3:00 PM - 24 July 2025
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aliens aren't real
@killhepru

YOU BET OUR SOULS ON A DOOMED BUREAU AGENT!?!
3:01 PM - 24 July 2025
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Zemi @slimey_ti
Replying to @killhepru
but there's not a zero percent chance the coolest character is dead!
aliens aren't real @killhepru
Replying to @slimey_ti

u/tonguester_0_0_561 points · 4 days ago
The DER wiki stories are usually written in a report-like format from the perspective of a worker from Daydream or the SDMA, sometimes there's audio transcripts too. There are POV stories, a majority of them revolve around the Nameless Religion (at least for ones after 20XX), and are pretty short. If you're more interested in the POV stories, i suggest going to on the logs underneath the Nameless Religion tag, if not then the story "And They All Lived Unhappily" is a great start
u/insufferablemaniac151 points · 4 days ago
what? that is NOT a great start at all! the payoff and pain can't set in if you don't read the pre-existing logs about group B! it's like reading the last 10 pages of a book and reading it backwards
u/keylinepie98 points · 4 days ago
characters die all the timeeeee, and face it was group B really that great? group A is better
u/underscoreunderscore80 points · 4 days ago
What's with everyone liking the elite teams? Where's the love for the finishing teams!
u/author-torturer100 points · 4 days ago
i'm sorry that no one likes the mega evil human trash group
u/defenderoftomrrow67 points · 10 days ago
hey, not all of the finishing team are bad! not all of them have a history of violence, murder, and rape! remember, the qualification is that they don't have the abilities or skills to belong in the regular teams, which is usually accounted towards a major weakness or disability!
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