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Kirishima can't understand bakugou, at all. Sue him for struggling to understand a constantly constipated teen, okay?
This morning, he unusually woke up to loud explosions at 5am, despite the fact classes start at 8am like every other day.
He knows bakugou always wakes up early for his whole complicated routine. diet, workouts and all that stuff his manly best friend do.
But he did NOT want to wake up this early, because for some reason his bro decided to blast something full volume in the dorms.
So yea, he was kind of annoyed and couldn't fall back asleep because the explosions kept coming, one after the other even if each one sounded like the last.
He soon worked up the courage to get up, put on his uniform (as bad as possible despite aizawa's strictness about uniforms needing to be worn perfectly and not damaged), wash his face, and spend half an hour on his hair, put them up with gel and more hair lotion than anyone else.
He soon left his dorm, and before going down the stairs to the common room to bake himself pancakes (the only recipe he can make by himself, which he's kind of proud !!), he heard muffled screams from bakugou's dorm, stopped walking as he reached bakugou's dorm room, and decided it was NOT normal.
As much as bakugou is always angry, and yea, pissed at the world for some apparent reason, he does not wake up every morning, and scream and blast at everything in his dorm. Lately hes been dealing with his emotions better, actually, so this confused Kirishima even more.
Why was he so mad at, uh...
He checked his phones lock screen to remember the time.
Yea, at 6am?! Probably right after waking up, of not a whole hour after.
So he took a deep breath, praying at every god he hoped actually existed somewhere in the sky, and soon worked up the courage to knock. He knocked once, twice, and bakugou didn't even bother to answer the door, if not even keep swearing at whatever under his breath.
This genuinely worried Kirishima even more, worried for bakugou and for his own life he might possibly lose very soon.
He knocked again, and called out for bakugou, to make sure he was actually still mentally there.
"Bakugou? You good there, dude?"
He asked, and regretted it immediately after. Bakugou hated being checked on, and always answered so harshly on simple questions such as 'are you okay?' or 'I'm always here, you know?'
But bakugou simply stopped swearing, and silence filled the room, until he came to open the door. He had such anger plastered onto his face, that kirishima almost thought he was mad at him for a second, for some reason.
Until bakugou started to complain about stuff he found on the internet, swearing at himself and small explosions and sparkles popping under his palms as he swore at redditors continuosly.
"Shitty hair, what the fuck is wrong with people online nowadays?! I swear to fucking god, do they gotta whine about gay people so much every day on social media, as if that'd fucking make every fag die and disappear?! I'm gonna fucking kill each one of them, I swear."
He swore to kirishima, pacing around and opening his closet to grab stuff in it. Until he actually grabbed some grenades and bombs that he for some reason added to his hero costume, and shoved them in a bag. Was he actually planning on bombing someone?!
"Woa woa woa, dude- calm down, the hell?" Kirishima panicked, taking the bag from bakugou's hands, despite his complains.
"We don't go bomb people, yea? Tell me why you're so pissed in the first place."
He asked, and yea, why was bakugou so mad for gay people, if he's always the one who's judging every person that walks into his life, no matter circumstances?
Bakugou looked at him, such rage showing onto his eyes that kirishima actually got scared for the whole reddit app for a second.
"People are fucking assholes! Why do they care so much about what people do in their life, or who they date? Does that genuinely annoy them that much, even if they have nothing to do with it?! I'm gonna murder each one of them, just watch me! Most of our class is queer themselves, im gonna show them how much they'll whine about gays when we'll refuse to save them!" He shouted to kirishima, pacing around again, and holy fuck, despite him always being angry, eijirou never saw him so mad at someone, especially for this reason.
Still, kirishima took it to heart. This is genuinely cute, despite him seeming genuinely angry. Bakugou knew kirishima was gay, because he was the first one kirishima told, before he told the rest of their friend group and the class. And bakugou supported him the best he could, in his own way.
*"you'll still be a strong hero, despite preferring being fucked by men, so who the fuck cares as long as you'll save their asses from villains?!"*
So yea, this seemed sweet to kirishima, in the same old bakugou style type of sweet.
"Okay dude, how 'bout this, we actually plan something against these assholes, but you need to calm down first. Or else you can't concentrate enough, right?"
Kirishima suggested, genuinely concerned from bakugou's sudden and useless anger against homophobes, but also excited from the fact bakugou also wants to protect poor lgbt people despite being aromantic himself.
Bakugou looked at him, genuine surprise on his expression as he realized kirishima was on his side in this and not against him on wanting to murder homophobic assholes.
Soon, bakugou smiled at kirishima, wide, excited and creepy smile he gets when they're about to either beat up a villain or win something against someone else.
"I'm gonna plan the best revenge against them ever, and they'll regret it so bad that they'll actually regret even thinking shit stuff about fags." He says proudly despite the slur.
And yea, bakugou and kirishima actually genuinely planned something against those dicks, while aizawa sensei gave them a free period to study or do extra work in class. He never cared if they did other stuff in class instead of work, anyways.
Throughout the whole day, though, bakugou was still an insane asshole to everyone who stepped on his way, screamed at everyone and threatened to fight anyone who talked back at him.
Kirishima was genuinely confused by this, despite bakugou's constant anger everyday. Did he actually wake up with a stick up his ass today? He wouldn't be surprised if he did.
Either way, kirishima didn't tell aizawa sensei about any of this, because even if it was worrying, bakugou has always been like this, today he was only more mad.
..right?