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you were really hungry one day and decided to go to your local dunkin donuts cause... why not? what's wrong with a few donuts?
as you walked out your apartment you thought about what kind of donuts you should get. pink frosting? blue frosting? chocolate? or maybe some munchkins...
you arrive to dunkin and there's two people in line. thank god it wasn't packed...
after the two people ordered, it was your turn. the cashier smiled, "Hi, what can i get for you today?"
"hmm, four glazed donuts please"
"alright that'll be ten dollars"
you hand the cashier ten dollars and wait. after you received your order you head back to your apartment.
you sit down on the couch and take the box out the bag, placing it on the table. opening the box you see all your delicious glazed donuts. sweets were really a treat. especially since you lived by yourself. no one to tell you what to eat or do. you take one glaze donut and two more after the other until there's one left. "I'll save this one for later"
you close the box and head to your bedroom. pulling the covers over yourself you fall deep asleep.
it was quiet, that is.. until there was some movement downstairs. though it wasn't enough to wake you up. the box you had left downstairs on the table. something was shaking in it. the box opened and then a man had slowly came out of the box.
"jeez.. that was so uncomfortable. glad i wasn't one of those three to be eaten." the man looked around before looking back at the couch and crashing on top of it.
"I sure am tired.." the man fell asleep and soon it as morning.
you took the covers off of you and rubbed your eyes. you stood up and walked to the bathroom doing your usual routine. as you walked downstairs, what you didn't expect was to see was a man sleeping on your couch. you walked over to the man and slapped him. "hey! how the hell did you get in here!"
the man shot wide awake. he breathed heavily. "Wait! wait! don't kill me!" he waved his hands. "i actually came with you. i... theres no other way to put this but.. Im one of the donuts you bought..."
you squint your eyes at him. “What the fuck do you mean you’re one of the donuts I bought? Get out of my house!” You yell.
the man sits up straight. “ my name is Rengoku Kyojuro!