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today was unnecessarily boring. no activities planned. no fans sent anything on fromm, yet. nothing to do. in a desperate attempt to at least get something out of today, i decided to text heejin.
“hey, you able to go hang out today?”
she responded instantly.
“sorry hyunjin, i got activities. another stupid world tour.”
i sighed.
“any ideas on what to do?”
“try to kill donald (not the duck), that should take up a bit of your time.”
something clicked in my head. oh this was a good idea.
“i owe my life to you heejin thank you so much.”
“anytime!”
i sat down at my office, looking up ideas. if im going to end his life, im going to have to be classy and slick doing it, can’t let anything stop me. i had found a bunch of junk nearby my house, and it was perfect.
“if i made my own gun to shoot him, would that be a good idea?” i said, looking at paldo. paldo just stared at me, and nodded quickly before walking back to take a nap.
i started immediately, i knew the ins and outs of making this sort of thing, one of my many hobbies. paldo and nongshim stared at me, they were curious, i could tell.
“you guys are going to help me, alright?”
they nodded with haste, and zoomed off.
i laid in my bed holding my bread plush, staring at my roof, it was too white. i turned around, opening my phone. no notifications, i turned it back off and fell asleep.
i awoke very early in the morning, i wanted to paint the gun. pink! after heejin! perfect.
“what are you doing hyunjin. this is not the time” i heard from the distance. who the hell said that? i went back to painting.
by the end of the day, it was already done. i looked at all my pets, they were staring at me.
“oh come on. why are you acting like im going to shoot you guys first.”
i placed the gun into my bag and set out the door, carrying paldo & nongshim along with me. it would take a while to get to amer*ca, but ill do whatever it takes. as long as i get his sorry butt 6 feet under.
a few days later, i had arrived.
“washington dc. this place looks plain as hell.” i muttered to paldo, and he nodded.
donald (not the duck) was saying one of his bullshit speeches on how hes going to make america ‘great again’. if your so called ‘great’ is stripping the rights from everyone except cis white rich m*n and letting everyone else sink to the ground, well we’ll see.
i placed the gun in the perfect spot. i ran over somewhere nearby and plaved paldo & nongshim there. i muttered what thy should do an d thankfully they understood.
“hey! a cat and dog getting along!” i shouted loud enough, everyone turned.
i aimed with the precision of a hawk eyeing its food and BAM! he fell over. i made a run for it, paldo and nongshim ran with me.
“fuck. im going to have to stop jay dee vanceh from getting in the presidents chair. i rushed and grabbed him, whever he was. i ean ran and ran with him, and threw him into some random ditch.
“i know someone else bettetr will take that”
i came back home safely aith paldo & nongshim. well that was a nice day!