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so one day mulchishere and hrrgh went to go watch a movie with should because they was fucking bored
(chaggot lets watch a movie)
[ogay]
{im coming too}
[ogay]
(ogay)
Then they couch and sit and ming had to make the popcorn because soup burnt cheezits last time
{what movie we watching chat}
[please never call us that again]
(how about the funny tv glow movie)
[dear goddess no] eind mlectric said in horror because he wa.s…. A tranny
{haha fuck off lets watch it} song said
So they watch it and mlm started fucking sobbing like a little bitch
(holy fuck dude are you crying)
[nooo its just raining euuguhhhghhhhh] said brosemite as he died from comfort HAHA GET SEEN IDIOT and then he turned into maddie from isttvg and got buried alive
{what}
{what the fuck}
But it was too late becau.se,,,,,, pink opaque
Then everyone died from contagious stage 4 gender disease the end