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1. how to flirt with your commander by UnhingedByChoice

   Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Sep 2025

   Tags

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   • Female Shepard/Garrus Vakarian
   • Garrus Vakarian
   • Female Shepard (Mass Effect)
   • random forum users
   • Friends to Lovers
   • garrus is adorkable
   • Cute story
   • Idiots in Love
   • Forum Fic
   • accidental sexting—maybe?
   • unexpected porn with plot
   • no beta I posted on read-it and took my chances

   Summary

   Garrus Vakarian never expected his human commander to start winking at him. Unsure if she’s flirting, mocking, or plotting an assassination, he does the only logical thing: logs onto Read-It, the galaxy’s favorite extranet forum, to ask strangers for advice.

   This is a romcom told entirely through forum posts, edits, and comment chaos.

   Series

   • Part 10 of The Shakarian Works

   Language:

   English

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   10,801

   Chapters:

   9/9

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