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After examining the hoard - or collection how its owner referred to it - in Legends basement the chain had moved into the living area of the house.
While everyone else was making conversation, mainly with Ravio, the new or old roommate of Legend, Link or rather Four was taking a look around. In comparison to the messy basement the living area was rather kept well and cozy. If not a bit dusty, since the veteran didn`t use the house that often.
His gaze fell on a vase with a rather odd shape. It had a mostly cylindrical shape, but the top was a bit more… bulky and rounded and the bulk was getting thinner towards the top where the opening was. At the bottom there were two rounded shapes giving the vase a rather stable stand. The glazing was reddish at the top and blended into a nice tone of beige for the rest. And the cylindrical middle part, which was rather long, had some embossed decorations in the form of… Okay, those were definitely veins! Legend had a cock shaped vase in his living room right in front of the window for everyone to see! He didn’t even put flowers in there to cover up the shape!
Four came a bit closer. After a short look over his shoulder to make sure no one was watching him, he picked up the vase to take a closer look at it.
It had something written into the bottom:
“From Tulip to Link
I will never forget you”
Four opened his mouth. Then he closed it again. No, there were some things he didn’t need to, he didn’t want to know about his new companions and THIS was one of them. He put the vase back to its place and decided to not ask questions about this. EVER!
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A few years prior.
Ravio stood in Legends living room holding up the most atrocious looking co- ah, vase. He looked it all over and then saw the writing on the bottom.
“What the?!”
He turned around to Legend shooting him a scandalised look.
“Link, what on earth is that?!”
Legend looked back at him, one eyebrow raised and a grin on his face.
“Oh, wouldn’t you like to know?”