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"@relatablerapmon retweets your tweet."
"@relatablerapmon likes your tweet."
I pulled a smile as the user interacted with my tweets. I've been scrolling through this specific account for the last 30 minutes or so already but I never got bored. It's actually fun how the user interprets every clip or picture she or he can find.
I still don't know whether the user is a girl or a boy but I'm more than half heartedly hoping that's it's a "her"
"@relatablerapmon ssi are you an eonie or an oppa?"
Woah someone just seemed to read my thoughts. I clicked on the thread.
"@namjooniewifeu I'm an eonie haha."
"Cute."
I mumbled out unknowingly with a grin escaping off my face. I clicked like and---
"Hyung, what are you doing?"
Jungkook interrupted me checking the screen of my phone.
"Nothing." I smiled at him avoiding the screen of my phone to his sight.
"Basically stalking a twitter fan account of his." Yoongi - hyung muttered scrolling on his own secret twitter account.
"Are you really stalking someone hyung?" Jimin teased showing his signature crescent eye smile. "Let me look! Let me look!"
"No. Stay away." I said firmly with still playfulness in my voice which he returned with a pout.
"I can't believe you're actually stalking someone on twitter to the point that you actually made a a secret account for her--- wait is that even a her?" Hoseok joked earning a laughter from the boys.
Since when did this actually became the topic of the day?
"Ya." I just replied eyeing him.
"Hyung if you're just gonna end up with a guy you should just go to Jin-hyung. Fans would probably not complain, y'know NamJin is married." Taehyung laughed together with the others which just earned him a headlock from Jin-hyung.
I just snickered at the scene and continued on focusing back to my phone.
"It's a girl."
I blurted out gaining their attention and a momentary silence.
And of course this is BangTanSonyeondan no where in hell will this band ever be quite.
"Girl?! We can't even get enough sleep and you got yourself a girl?!?"
"Hyung why are you just stalking her?!?!"
"Have you guys talked? You should talk! And go date~!"
"Namjoon-hyung I'm so proud of you. You have grown up as a man."
"I think if she ever find out that Kim Namjoon is stalking her she'll flip."
"You can DM her through our account hyung so that she can notice you."
I just laughed at their suggestions, comments and reactions (which are mostly done by Hoseok and Jimin)
"No guys I'm cool with what I have right now. I'll just be watching from afar. Let the flower bloom until it looks so beautiful I can't stop watching it anymore, then there I might decide whether to pick it up and take care of it at home or just let it bloom on its own." I told them while clicking the retweet button on one of her tweets.
"Oh my god I just dropped my nose."
"Taehyung ah, your nose is just suppose to bleed not to drop!"
"But Jiminie, Namjoon-hyung's words are so philosophical bleeding is not enough."
I just contained a laughter to my own as they bicker over the matter. Silly boys.
Going back to my business, I started typing words and pressed "tweet".
"@relatablerapmon thank you for your tweets. They always make my day :)"